9 to 5 Theses

AITOOW is moving their content to Twitter today? Find it at @aitoow1. Can you believe someone already registered that name? Here is why: The site is... Run by Leftists Shadowbans Written in sloppy code and takes too long to load Forces you to verify your account with a code too often Has a terrible search feature Spys on us (at least the parent corp) Took away the email list Doesn't allow multiple blogs under same user info/email address Monitored by thought police But mostly the Leftist bs.

Foxy Lady?

AITOOW thinks that that black woman who is announcing the World Cup for Fox is actually a pasty white guy named Rob Stone? I thought it was that black woman who does tennis. And I think he does all the soccer matches. All this time I've been annoyed by this voice and thought it was just another instance of unwanted female encroachment on men's sports. How do people get to the top of thheir profession when it is clear they shouldn't even be in it to begin with? Please penalty kick him off the air.

Musk Elan

AITOOW wonders if Elon Musk is trying to get a megarich Lib to buy Twitter back from him? At least as an ancillary objective/exit strategy. He figured out a way to seek vengence for being forced to complete the marriage. And that way just happens to be fun. *if you don't get the title, it's the french e. Accent aigu.

Before and Laughter

AITOOW thinks Deja Vu from Kelly and Ryan looks and dances like the gopher from Caddyshack? And both are the only ones of their kind on their respective sets. However, that is about right if we are instituting representative (by %) dispersity.

Just Du Her

AITOOW wonders if those Dupixent commercials need to feature tweens with breasts in skimpy costumes? Plus they seem a bit suggestive. Is Jeffrey Epstein back as a copy writer/ad exec?

Drei Cheers

AITOOW wonders why the Cheers theme song hasn't been seen as white supremacy? You wanna go where people are all the same? Not a drop of diversity contemplated. Obvious dog whistle. Therefore worse than a murder rape. And it's just hiding there in plain site. And it's set in BOSTON!

Covoidance

AITOOW thinks it sad that we had two years of forced intamacy and there was so little cross pollination of ideas?

The Devil. You know.

AITOOW wonders why stories about the Devil only begin after A.D.? If he exists, then there would be stories about him since the dawn of time (or at least the dawn of recorded history).

Lib Dibs

AITOOW wonders if you know that we know all of the "secret" handshakes you liberal asssholes inflict on the rest of us?

Brown Eyed Shill

AITOOW wonders if Lebron James really wants everybody to get the same phone deal? Even those terrble policemen who prey on black people? He really has changed his tune.

Renter Beware

AITOOW thinks that rents may be increasing because of higher insurance, mortgages, repair costs, lost rent because of years of Covid moratoriums, property taxes, building costs, ousing costs, etc?

Spectre

AITOOW isn't sure that the Democrats aren't really Spectre?

Corruperating

AITOOW thinks all the proof that we need that institutions are corrupt (CIA, FBI, Justice, etc) is that Maxi-Marxists defend them?

Gray Hounds

AITOOW wonders why Marxist Mayors throw a tantrum over bused in illegals when Air Biden has been flying them in for two years? IE Weschester Airport in White Plains.

Threats To Democratcy

AITOOW thinks we can assume by Slappy Joe's vitriol that they found/neutralized (or Trump didn't have) what they were looking for? And the maxi-Marxists have something up their sleeves. They are way too confident. Do they have a new way to alter elections? And is this drum beat part of a a back door effort to take away firearms?

Space Car-girl

AITOOW wonders why Captain Marvel hasn't been canceled for hawking a product that is oppressive, eco-damaging, patriarchical, Anglo, normative?

Norm!

AITOOW thinks that whenever libs need to justify/inoculate/adjust their deviancy, they get their buddies in Academia to adjust their definitions of that deviancy (as normal). Or vica verca. And we are expected to follow the "experts".

White Bitch-lige

AITOOW thinks we should call out white women for their endemic white bitch-lige? Is anyone more entitled?

Inflation Reduction Acts

AITOOW thinks Slappy Joe will drop the gas tax (and tariffs on China) right before November?

Rhythm Nation

AITOOW wonders if we overstate the blacks can dance trope? I've seen many (mostly older) who just seem to sway. And are all of them hard of hearing? Their music is always pumped up so high.