Am I The Only One Who...

AITOOW is infuriated when Americans add this word to a sentence. For example, David Letterman always will say something like "I like TH...

AITOOW wonders if he can ever stop interviewing himself. He is perpetually interjecting his own stories into the conversation. You are there...

AITOOW is tired of the white bigotry couched as sensitivity that judges black skinned Americans by a different standard (as if the are less ...

AITOOW can't believe he has a talk show. He can't even speak. He has a mush mouth. He has a limited vocubulary. It's torture wat...

AITOOW remembers that any progress made during the Clinton era was forced on him by the Republican Congress. He was derided as a turncoat by...

AITOOW who thinks they rise precipitously faster when the price of oil goes up than they fall when it goes down. Seeing as they pull an acce...

AITOOW wishes he would get a chin lift. He looks like one of those catfish creatures from Star Wars. The wierd thing is that the left side i...