Saturday, October 11, 2008

Where's Your Messiah Now?

AITOOW wants the Clinton nostalgia to stop? He balanced the budget. He enjoyed a peace dividend that incidentally created Bin Laden and required the current deficits to remedy. He lead a decade of prosperity. He rode a wave of ingenuity and efficiency enabled by Silicon Valley and sown by Bush 1. He also left us in a downturn/recession that caused Bush to cut taxes to stimulate the economy and resulted in more deficts. He made America popular overseas. He was out smarted by Kim Jung Il. He sold satelitte spy technolgy to the Chinese. He fought a war with no-national implications in Serbia. He allowed Sadam Hussein to ignore international sanctions when people associated with administration weren't making money helping him black market oil.

And let's not forget his pro-nafta position, his betrayal of his own party (welfare), his failure to do anything on health care, his failure to address entitlements, the murder of Vince Foster, all the scandals he brought with him from Arkansas, the renting of the Lincoln bedroom, and of course the cigar in the big, wet pussy.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Chasing Butterflies (Effects)

AITOOW who wonders what if? What if Robot picks Shillary? The Republicans get charged up. Juan doesn't need to pick a woman or a Conservative and picks Romney who gives him Michigan and the high ground on the economy. Then again he may have picked Yoda and screwed it all to hell.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Heh Heh Snort

AITOOW thinks Juan McCain sounds like Little Nicky, my friends?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Eye of the D-holder

AITOOW doesn't understand how the talking heads can say that Robot won his debate by not seeming unpresidential (making a gaffe) after they said Peggy Hill hadn't won her debate by simply not making any mistakes. Oh, that's right. They're partisans.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Not Plugged In

AITOOW thought Joe Biden looked tired at times in the debate? Especially early on. I'm surprised nobody is mentioning it.

Friday, October 3, 2008

F for Effort

AITOOW doesn't think its wise for networks to have politicos grading a debate? The way they see things is not how many see things (or we would be bowing at the altar of Karl Marx). They care way too much about substance. And more importantly Marxist substance. The average voter is too disengaged to be influenced by that. If they want to know who won the debate, bring in a cross section of voters. But, maybe they don't want to know. Maybe they want to crown the "right" candidate?

BTW. Peggy Hill should have mentioned that leaders beholden to a pacifict movement don't have the flexibility to fake force in diplomatic discussions. She should have also said "do you want a fish or a fishing pole". Unfortunately, most Americans have grown so lazy and dependent they probably have no reservations about taking the fish.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

I Keep Having a Dream

AITOOW has seen Spite Lee's latest train wreck? God I hope so. It's beyond torture to have to sit in his imaginary world where black people have the upper hand and are no less despotic than the supposed white devils that he derides. Is he so practically impotent (because of physically diminutive frame and racial obscurity) that he has to conceive these alternate universes? I hope he realizes it is only in his movies that his "heros" get the girl, beat the villian, etc. Was he raised on Shaft? And how obsessed is he with white women and white women's breasts particularly. Talk about a test subject. Talk about gratuity. Beyond all the racially wish fulfillment, his stories are boring, historically inaccurate and poorly edited (are they edited?). He doesn't resolve plot points realistically. His scripts are full of misplaced and pedantic monologues. He forces imagery. He gets little out of his actors. His characters are charicatures. His characters have no dimension (it's like a mid-evil morality play). He shoe horns in girls he wants to bang or cronies into roles. He spells out the obvious and ignores the confusing. The whole mess smacks of poor pre-planning. It appears that he only cares about 5 things: making whitey look like an ass, having a white woman give herself over to a black man, espousing some ridiculous barber shop wisdom, showing some tits and inserting his father's second rate instrumentals into the sound track.

The only miracle is how he gets financed. Maybe he needs to go one step further and get Felini oe Bergman-esque on his sophmoric, moronic day dreams. It could be interesting to see an altered reality on screen. A real bizarro world. A modern day Planet of the Apes. His present rewriting of history just does a dis-service.