Bird In The Hand

AITOOW wonders why women game show contestants are so risk averse? Watch Jeopardy or Deal and see if they ever bet big on the Daily Double or don't take the first bullshit offer that insults probability. I don't know why they are so penny conscious in this enviroment. They seem to have no problem throwing those dollars down the toilet in real life. Maybe they should earn their allowance following game show rules.

Jews For Jesus

AITOOW wonders if Florida govenor Charlie Christ is Jewish? The honker says "yes". The last name says "no".

Obama Claus

AITOOW wonders if this clown has ever balanced a check book? My guess is that his wife handles anything involving math. So now we have the government spending money it hasn't stolen on stem cells to cure people whose care or retirements we can't afford to subsidize.

We Got a Red Dot Special on Aisle 4, Ya'll

AITOOW who finds Bobby Jindal to be the creepiest abomination on the planet? And that southern accent is the cherry.

1+1 = 1

AITOOW acknowledges that Obama is 1/2 white? He's just as much white as he is black. Why do blacks think he's theirs? I mean they can have him for all I care. But it's a little presumptuous don't you think? And spare me the one drop of blood BS. I thought we were living in a post racial world. Now if we could only live in a post Rachel (Ray) world. That would be something.

Hug It Out

AITOOW thinks Jeremy Piven is a skinnier Kevin James?

Cranky Poodle Dandies

AITOOW who wonders if the French like blacks because they look like poodles?