Rumor Has It

AITOOW is concerned that Natalie Portman is morphing into Rumor Willis?

Endor Round

AITOOW thinks Gabourey Sidabe is an Ewok?

Talk The Talk

AITOOW thinks it's funny that the people who want to put off action on foreign affairs (ie Iraq and Iran) by talking the issue to death are the same people who are deriding the same conduct on domestic affairs (ie Health Insurance and Financial Reform)? Is there ever an end to the hypocrisy?

One Ringy Dingy

AITOOW who has been receiving one ring phone calls since they canceled caller ID?

Ass-Grab-Istan

AITOOW wonders if it is possible to meet an Afghani who wasn't ass raped as a child? The rich have dancing boys they rape (Batzo Bitzo Boys or some shit like that). The mullahs rape their students. The army commanders rape their soldiers. The kids rape each other (Kite Runner). What the hell is going on over there? Are the woman that ugly? Probably, but, grab a paper bag. Not to mention all the heroin addicts. And we don't use nukes because...?

Be All You Can Be

AITOOW wonders why people jump all over using models to define an ideal? It's supposed to establish what is most desirable in an object or entity. It is supposed to be difficult if not impossible to attain that level of competency. It is a guide post.

We Don't Need Any Stinkin' Mortgages

AITOOW sick of the banks not lending because they have no incentive to take on any risk? This occurs because the government is using them to float its debt by keeping the Fed rate at zero? Banks can borrow an unlimited amount of money and buy Treasuries at a greater yield than their borrowing costs (once agin zero points). It's a guaranteed bonanza and another way the government is surreptiously backstopping the banks. However, there is not even a hint of trickle down in this form of Uber-Reaganomics. I thought the Dems thought trickle down was a con? How exactly are home sales supposed to heal if you have to have a buyer who can pay in cash?