Ooh Baby Baby

AITOOW wonders why teen birth rates are really down? Is it because girls are getting pregnant before they become teens? Is it because more parents are out of work and at home? Are more of them gay? Are shows like Maury scaring them? Is it morning after pills? Are teens no longer meeting face to face (just sexting)? Are more teen boys being serviced by adults (ie teachers).

Red Handed

AITOOW wonder how long it will be before there is an article on how some small town in the third world has lost its only source of income because some ridiculous vegans (who purport to be culturally sensitive) made Starbucks stop using lady bugs to color their fraps?

Tray-gonometry

AITOOW thinks the one thing the Trayvon incident teaches us is that blacks are more obsessed with ego than death? The only reason they are outraged is that a non-black emasculated the race by killing one of their own. If the "death" aspect of the incident was the worst aspect to them then every death would meet with this kind of outrage. But, they aren't appalled by the crime or even that the victim had the same skin color. If they were loyal "race" obsessives, every black on black crime would have a parade (err protest). No. What they care about is an affront to their ego from a non-black to their paper thin black pride. They just can't handle that the perpetrator wasn't black. It re-enforces feelings of inferiority and powerlessness. Which are paramount to an adolescent consciousness.

BTW - how tiny is Zimmerman?

To No A-Vail

AITOOW was glad to hear the ski season was a bust in the West? Take that dicks in Colorado who raised lift tickets 20%.

Offensive Marriage Act

AITOOW swears they remember Brad Pitt saying that he would only marry Angelina when all people who wanted to get married could get married? Guess that was another empty gesture from an opportunistic Hollywood fraud.

Sex, Lies and Media Drape

AITOOW thinks the Secret Service story will be swept under the rug by the media to save Bore-ack embarrassment? You know if this happened under a Republican's watch they would be clamoring about how this (encouraging prostitution) is just another piece of evidence on a war against women. And anything less than a "high tech lynching" would be seen as complicity. I'm not anti-SS and I believe that prostitution should be legalized, but, didn't Congress pass a law a few years back that made Americans liable for participating in acts that are illegal in the US while they are in foreign lands? I believe it was to stop sex crimes in particular. Who wants to bet that no news cast will be calling for charges to be filed against the agents. Once again to avoid embarrassing the Bore.

The Zit Bearded Lady

AITOOW wonders when they see a girl (who looks like she wears sensible shoes) with rashy acne all over her chin and cheeks if it is the result of going downtown on another girl? How else do you irritate that region?