The Britain Word

AITOOW wishes you couldn't achieve an erudite accent without erudition? At least with the written word you have a chance at spotting an imbecile. An accent can fool you. Distract you from the actual content. And glasses too. Idiots should have to wear contacts.

Man Up

AITOOW thinks contemporary white men never mature past pre-adolescence and blacks never mature past adolescence? One is obsessed with his joystick and so is the other.

Stoopid Jock Rapist

AITOOW finds it funny when geeks and feminists wet themselves over female athletes and sports while treating male athletes and sports as anathemas?

Politically In(cos)rect

AITOOW thinks it is funny that Bill Cosby bought the rights to the Little Rascals to take it off the air and now all the shows that he was on will be taken off the air?

Chattanooga Cuckoo

AITOOW is shocked that another peace loving Muslim has been pushed so far by the Western infidel that he had no recourse but to commit the number one no no on the Commandment list? Doesn't he look like a Sc-Arab version of James Holmes?

Bye Bye Miss American Donut

AITOOW wasn't surprised by the Arianna Grande scandal? She just said what all illegals and Michelle Obama think and what most children are taught in American schools. Plus that whole America as a metaphor for repression/rules/their parents. And all kids hate those.

Criminoles

AITOOW wonders how non-cuckolded cultures are going survive in this new "one strike" world? Black leaders already bemoan the intractability of the "three strike" world.