Baby Talk

AITOOW thinks everyone speaks like a social worker nowadays?

Chicken Spikka

AITOOW who thinks of chickens when they hear Indians speaking to each other? All I hear is baak baak baak. The head bobbing helps complete the picture. *I'd also like to welcome all the surf nazis that seemed to have found the Shaqaroni post somehow. It's funny (actually sadly predicatable) what sounds the alarms in Woke-anda.

Desert Toppings

AITOOW is aware that the Saharan dust contributes to the red tide in the Gulf?

Rosh To Judgement

AITOOW thinks Rosh Hoshanah sounds like an old Irish guy? Hey Russ. O'Shaunney. Over here!

When the Truth Hits Your Eye

AITOOW wonders if those Shaq-aroni pizzas at Papa Johns are a left over from the BLaMe capitualation of 2020? The charities seem to be all black. Is this what all that white guilt led to? A marketing opportunity? We have to buy product so black charities can get the blood money these people promised them. Since it was all bs to begin with, I guess it is a cynical f u all around.

Yellow is the New Red White and Blue

AITOOW thinks we need to replace the stars and stripes with a plain yellow flag? Maybe a mask symbol. Or some kind of victim. Our country is land of cowards.

Parking Lots

AITOOW wishes they had a ten item limit at the drive thru? Hey, lady "do you have thirteen kids or all those Happy Meals for you"?