9 to 5 Theses

AITOOW is moving their content to Twitter today? Find it at @aitoow1. Can you believe someone already registered that name? Here is why: The site is... Run by Leftists Shadowbans Written in sloppy code and takes too long to load Forces you to verify your account with a code too often Has a terrible search feature Spys on us (at least the parent corp) Took away the email list Doesn't allow multiple blogs under same user info/email address Monitored by thought police But mostly the Leftist bs.

Foxy Lady?

AITOOW thinks that that black woman who is announcing the World Cup for Fox is actually a pasty white guy named Rob Stone? I thought it was that black woman who does tennis. And I think he does all the soccer matches. All this time I've been annoyed by this voice and thought it was just another instance of unwanted female encroachment on men's sports. How do people get to the top of thheir profession when it is clear they shouldn't even be in it to begin with? Please penalty kick him off the air.

Musk Elan

AITOOW wonders if Elon Musk is trying to get a megarich Lib to buy Twitter back from him? At least as an ancillary objective/exit strategy. He figured out a way to seek vengence for being forced to complete the marriage. And that way just happens to be fun. *if you don't get the title, it's the french e. Accent aigu.

Before and Laughter

AITOOW thinks Deja Vu from Kelly and Ryan looks and dances like the gopher from Caddyshack? And both are the only ones of their kind on their respective sets. However, that is about right if we are instituting representative (by %) dispersity.

Just Du Her

AITOOW wonders if those Dupixent commercials need to feature tweens with breasts in skimpy costumes? Plus they seem a bit suggestive. Is Jeffrey Epstein back as a copy writer/ad exec?

Drei Cheers

AITOOW wonders why the Cheers theme song hasn't been seen as white supremacy? You wanna go where people are all the same? Not a drop of diversity contemplated. Obvious dog whistle. Therefore worse than a murder rape. And it's just hiding there in plain site. And it's set in BOSTON!

Covoidance

AITOOW thinks it sad that we had two years of forced intamacy and there was so little cross pollination of ideas?