Be Careful What You Wish For

AITOOW wonders if people still think Obambi has improved the rest of the world's opinion of the US? Probably would like that Nobel prize back too.

Clinton/Sebelius '16

AITOOW has noticed that Queen Barry has two types of newsmakers doing his bidding - the incompetents and the too competent. The incompetents are all women or minorities or both. Benagazi et al - Clinton and Rice. IRS - The fat lady. Fast and Furious et al - Holder. Health Care - Sebelius and the other woman. NSA Spying - white guys. I thought that things would be put right once the evil white man was mothballed.

You Ain't Got No Alibi

AITOOW loves that Haverty's commercial where the ugly hipstress says her chair can't look at anything ugly? That room is twice as attractive as you Chunky.

Born With The Greasy Spoon In Their Mouth

AITOOW wnats to know why paint is so expensive and growing in cost? It's a waste product. I don't care if it comes from oil. If they didn't "invent" latex then it would just be tossed away. It would cost them to dispose of it. Love how that now turns into commodity that rades along side with oil prices.

Ass-Persia-ational

AITOOW thought that the Iranians wanted unilateral talks for a decade and we were the ones pushing multi-lateral ones? So how is their latest offer anything but what they have always wanted? And our accepting - a capitulation/loss?

Anguish Channel

AITOOW thinks it must be exhausting being the one right minded (no pun) guest on political talk shows/current affair Q and A's? They are so "fixed" to spread a specific manner of dogma or message that it's pointless to respond. The questioner is not interested in the answer and rarely listens to it. The panel is designed to shout you down. It's just pointless. A waste of breath. The people who watch these shows are either too dumb to see the artiface or too closed minded to be swayed by rhetoric. I suggest they just boycot and maybe that action will illustrate their position (it's not objective or balanced) better than any explanation could. It's been nauseating watching Rhino's and DoDo's (Democrats) try to paint the Tea Party as huge losers. Especially since their conjured/falty polling, selective reporting and misinformation campaign is responsible for the environment of fear that forced their hysterical party affiliates to acquiesce to ruinous extensions of the governmanetal slush/pork fund. In other areas of life it would be called gloating and/or marketing. In the media it's called truth. Everytime is so one of these lambs going to slaughter I hope they are just doing it for the free airtime. maybe that's the only way to game the liberals at their own system - use their assets to promote your brand.

Injustice For All

AITOOW wonders why the victims of discrimination are more sensitive to it? You would think that they would be more used to it and not react emotionally as most do to surprises/unexpected frustrators. You would think the non-black athletes (for example)who are discriminated against by the soft bigotry of talent evaluators would be the cry bablies. They have always had doors thrown open to them. Maybe they were prepared by a systemic bigotry that began in the school yard and no one agitated them into opposing?

Next Men

AITOOW wonders what would happen if someday scientists prove some of us have gone through more evolutionay stages than others? And what if groups of people were more evolved than others?

Things I Learned At The Movies This Weekend

AITOOW thinks there needs to be another word besides "actor" for people in entertainment who just play themselves playing somebody else (ie George Clooney). What they do is not acting. It's reciting. And in his case, visible fawning over himself. AITOOW thinks Sandra Bullock looks like Snoopy. Who has ever had a longer face? Can you imagine her without the plactic surgery? Sadly. Probably better. AITOOW wonders if Chris Rock is Somalian? AITOOW wonders if the armed forces ever shoot at first sight. Seems like they always blow the first chance by being irresolute. AITOOW wonders why the crew in Captain Phillips were such whiners if what he said in the beginning of the film about there now being 50 guys for every job was true? Also, how incompetent/cowardly are the other 49 applicants if these guys made the cut? AITOOW wonders if every nurse is rapid fire bitch? Do they all treat every patient like they are two years old? Do they all ask questions they know the answer to and know you know? Do they realize they are Navy nurses because they were too dumb or too trailer park for private practice? Do they realize they are massage therapists with bandaids?

Free for All

AITOOW wants to know why everyone wants you to do their job for them? All I hear is cops, news outlets and other entities pleaing for you to contact them with information. Shouldn't they at least be required to pay a reward?

In The Dark

AITOOW has days where everyone walking down the street looks at you like they've heard something amusing about you? Is there a secret gossip web site/network I don't know about?

... From Peter To Pay Paul

AITOOW sick of zealots giving away their money in the hope of getting into Heaven while simultaneously politicking for tax cuts and tax deductions for charitable contributions? Now I don't agree with any taxation, but, you shouldn't be "buying" your way into Heaven with "reclaimed" assets. And you shouldn't get a tax deduction for it. By that logic, Uncle Sam should get the credit from up above and he is only getting that because he is returning "stolen" property (the tax deduction). I doubt that is what is intended by the Head Overseer. And BTW - If you believe in the Trinity and God impregnated Mary and God is also Jesus then wasn't that incest?

More Look Alikes

AITOOW thinks these people look alike? Jim Norton and Jeremy Renner. Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Bobcat Goldthwait. Jonny Goleki and George Burns. Larry David's eyes and Richard Gere's eyes. Richard Gere and Jake from 16 Candles. Jim Gaffigan and Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Buck Showalter.

C Spun

AITOOW wonders if the proliferation of all these political shows is responsible for the climate in Washington? Every green horned hayseed can now get a crash course in subterfuge during a binge watch. It used to be that the old timers, a few bright boys and a few from the political class could set a good bear trap. Now everyone knows how to weave a web or is aware of them.

Guns 'n GI Joes'

AITOOW doesn't understand why the don't put tracking beacons in our military hardware? I'm told that the enemy in a lot of war zones try to steal our stuff and use it against us. Putting a tracking device on them would disuade them from stealing them and/or point us to them when the do. I guess they might then 'park" them in civilian areas or figure out how to disable them, but, at least we would be able to track their progress further than we can now.

You're Gonna Hear Me Roar

AITOOW thinks cougars don't realize that they are the "sluts" and "fat girls" they used to make fun of in high school? The only reason they get any attention from boys is that they are seen as easy prey (like the aforementioned). Sluts because they will and have put out prodigiously and fat girls because they will pay for everything and have little self-esteem. Or maybe the really think those trips to Dr Frankenstein make them look like they used to. And that no one gossips. Speaking of fat girls. Does anyone do a worse American accent than Rebel Wilson? Thank God she will drop dead of heart disease or diabetes before she becomes unavoidable.

Black Pleezus

AITOOW isn't black enough enough to understand why Jay Z, P Diddley and Kanye West think they are megastars? It certainly isn't because of the music. I call them the 3 2 1 boyz. Because that's how may good songs they've produced/appropriated. Mr Knowles - Hard Knock Life, Can I Get A ..., Empire State of mind. Mr. Smalls - I'll Be Missing You and Come with Me. Mr Kadashian - Jesus Walks With Me. He is that most galling and delusional. He's the king? He's on par with Right Said Fred or any other one hit wonder. He thinks he's an artist? He's vapid. He's like a self-professed spoken word poet. I don't have to say bad or annoying because that is implied. A total product of a second class eductational tract that he thinks is comemsurate with the best "normal" institutions and a pampering single mother. And why do all these bourgeoisie black guys (not Z) have fat faces. They always look like they are on their period. You know the guys at their prep schools held them down and put their heads in the toilet. I think Dewayne Wayne had more swag than Kan Kan and Carlton could force himself on the Poofster.

NC Double Anal

AITOOW can not believe that the NCAA thinks tha the anal rape of young boys (on school property) is less deserving of punishment than allowing a booster to give a kids parents a home rent free? In fact, letting a players parents squat is the most egregious "crime" they have seen in the last ten years (as evidenced by the punishments they have chosen to apply and affirm). How else so you explain the treatment of USC?