Fargin' Icehole

AITOOW who thinks of Jonny Dangerously whenever they talk about ISIL?

King Me

AITOOW has noticed how the deliberate mind of of King Barry seems as efficacious as whatever decision making alternatives he arrogantly derides? It seems that he is always caught be surprise by something and recalibrating. His superior methodology didn't seem to predict the problems with Universal Health Care. His extra-sensory ability didn't seem to predict umpteen changes to global politics. He didn't forsee the border crisis his pandering/executive order would cause. On and on. And in each instance you could ask what was avoided by his dithering. Could it have been any worse if he just flipped a coin and adjusted on the fly? I'm not saying that deliberation and forecasting aren't theoretically superior alternatives, but, it has been all too clear for a while that he just wasn't up to the challenge. And all this was made all the worse by his propensity to play political games (keeping himself and his party in power) with policy. It seems that not only has he been playing checkers with a feeble opponent, but, that he is over matched in this children's game.

Mahbaloni Is My First Name

AITOOW wonder what it would be like if blacks started monkeying around with their last names like they do with their first names?

Speak Queasy

AITOOW what will become of those who rely on others for services if Millenials have the poor social skills that are attributed to them? How bad will the teachers, preachers, customer support, leaders, talk show hosts, psychologists, phone sex operators, etc. be?

Now What?

AITOOW tenses up when the evening news promo music comes on? It's so ominous.

Eye of the Cougar

AITOOW thinks people are wearing sunglasses much more because they are using anti-wrinkle cream (instructions say to avoid sun) under their eyes?

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

AITOOW has no idea how they look? You look at yourself in one mirror and you look great. You look at yourself in another and you look terrible. What's going on?