Saturday, April 20, 2019

Cross Your Eyes and Dot Your T's

AITOOW wonders why so many Asian actresses are cross eyed? Constance Wu. Lacu Lui. For example.

Friday, April 19, 2019

UFOhhhhh

AITOOW if ghosts are actually extra terrestrials that our eyes don't see properly because of their biochemistry?

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

God Love Ya

AITOOW wonders why people glorify God when good things happen to them yet do not lambast it when bad things happen? It would seem it is responsible for both. Is it about self loathing? And do you think the Notre Dame fire will be categorized as an act of God by the insurance companies?

Sunday, April 7, 2019

Holly O'Wood

AITOOW wonders why Hollywood loves plain Jane brown hair Irish girls as lead actresses? Is their blandness/sexlessness considered safe? Is that the personality type they think is archetypal for those characters?

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Toe Truc

AITOOW wonders if there are some kids that think mistletoe has something to do with projectile digits? I see them imagining toes flying through the air.

Friday, April 5, 2019

Like White On Rice

AITOOW wonders why Geishas get a pass on white face?