Bat and Twitch

AITOOW wonders what drug Jose Canseco is on that causes him to twitch so much? I think it's Ritalin. How dumb is that Hope girl?

I Pick My Scabs

AITOOW doesn't care which players the NFL uses as long as my players are better than the competitions? It's not like football allows great individual expressions of athleticism. I don't dislike college football any less because the talent is inferior. Football isn't like baseball or basketball where individual superiority dictates the quality of the show. This is a game of strategy. Plus the helmets and the pads make the players anonymous. I think the player's union in this sport faces a much tougher struggle than in other (personality driven) leagues. Put any bodies in uniform and I'll watch. I root for the unis not the players.

Sex Apple

AITOOW doesn't understand why electric/hydrogen/etc car makers don't partner with Apple to brand a car? Their drones buy anything tech that Apple puts out. Like Asian women and Louis Vuitton.

Sendaing Out A Letter

AITOOW likes dilemmas? Anti-carbon sentiments versus nuclear fallout fears. Take your pick. And don't cop out with solar or wind or geo-thermal. You know they can't provide enough power soon enough.

Put Your Hands Up In The Air

AITOOW doesn't see why the Libyan rebels are having so much trouble with Quaddafi? All the images I see of them make them seem quite adept at shooting off rounds in the air and dancing in circles - the cornerstones of military where with all. Now if the French can only show them how to tie a white flag to their weapons.

Black Hawk Now

AITOOW is reminded of all the hand wringing and criticism that accompanied Bush I's intervention in Somalia? I wonder if we will have any (at least publicized) because of Libya? That's rhetorical. Of course there won't be. Except from some opportunistic and disingenuous anti-OBambites. I just have a couple of questions. How come WE always have to do it? How come WE never get anything out of it? Why do people who have nothing in common with us (who dispise us) always expect us to come to their aid. How has the sense of entitlement spread to the far reaches of the Earth. Why are democrats only willing to help non-white people or non-Christians? Why do Democrats think hurling some warheads and dropping some bombs from the sky equates to a recipe for victory? How funny is it that OBlahBlah has had to do almost everything he criticized his predecessor about? Is it time to label him a hawk? Why Libya and not Rwanada? It can't be about the oil. He is a Democrat. They would never fight over something that meaningful. It's not wasteful/pointless enough. Who does Quaddafi resemble? I'm stuck on Bert Convey or that guy from the Woody Allen movie (maybe the same guy). I know there is another. Does this action make people remember the pre-Iraq bullshit. Like how the UN dragged its feet. Like how France cock blocked us. Like how Saudi Arabia was scared Saddam would attack them. And where is Turkey in all this? I thought they were the new leaders of the Middle East. Finally. How do all these bombings start during Spring Break? Is it sweeps already?

History Major

AITOOW thinks OBrahmin prefers to co-opt (re-imagine/rewrite) history rather than make it? The ultimate Monday Morning Quarterback. Why exert yourself when you can just spin the results later. Wait for the winds of change to blow and put your arm around the accepted victor. Then hope no one calls you on where you were before the outcome (it actually sounds very Arab). Plus then you can use your unused energy to drone on upon it to let us know how much you know about the subject. Can we label him - The Describer?

Pot Calling The Kettle Half Black

AITOOW finds it funny that Jalen Rose thinks Grant Hill is an Uncle Tom? First off, I doubt he has even read the book. And if he has it was only because it was assigned not because he likes to read. Secondly, by the looks of his soft, yellow skin, it doesn't seem that his ancestors were unless of Uncle Tom's in their ability to keep their women from laying with Massa. That is if their women didn't voluntarily open their honey pots. Thirdly, based on the relative outcomes of being a "Tom" versus not being a "Tom", his "criticism" is as foolish as it is ineffective. Fourthly, what is Rose's pedigree. How is he not a "Tom". He worked for free for the white man in college. He cow towed to all the rules. He sold out. Fifthly, how is he "street"? Was he in a gang? He's just another imbecile with a big mouth and a delusional image of himself as a false gangster who thinks growing up poor, listening to hip hop and wearing certain clothes make him legit. He's no different than your average white trash, wanna be gangster. Lastly, I want to applaud Hill for his intelligent response that basically calls Rose's parents welfare Tom's among other innuendos that I doubt Rose can untangle. Now it's time for the rest of the Rose clones to find a new way of expressing their frustrations at being inferior to the rest of their race and all others. This cliche is so played out.

One Track Mind

AITOOW sees images of twisted up train tracks in Japan and wonders if transitioning us to them is a bright idea? Especially in quake zones like California. And why is the federal government intent on wasting tax dollars that states have rejected for such projects? Apply that money to the debt.

Winning

AITOOW doesn't understand why self incriminating drug addicts, trespassers/picketers and officials that don't enforce the laws they swore to uphold (ie Holder, most of Wisconsin) are permitted to ignore the law?

21st Century RV Park

AITOOW doesn't understand why they don't leave a few space shuttles attached to the ISS? It would be extra room and an emergency escape vehicle. They would just all have to pile into the remaining shuttle and return to Earth.