Baby Talk

AITOOW thinks everyone speaks like a social worker nowadays?

Chicken Spikka

AITOOW who thinks of chickens when they hear Indians speaking to each other? All I hear is baak baak baak. The head bobbing helps complete the picture. *I'd also like to welcome all the surf nazis that seemed to have found the Shaqaroni post somehow. It's funny (actually sadly predicatable) what sounds the alarms in Woke-anda.

Desert Toppings

AITOOW is aware that the Saharan dust contributes to the red tide in the Gulf?

Rosh To Judgement

AITOOW thinks Rosh Hoshanah sounds like an old Irish guy? Hey Russ. O'Shaunney. Over here!

When the Truth Hits Your Eye

AITOOW wonders if those Shaq-aroni pizzas at Papa Johns are a left over from the BLaMe capitualation of 2020? The charities seem to be all black. Is this what all that white guilt led to? A marketing opportunity? We have to buy product so black charities can get the blood money these people promised them. Since it was all bs to begin with, I guess it is a cynical f u all around.

Yellow is the New Red White and Blue

AITOOW thinks we need to replace the stars and stripes with a plain yellow flag? Maybe a mask symbol. Or some kind of victim. Our country is land of cowards.

Parking Lots

AITOOW wishes they had a ten item limit at the drive thru? Hey, lady "do you have thirteen kids or all those Happy Meals for you"?

The Whole Truth

AITOOW wonders why we swear an oath when we go to court? The judge never seems to believe people are telling the truth after they do anyway. Seems pointless. Just change the definition of perjury if you have to. Just make it a crime to lie in court for the get go if you have to.

Earth Mothers Fuckers

AITOOW wonders where all the organic, non-GMO, local, sustainable folks are with regards to Covid anti-bodies? Seems like they really will put anything in their bodies after all. And all the holistic healers with their herbs and potions and natural remedies and Eastern medicine. They are also a bunch of hypocrites.

Frenemies of the State

AITOOW thinks the reason we have such poor social discourse now is that we all argue like women? The feminization of the planet means we all just want to win the argument. At all costs. No matter if we believe it or not. No matter if we've thought it through. No matter if we really care about the issue or not. Like women do. And this is why they (and they the rest of us now) have no friends.

White Lies

AITOOW wonder why people get so sad about melting glaciers? They are ugly. Just worthless dirty slabs that obscure beautiful valleys.

Sex Symbol

AITOOW thinks Trevor Lawrence looks like a blow up fuck doll?

Sore Winner

AITOOW thinks Emma Raducanu's first endorsement should be from Herpicin or Orajel? Or whatever those herpes meds are called. Who gets a cancre sore at 18?

Black Ops?

AITOOW wonders if we would ever fight a war against an African country? It would be so unwoke. So racist.

MCDonothings

AITOOW remembers the good old days when a fast food restaurant would microwave the cheese on a burger? And have you seen the the delusional Wendy's commercial where they have the audacity to claim that you think of Wendy's when you think of chicken nuggets? That may be the last place I think of.

Fools Me Once

AITOOW wonders if the Wrong will gin up covid hysteria to try and rig the 2022 elections?

Nice Guys Don't Finish

AITOOW thinks that you have to go after someone if only to scare them from going after you? Something Republicans always fail to accept. Or Democrats when it comes to all enemies other than Republicans.

Bruce Lead

AITOOW thinks it is sad that the new Asian Marvel hero is basically a karate guy? How original. Nice pandering. Like when the US Open/ESPN plugs two black girls over many more higher ranked un-tinted palyers.