Email Alert Alert

AITOOW wonders why Google relies on third party gadgets for blogger? Just reminding the "monitors" that the email alert is going away July 1. Now is Google just so poorly run that when they bought blogger that they didn't spend any money upgrading the site? How long would it take them to recreate the script for an email alert gadget? Probably. See the lousy search feature. However, could they think that forcing you to check every day for new blogs would increase page views? Or could they be disabling this feature for blogs they don't like and pretending it is a site wide change? Sad that I have to ask. In any case, be aware that email alerts will go away July 1. I know this is a pain for an intermitent blog like this.

A Life of Vice?

AITOOW wonders if Slappy Joe (or real president Jill Biden) really chose a black woman as VP as a death deterrent? Not wokeism. Are they betting that the last thing their enemies would want is a balck woman telling them what to do? And her husband is a Jew. So that is almost a triple threat. I really wish we could know the truth behind these decisions.

Black Market-ing

AITOOW has heard this promo on satelitte radio "The Voice for the Voiceless"? I want to punch the radio everytime it comes on.

My Cuz Vinny

AITOOW thinks its funny that you can use the word vinegar to work around the language police, my Vin?

Poof Daddy?

AITOOW wonders if gay guy look for or avoid guys just like therir dad? And girls, vica verca.

Nothing But Aggravation

AITOOW wonders how sports announcers are chosen? They always seem to be the worst choices. The most annoying. Total malpractice by the casting directors. Take Mike Breen (I think that's its name). NBA on TNT. I think. He totally spazzes out on EVERY play. It's tiring. He does a game a night. Why does he act like he's seeing every possesion for the first time. Take a chill pill so I can relax and enjoy a game. And can someone tell me why the Clippers were not assessed a T for trying to sneak on new players after the last second dunk? They were told they could not (a bs accomodation) and then wouldn't put Zubac and Cousins in at first and then hid Batum forever. It was delay of game. No? Such bs. After all the delays we had to sit through as well.

A Gay Old Time

AITOOW if a lame staycation should be called a gaycation? Or a happy "cation" Or we could go more literal.

Speak of the Devil

AITOOW is disgusted by all the commercials butchering the English language? Just love hearing "shook" instead of shaken or "woke" instead of awakened. Etc. More "progress".

Page Boy

AITOOW wonders if Ellen Page's nips are still as sensitive as before she deflated them? Do they deflate because of hormones or do they have to be vacuumed?

Lait Man's Query

AITOOW wonders if the bible explains how baby Jesus was fed? Cows' milk? If Mary was a virgin, then she had no breast milk. If she had breast milk, then that's another sign of bs.

Sales Pitch

AITOOW wants to tell Tyler Glasnow that he is full of shit? The reason you hurt your elbow is that you exceeded your pitch count by thirty pitches in a recent start. Same deal happened to Dustin May. I remember thinking it while watching both games. And isn't it interesting that you and Cole sucked as Pirates and then became good. I'm guessing it is because of cheating. And Cole's sloppy argument that he'll now hit players is so much bullshit. You

Indian Givers

AITOOW wonders why people from India are not insulted when people in the Americas have a problem being referred to as Indians? And why is having Americans in the name not of similar import.

King Wrong

AITOOW wonders how deluded blacks can be? Their expectations are beyond ridiculous. They always refer to themselves as kings and queens. Then again, an African king or queen is basically the oldest idiot in a mud and stick hut. So, maybe they aren't as crazy as they appear to be.

Oh Both-er, Where Art Thou?

AITOOW thinks Sweetarts is sending us a political message with their "be both" marketing campaign? Be fluid.

Sigh-ence

AITOOW think it's funny that we trust thirty year projections from people who can't get the weekend forecast right? And is science in general, the only career where you don't have to KNOW anything? Just hypothesize. Often (actually almost always) incorrectly.

Don't Go Changing

AITOOW thinks Millenials hate everything about the state of the world except the temperature/weather/climate? That seems to be exactly where it needs to be and must stay there.

Special Ed

AITOOW thinks you should ask obvious diversity charity cases in college what "element" they are? As in, the periodic table. One of every type. That is what we have now. All you need to be is different. Check some box. Intelligence is maybe one element.

Woe-saka

AITOOW wants to inform Naomi Osaka (and all the free riders) about why they have tennis tournaments? It's not to find out which idiot is the better tennis plyer. It is to make money. Sucking up to journalists increases awareness. This enables promoters to get an aidience that possibly would pay to see you fly swatters run around a court. This makes it possible for there to be profits. This makes it possible for you to GIVEN a share. If you want to play for free. If you want to arrange your own tournaments. If you want to play in obscurity. Start your own tournaments and play for free. Didn't think so. Now shut up and address the media. And stop trying to manipulate like a Millenial with bs medical excuses or discrimination accusations. And by the way. You are fat like a seal and women's tennis is a joke.

Tin Lizzie

AITOOW thinks Liz Cheney only had her position because she was a diversity play (and her father)?