Omi-con

AITOOW wonders if certain people are trying so hard to get you to not get Omicron because they know it may finally put this pandemic in the rearview window?

Bowling for Dollars

AITOOW wonders if college football players should pay back what the school gave them if they don't play in a bowl game? If the experience at the school got them to where they are going to get a pay out, shouldn't insuring that pay out cost something?

Assault from Battery

AITOOW wants Tesla (electronic car) owners and wind turbine owners to be forced to pay a fee for whatever it costs to keep their "eco-friendly" devices from harming the enivornment once their usefulness has transpired? I believe they can just toss them in a landfill now. Everytime I see one of these owners peacocking over their piousness and deriding carbon, I want to call him/her an enivornmental terrorist (not to mention the geo-political turmoil they cause by using rare eart metals). And I haven't mentioned how those babies get charged. Maybe we need a crying Indian instead of tax credits. Maybe the rest of us un-wokesters need bumper stickers with an image of the battery and a question mark for them to gaze at as they sneer at us from behind their green machine?

Slave Trade?

AITOOW wonders if black people would have traded more years of slavery in return for greater representation in society? Probably not at the time. But, I wonder if their descendants would sell them down the river so they could have more power/influence now?

Ir-rate-ional

AITOOW thinks black shows are "subsidized" by broadcast/development companies like things like debates and news and political addresses and the WNBA? How else can you explain why this non-rating projects continue to proliferate?

Business As Unusual

AITOOW finds it wild that the chamber of commerce is now liberal minded? Then again, they also are mindless bureaucrats.

Lying Dog Faced Pony Girl

AITOOW wonders if it is true that Psaki means "dogs" or "canine" or "pack of dogs"? A site says it means that in Polish. But, I think I read that her father is Greek. She is a lib, so, she could be using her mother's name. Or it could be the husband's. Although I think I read he had a different name and she is libing her name. It probably is just trolling. But, it would be funny if true. Weird troll though. Unless,,,

Trigger-nometry

AITOOW thinks that anyone who uses the word "trigger" isn't worth listening to?

Comma Toast

AITOOW wants to created a new "..."? It will be ",,,". A slower "...".

Hait Crime

AITOOW wonders if they flew all those Haitian illegals to Florida? To flip the state.

Thanks. No Thanks.

AITOOW wants the day (Wenesday) before Thanksgiving to be National Grievance Day? You get what that would be about. Like the Festivus airing of grievances. This is better situated. And then Friday would be National You're Welcome Day. That's when you address all the spongers who didn't give enough gratitude the day before. You just go around saying "you're welcome" to all those jerks. Maybe sing the Maui song from Moana to them. Or just in general.

Junk Pile On

AITOOW wonders if anything good just comes to anybody? It seems like the bad stuff comes. You have to go get the good stuff.