San Bernadino Bad Apples

AITOOW thinks it is ridiculous that we have a department that investigates sham marriages while we let the rest of the world come and go (mostly come) as they please? I guess the crime is effort. Hopefully, they have all their incriminating evidence on their I Phone. Equally ridiculous is that the non-sham marriage was to that Pakistani troll. I lose my ability to get a boner for three hours every time they show that picture of her entering the country. I think I'd rather be married to Tim Cook.

Race Bey-ting

AITOOW thinks Beyonce was too scared to lose white female fans (dupes) and substituted "Becky with the good hair" for that "white bitch"? Can you imagine the uproar if, say Taylor Swift, used the term "pubic hair" or "brillo pad" or "nappy 'fro" in a song? It is funny to see that the supposed "queen" of an entire race can be usurped by any "everyday" white washer woman. I still don't get her attraction to him. Did she listen to her parents having sex when the Flintstones were on?

Stupid Tax

AITOOW doesn't understand why they ask you for your phone number on the 1040 form if the IRS says it never calls you?

Black In Back

AITOOW black may not crack but it sure stretches?

Turn the Bern

AITOOW wonders why Donald Trump doesn't address the fact that Bernie Sanders is also getting railroaded by the establishment? When Bernie loses, Trump could get some of those supporters to gravitate towards his campaign. Especially if he says he will give them some sort of hand out.

Black Knives Splatter

AITOOW  loves it when the someone bites the hand that feeds it? Right, Your Slickness? Anybody have any other good sound alikes? Black Wives Chatter? Low percentage of marriages hurt that one. Black Lies Matter? Black Jive Chatter? Crack Pipes Shatter? Black Ties Flatter? Smack Wives Harder? Black Sighs Matter? Black Size Matters?

Cruel To Be Kind

AITOOW wonders if it is patronizing to show reverence to a culture for practises that you condemn your own culture for? See American women donning head scarves. And is this behavior a sign (in this case in particular) of white women with daddy issues? Daddy was white. Daddy disappointed or I can't resolve my sexual feelings for Daddy, so, Non-white Daddy is my salvation. Or maybe they are brain dead or seeking attention (actually that is a Daddy issue).

Cover Up

AITOOW wonders if girls wear those lip rings to cover a herpes sore?

War On Men

AITOOW wonders why the media has never done a poll on Hillary Clinton's unfavorables among men? When did she drop the Rodham? When Barry dropped the Hussein?