9 to 5 Theses

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Foxy Lady?

AITOOW thinks that that black woman who is announcing the World Cup for Fox is actually a pasty white guy named Rob Stone? I thought it was that black woman who does tennis. And I think he does all the soccer matches. All this time I've been annoyed by this voice and thought it was just another instance of unwanted female encroachment on men's sports. How do people get to the top of thheir profession when it is clear they shouldn't even be in it to begin with? Please penalty kick him off the air.

Musk Elan

AITOOW wonders if Elon Musk is trying to get a megarich Lib to buy Twitter back from him? At least as an ancillary objective/exit strategy. He figured out a way to seek vengence for being forced to complete the marriage. And that way just happens to be fun. *if you don't get the title, it's the french e. Accent aigu.

Before and Laughter

AITOOW thinks Deja Vu from Kelly and Ryan looks and dances like the gopher from Caddyshack? And both are the only ones of their kind on their respective sets. However, that is about right if we are instituting representative (by %) dispersity.

Just Du Her

AITOOW wonders if those Dupixent commercials need to feature tweens with breasts in skimpy costumes? Plus they seem a bit suggestive. Is Jeffrey Epstein back as a copy writer/ad exec?

Drei Cheers

AITOOW wonders why the Cheers theme song hasn't been seen as white supremacy? You wanna go where people are all the same? Not a drop of diversity contemplated. Obvious dog whistle. Therefore worse than a murder rape. And it's just hiding there in plain site. And it's set in BOSTON!

Covoidance

AITOOW thinks it sad that we had two years of forced intamacy and there was so little cross pollination of ideas?

The Devil. You know.

AITOOW wonders why stories about the Devil only begin after A.D.? If he exists, then there would be stories about him since the dawn of time (or at least the dawn of recorded history).

Lib Dibs

AITOOW wonders if you know that we know all of the "secret" handshakes you liberal asssholes inflict on the rest of us?

Brown Eyed Shill

AITOOW wonders if Lebron James really wants everybody to get the same phone deal? Even those terrble policemen who prey on black people? He really has changed his tune.

Renter Beware

AITOOW thinks that rents may be increasing because of higher insurance, mortgages, repair costs, lost rent because of years of Covid moratoriums, property taxes, building costs, ousing costs, etc?

Spectre

AITOOW isn't sure that the Democrats aren't really Spectre?

Corruperating

AITOOW thinks all the proof that we need that institutions are corrupt (CIA, FBI, Justice, etc) is that Maxi-Marxists defend them?

Gray Hounds

AITOOW wonders why Marxist Mayors throw a tantrum over bused in illegals when Air Biden has been flying them in for two years? IE Weschester Airport in White Plains.

Threats To Democratcy

AITOOW thinks we can assume by Slappy Joe's vitriol that they found/neutralized (or Trump didn't have) what they were looking for? And the maxi-Marxists have something up their sleeves. They are way too confident. Do they have a new way to alter elections? And is this drum beat part of a a back door effort to take away firearms?

Space Car-girl

AITOOW wonders why Captain Marvel hasn't been canceled for hawking a product that is oppressive, eco-damaging, patriarchical, Anglo, normative?

Norm!

AITOOW thinks that whenever libs need to justify/inoculate/adjust their deviancy, they get their buddies in Academia to adjust their definitions of that deviancy (as normal). Or vica verca. And we are expected to follow the "experts".

White Bitch-lige

AITOOW thinks we should call out white women for their endemic white bitch-lige? Is anyone more entitled?

Inflation Reduction Acts

AITOOW thinks Slappy Joe will drop the gas tax (and tariffs on China) right before November?

Rhythm Nation

AITOOW wonders if we overstate the blacks can dance trope? I've seen many (mostly older) who just seem to sway. And are all of them hard of hearing? Their music is always pumped up so high.

Buy Low Sell High

AITOOW wonders why there are so many low class people at high classs events? IE wineries.

Q R You Serious

AITOOW wonders why they are still using QR code menus? They still have to print out the placards with them on it. For every table! Seems like that would cost the same or more. Seems like the symbol uses MORE ink, tree huggers. Using devices, uses electricity. More fossil fuel.

Indentifies As Sir, Yes Sir

AITOOW thinks Dems act like they are in the military? They take themselves and everything sooo seriously. They bark orders. They demand respect. They are often clueless. Just another indication that we live in the Bizarro World/Upside Down.

Barry Direct

AITOOW wonders if the Flash ever gets lost? How can he go so fast and always know where to turn? How far ahead of GPS would he be?

Face the Facts

AITOOW wonders if these twits are wearing masks now to protest abortion? They still can't be scared of a cold? And isn't it funny that they aren't scared of abortions, but, they are scared of a cold. If we called it hajib, they wouldn't go near it.

Agent Provacateur

AITOOW feels you should respond to the though/speech police by telling them that they are "taking away your agency"? It has to be the smarmiest phrase they use. It's great to be able to use it as a shield. It will infuriate them.

Bank Robbers

AITOOW bank (PNC) is not raising savings rates as the Fed raises the prime rate?

The U

AITOOW thinks all people who want to lampoon the ridiculous construct of ultra maga should start wearing University of Miami hats, etc?

Burning Trees

AITOOW thinks all cops need to do to stop driving under the influence is to look for pine tree air fresheners? It has to be some kind of code. Every pot head has one of these on their rear view. They can't think it gets rid of the smell.

Que Pasa Time

AITOOW wonders if the language barrier is why we consider Latin players/people more thankful for being here than others? Are they really? Are we just not hearing it because they are not expressing it in English? Or are they just not getting warped by the negative dogma surrounding them because they don't understand it.

US Ohhhpen

AITOOW wonders if dads of female tennis players are uncomfortable listening to their grunting/sex sounds during a point?

A-freak-ebonics

AITOOW thinks it should be Africans in America or Afric-in-americas instead on African Americans? Since they feel so left out. Or Afric-un-Americans.

RU (486) Serious

AITOOW wonders why abortion is still such an issue? Aren't there pills that abort the fetus? Isn't there contraception? It seems like you have to be pretty lazy to have to pull out the vacuum cleaner or dirty hanger. And I take it that those abortions that can't be done by pill are pretty far along (ie more alive/viable). Not a great position to argue from. Not to mention it is still possible if your state is down with it.

Jack Spare-o

AITOOW thinks that Elvis actor is a mix between Jonny Depp and some other guy (fringe leading man a while back)? He was in some weird movie that was a cult fav in the 80s or 90s. Sci fi or horror. B list. He had black hair. Stubble. Kind of rhodent-esque.

Who's Your Daddy

AITOOW thinks we should should rebrand Father's Day as Mother Fucker's Day?

How to Grab "Em

AITOOW wonders why no one in politics has figured out the slogan "You can't spell triumph without Trump"? Or the slogan can be "Not a Democrat".

20-80 Rule

AITOOW think the 20% who thinks the economy is headed in the right direction is employed by the government? Maybe a hedgy or techie. And that 30% Dem floor (on general issues of satisfaction) is comprised of those people plus a few fringe nuts.

Y MCA?

AITOOW wonders if any of the people doing the YMCA know what the song is about? The YMCA was a notorious gay "hotel" in NYC in the 70's. Maybe it still is. It cracks me up that most of the people who love singing along to it would probably die if they knew it's gay history/association. And don't ask about In The Navy.

Hung Sheldon?

AITOOW wonders how developed Sheldon's sister will get before the show ends? And he as well.

Talk Poop

AITOOW thinks that we could use a news/entertainment source that reviews the news (olds)? They would look back on (and make fun of) the "misinformation" fed to us by the ever wrong press corp. Ala Talk Soup or whatever it is called now. The one with Greg Kinnear anf Joel McHale.

They Binded Me with Science

AITOOW shocked that Slappy Joe (or Nurse Jill) and Fauci Minh have lifted the testing requirement for international travel? I was all set to write about how this was bad politics. How it would force Americans to travel by car this summer. How it would increase their awareness and vitriol against the Democrats. And even the domestic price of gas. How it was another case of exacting revenge on their opponents. The ones who aren't cloistered in fear. But, I guess enough of their constituents (or some one at their virtual wine soirees) have slowly emerged from their isolation and want to travel too. And they can't be inconvenienced. Oh. and the "science".

Now Hear This

AITOOW thinks podcasts are today's books on tape?

Suns Out

AITOOW was surprised to learn that 50% of gun deaths are suicides? And I love how Democrats are trying to spin their lawlessness as gun violence? Now every murder is front page news. Except black on black (ie Chicago every week). And every murder is the gun's fault. Not the behavior of the perpetrator. They can really spin any topic.

Musk See TV

AITOOW will never be sure from now on whether an Elon Musk product is really malfuncunctioning or if it it is retribution from the Democrats?

The Weekend

AITOOW thinks black vacations should be called ghetto-ways? And speaking of The Weekend, are all his songs about/for Bella Hadid?

Cissy Fit

AITOOW is a cissy boy? That is a cis gender male. And shout to my cisters.

What Abort That?

AITOOW finds it funny that they same hand ringers who are freaking out about school shootings, are the first to wring their hands about NOT being able to murder their own children?

Privy Counsel

AITOOW thinks the whitiest white privilege is the privilege/hubris to accept the charge of white privilege? The privilege/hubris to pander to all else. The privilige/hubris to give up all entitlements/"unearned" advantages. It's like a racer giving the field a head start because they are that confident. Or a golfer's handicap. And when did "spoiled" become "entitled"? I love pointless changes to language. It isn't fire.

Copy Birds?

AITOOW wonders if birds change their singing if they hear human music?

Got MLK?

AITOOW wonders if there is a marketing opportunity for a Martin Loofa King loofa? It could come with a box of white pow(d)er. To clean away your white fragility/guilt.

Sympathy for the Devil

AITOOW thinks Me-lennials use sympathy as currency? It even beat likes.

Hostess Cupcakes

AITOOW wonders if networks are admitting to diversity issues when the host goes on vacation and the cohost is allowed to ONLY book people like themselves? Either that or the cohost is beling allowed to segregate. Take Colin Herd. His cohost has been booking many many women. So either she is a sexist or Herd doesn't book enough women. Which is it?

Doctor Shekel

AITOOW is sick of doctors saying they work so hard? You aren't salaried. You get paid by the procedure. You work so hard because you are a greedy bitch. Not because you care about your fellow man. If you did, you would negotiate a salary and then work yourself to death.

Lost in Place

AITOOW wonders who decides which direction roads go? I just drove on a road labeled east. I had to pull off a stalled freeway to an unknown road with no map. It was labeled - east. I just found a map. It was straight south. This is hardly the only instance of this stupidity.

Driven To Enger

AITOOW wonder why the English pronounce cay - key and then derby - darby?

Where There Is Smoke

AITOOW wonders if any (not every) of these west coast wildfires are caused by migrants? They are tramping through the area. I know they've cited homeless and green freaks. It would seem possible. Then again we are probably chauffeuring them to hotels. I've heard we (and cartels) are paying people to "uber" them. And I wonder if dope smoking could be a cause.

King of the Hail

AITOOW wonders if we should be using the last names Prince and King, Earl et al? I mean the name is suppossed to be of the job of an ancestor. There is no way these douche bags come from royalty. Who was the first one in the family with the gaul to assume.

The Game of Life

AITOOW feels like life comes at you like a video game? Mostly like a driving game with problems coming at you constantly and decisions being required ever second. Or maybe a game where things are constantly trying to kill you as you move forward.

Cancel Culture

AITOOW thinks Biden's desire to cancel student debt is a transparent pay back to two voting blocs? Liberal indoctrintion facilities and the products they produce. Pure state sponsored bribery.

Disease Nuts

AITOOW wonders if any of these cases of measles and child hepatitis are caused by the millions disregarding the border? I know Covid surges were not and are not related(and not contagious during peaceful protests either). But maybe these...

Whatchoo Talking Bout

AITOOW is more than a little suprised that Bruce Willis is the 80s action star that tapped out first? Stallone's mind is clear? Van Damm's? Segal's? Et al?

Guns and Russ-es

AITOOW thinks the Top Gun sequel got lucky? I think it was delayed. And then they got the Russians to make themselves villans to all again. I'm just guessing the bad guys in the movie are Russian again.

Stupid Is As Stupid Duhs

AITOOW wonders what roll all those drugs (Adderall, etc) they have been prescribing kids have had in the way they think? All these Bolshevik Barbies and Antifa Kens. And if that was part of the plan? Have Democrats instituted a system in which those malleable brains habe neen made further susceptible to their el-hi indoctrination through modern "science". Plus weed, real opiates, etc. I believe Communist handbooks (and maybe any system that chooses to control their fellow man) used to instruct the puppet masters to use that tactic.

What the Truck

AITOOW never sees any flat bed of a truck being used? Posers.

Vax-inating

AITOOW wonders if those in charge (ie Harris and Faici) ever realy got vaccinated? Or is it just that useless?

Trans-sport-ation

AITOOW has seen the anti-trans commercial where they say "given a chance to play"? It claims that girls aren't given a chance to play when they have been been receiving preferred treatment for decades. And now they show their empathy/gratitude by going after a protected class. I can decipher the hidden message.

Foul Play

AITOOW wonders why we allow the same refs who called a foul to be the ones who review the challenge? How is this not a conflict?

Crack Is Whack

AITOOW wonders why they have a youngish black woman as the center of a Botox commercial? I thought black didn't crack? Either they are saying that is a lie which is probably a racist thing to point out. Or that is just another ad script meant for a whitie that was given to a black because of....racism/wokism.

Wright Call

AITOOW wants to bet that Jay Wright retired so he could become the Lakers coach next season?

This Just In

AITOOW wonders why when I talk about things that the news makes its living off, I'm a Debbie Downer? And when they do it, people watch in rapture. With no criticism of the "negativity".

It's My Way Or The Subway

AITOOW who thinks it's not a stretch for blacks to commit murder when all we do is let them get away with it day in and day out? Yes I know he didn't actually succeed.

Crime-iny

AITOOW loves it when they hear a story about atrocities and then they seem to be insisting that rape is the worst offense? Or is some kind of ISM? In an current clash (Google Ad Sense says I can't mention it by name and there can be few ISMs there), they just gloss over the murders and injuries and go straight to violations of the cooch. A pocket that is not a vital organ. That seems to be the most egregious crime. They led with a story about some woman whom was assaulted and then tossed in that - oh yeah - her husband is lying dead outside the house. She is alive.

Boycott Shell

AITOOW is aware that Shell Oil is buying Russian gas and mixing it with other gas to sell it as Latvian Blend? I guess it is right in there in their name. A real shell corporation. They should stick to oil spills.

Usual Su-specs

AITOOW wonders why there was no mention of speculators during this rise in oil/gas prices? Have they paid off the Democrats whom (in turn) have ordered the media to suppress it? Or have they paid off the media companies on their own? Or are the talking heads just that stupid that they don't remember that angle from when it last happened (under Obambi).

Panthering to the Mob

AITOOW wants to bet that the new Gerber baby will be black?

ad-Dress to sup-Press

AITOOW wonders if the Sup-press started in on the Hunter laptop and the Biden Crime Family corruption allegations (even if just to say "nothing to see here") because the war in Ukraine provided enough white noise to obscure the coverage? Some say they were given the green light by the real Democrat power structure because Biden's numbers are so low that he is no longer an useful idiot that they want to protect. I say they haven't reached that point yet. If only because there is no (nor was there when they settled on him to begin with) alternative waiting in the wings. I say that they are using the war to finally "move past" and distract from these issues before Republicans take over and potentially (unlikely) resuscitate them.. It will likely work (It's not like Clinton or Illhan Omar et al ever face consequences). Not like Garland was going to give them the time of day anyway. Now it will seem to people's recollections that the issue has been looked into and cleared. Then again. Maybe someone paid them (ala AP) to cover write about it?

And Away Ego

AITOOW thinks organizations/administrations that are run by self described elites/experts are less likely to change course/adapt? They think they are correct/smarter. And no one/nothing is qualified to refute that. Ergo they aren't doing anything wrong.

Oscar (Mayer) Weiner

AITOOW thinks Will Smith did to Chris Rock what the academy has been doing to exceptionalism/standards (even at their historically questionable level) during this woke era? Has anybody seen King Richard? His portrayal? He's doing a less difficult "Slingblade". Or a retarded version of the homeless computer sales character. Pathetic. And yet, still better than Denzel's Shakespearean failure. And are we to be suprised that the BET Awards broke out while a black man was producing (more pandering from the academy) the Oscars? And that agent provacateur Jada Punkass Smith was the source of the commotion? And that since the people involved are black that there were no (externally administrated) reprecussions. I wonder what else I missed? I don't watch them anymore. Just see (not by choice) what the news has to say about what went on.

Dizz-ne-y

AITOOW wonders how long before we have trans-Cinderella et al? Will she be a shwimmer at UPenn?

1 2 3

AITOOW has a perfect test for bias? If a white person wins. Bias.

Father From The Truth

AITOOW wonders why movies never have the dead beat dad explain to the children he left behind that the reason he bolted was the mother? That she was a total capricious/emotional cunt. Maybe she cheated? Maybe she was a despot? Maybe she was a drunk? Maybe she was abusive? Maybe she was a bad mother? That she made his life miserable and the way the court system works, he knew he would never get custody anyway. That she would poison their minds against himanyway, so, it wasn't worth the energy and sarifice to fight or stick around. No. He is always 100% to blame. He just left an ideal situation because he was such dirt. Seems farfetched.

Discrimin-age- tion

AITOOW thinks wokesters are the biggest agists because every other group is off limits? Proving they are just as unfeeling as everyone else. Just more worried about what others think. And more cowardly.

I Don't Know What It Is But I Like It

AITOOW think that most people put their faith in two things they hardly comprehend - science and metaphysics/religion? Is their incomprehensibility the source of their power/allure?

Oooh Baby

AITOOW thinks baby kittens looks like baby killers? Should pro-life people use baby kittens as a code phrase?

How Do You Heal A Broken Art

AITOOW wonders if cubists got their inspiration by looking at broken mirrors?

Ex-perks

AITOOW wonders how we can trust 'experts" and officials who have been give their posts in the name of diveristy? Is that why we have seen so many get it wrong lately? I'd like my "experts" to at least be properly credentialed/vetted. Maybe a test. A ranking system? You need one to be allowed to be a lawyer or a doctor or a real estate agent. It would seem that it might be a tad more important to operate as an expert. It would seem "scientific" to require this. Now it seems like an indulgence you can buy or receive by virtue of having none (except your physical form or tastes).

Mete the Depressed

AITOOW likes it better when all the panelists on a "news" show have the same position/ideology? It's just annoying when they throw in a token to "balance" out the debate. Better to just keep the talk flowing and allow us to change the channel if we are getting annoyed.

Evi-lution

AITOOW thinks it means that evolution/change means that NOTHING we experienced in life was good or real? Ir was all just a point on a path to it

Ad-itional Complaints

AITOOW hates the following commercials? Ukora UTI shit (you dirty bitch. When you say partner. Business? Sexual?). Hungry Root (lazy cunts). Lume - Pussy deoderant (another dirty bitch). Keeps (you are still bald). Shriners "adorable" mongoloids. That JJ Walker one. Consumer Cellular (old fools). All drug commercials (they are all for such a small segnebt of society too).

Golden Shower

AITOOW wished that the athletes at the Olympics would just say that training and coaching were the reasons for their success? It seemed like every one of these idiots tried to credit something less and/or inconsequential. To create color for the media I guess. "It's because my twin brother died"? Nope. Hours of instruction and repetition. And because I just heard another one on TV while writing this, can black football prospects have more marbles in their dumb mouths?

U Kraint Stop Me Now

AITOOW has some observations/questions on what is going on in and around Ukraine? First, doesn't it seem like the coverage/punditry is exceedingly/comicly partisan? I don't really believe the grandstanding about what a fiasco it is for Russia. It just smells off. Like how they are shading everything these days. From the epedemic of police brutality, to peaceful protests to Joe Biden's 20 point lead, it just seems out of touch with reality/logic/statistics. Is it what the media always does in times of war? I guess they gave "patriotic" accounts in every war so far (except Iraq and Afghanistan). Was it always patriotism or lack of access? Is it that we now have a white boogie man again? And the "coverage" (like most of their content now) seems "borrowed" from other sources. It just punditry voiced over things they cut and paste from the internet. More journalistic laziness. The social media-ization/blogosphering/millenializing of journalism. No boots on the ground. No investigative journalism. And do they really beieve the simplistic conclusion that Putin is a mad man? I'll never get if they believe this about people who do things they disagree with or if it is just purposeful character assassination (like they do to win an argument they don't have the law or facts on). Secondly, if we confiscate Russian property, won't they just do the same to ours? Nationalize all foreign assets? I'll bet we have alot more at stake. And what legal basis is there for it? More unbridled governmental overreach. Not that aren't already doing that to Americans. At least they claim some legal justification in those cases. Thirdly, will other oil producing nations be emboldened by the spike in oil prices to cause chaos in the future? And do we have some secret deal with Iran to fill the void if we embargo Russia? Is this any better? I know the Obama mafia thinks so. Why they love Iran, I have no idea. I'll ignore the unwillingness to increase domestic production issue. Fourthly, why would we want to expand NATO if we (and they) are unwilling (and we are) to fight any serious challenger anyway? You know that is the truth. Neither Biden nor Trump noe you or I really want to fight another war. The "fence sitters" (Finland/Sweden) don't really deserve it anyway. And I love them both. Fifthly, why are Dems so good at pointing out their own hurt feelings and remedies and so bad at crafting them for others? If it is a failure for Putin, he must be given a way to save face. Everybody is so sensitive these days. Even mad men. Maybe more so you arm chair psychologists. They need to figure out a way to let him exit without losing face or power. Or he will NEVER leave. Figure out what silly story you would give to a similar pariah. Like say, Simone Biles or Naomi Osaka or Ben Simmons. Let him claim social injustice or body shaming or molestation gave him mental health issues. I'd think we would want a more timid man in power anyway. Let him stay. Lastly, is Ukraine getting more or less attention in the news because it a war with white victims? Is it racist coverage (like when they cover a missing white woman) or is there less coverage because it isn't a racist war. Just white on white crime. Or a quandry because it has a white bad guy but only white victims. Discuss. Is there any minority population group in Ukraine? Do women get equal pay?

Heigh Ho

AITOOW thinks politicians (especially the party of Democrats) and business leaders are mining social media to time policy decisions? They (party of Democrats) probably are too zealous to let it create policy, but, they want to know how and when to enact it. Take the mask issue. It is due to expire in a few weeks. The airline/transportation portion anyway. Why do I feel that they are mining data to see how long they can keep it so that people will not remember it before the mid terms. And converesely, will remember that they (party of Democrats) were so beneficent as to remove the policy. It seems as though entities are getting much better at manipulating us. It can't be a coincidence. And people always warned that giving up our data would result in it being used against us. But hell, maybe people want those strings to hold them down.

World's Fair

AITOOW thinks the world is slowly changing from a theme park to an amusement park? Different rides/countries used to have quirks. Now it's all the same.

Throwing A Wretch Into It

AITOOW thinks that Covenant House commercial may be a tad insulting? They use amazing grace. The part where it says "save a wretch like me". Are they calling all these kids wretches? I thought they were just victims. Wretch implies something more sinister. Not that some of these kids aren't on the streets because they have become the problem. Not because they have had problems thrust upon them.

Moving On Op

AITOOW wonders why we assume tha indigenous people (especially women) were forced to be with their "oppressors"? People always like some strange. Especially when they have some goodies and bathe once in a blue moon. I've never known any woman to pass on an upgrade or some new attention. And can Australians be oppressors since they were forced (oppresse themselves) to emigrate there?

No Russian It

AITOOW thinks it is rich that they defend performance enhancing drug use because the abuser is too young to know better or was pressured by adults? But, 'children" even younger are "old" enough to choose their gender and alter their bodies.

Eu-phobia

AITOOW thinks Euphoria must be like Sex and the City? A gay man's journal sanitized for Middle America by changing the protaganists into women. Teen women this time. And if being homophobic is the second (maybe third if trans is hotter now) worst thing you can be, why do people like this (the oppressed/unpopular kids) always portray the "jocks" in their shows as latentently homosexual? Raining Men scene in the play. Wouldn't doing that paint them as heros instead of villians? Maybe (subconsciously) that is what they think. They are just angry they aren't them or can't date them.

Dog Days

AITOOW feels like a dog waiting for walks?

Glass Flore

AITOOW wonders if race WAS the reason Brian Flores WAS hired? Rooney's. Tomlin. Guess it isn't an issue when prejudice works FOR you. And how great must it be (for an entire group of people) to be able to excuse an entire history of no achievements on something that everyone encounters (tribalism). How cleansing for your psychic health. And exactly how black is a guy named Flores to begin with. Half? Since most American blacks are less than 100% black, he doesn't even meet the Obama standard.

U Kraint Be Serious

AITOOW doesn't see how keeping Ukraine out of NATO is worse than it not existing at all? To us and them. Why didn't both of us just agree (or lie about it) to do that if that's what Putin wanted. And is every Biden speech a disertation on how correctly he did his part. And if he was so sentient on how things developed, why won't he share his thoughts on what WILL happen next. And does anyone wonder who wanted this to happen. From greenies to great resetters to alliance junkies. Who wants gas prices high and economies in turmoil? Worldwide Socialism Inc? And am I the only one who took a poli-sci class that taught how China-Russia and the US have been trying to turn each other against each other since the Revolution? Look who is the odd man out again. Just like when my mother married another man and his son tried the same thing.

Sad State of Affairs

AITOOW thinks Anthony Blinken always looks like he ready to cry? Like he's so overwhelmed that he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Like he can't believe people are so mean. Booty Judge kind of has that persona as well.

30 Somethings

AITOOW wonders who comprises the thirty percent baseline of Democrats? The ones who always approve of whichever Democrat is being rated in a poll. I'll guess: teachers, femi-nazis (daddy issues), POCs (more likely if the politico is a POC though), baby killers, wards of the state, soft sons of single mothers and people who use their sexual organs in a non-procreative way. Most non-Christians and wowhiwo's (woke white womwn) are subsumed by one of the aforementiioned groups. And of course pay for players and fictional or deceased citizens. Though they tend to vote more than answer polls.

Star Cross

AITOOW wonders why if Vulcans are supposed to have no emotions, why do they always seem angry?

For Love or Money

AITOOW thinks the Texans hired Lovie Smith for the following reasons? 1. They want to lose as many games as possible to get Bryce Young. 2. They want to some good will of their own on the racial front. Their white ownership/management has been under fire. 3. They cut a deal with the NFL to get more advantageous treatment over the Deshaun Watson case. They take some heat off the NFL by hiring a black coach in return for the aforementioned. And on the subject of black representation. Black males are 6% of the population. There needs to be only two coahes employed to have an equitable distribution. We only need to address the under representation of white players going forward.

Owen Someone An Apology

AITOOW thought the guy on SNL doing Biden and Trump was Owen Wilson?

True or Fauch

AITOOW thinks we should stop following the science and start following the math? Covid diameter = .125 microns. Reusable mask diameter (pore size) = .47 microns. Surgical mask = .33 microns. N95 mask = .30 microns. For those of you in the liberal arts program, you want a mask with a smaller number than the particulate that you are trying to filter. Covid is smaller than any mask has the capability to handle. And these facts are straight from your beloved Google. And that is if the fuckers are worn properly.

Dino-might

AITOOW wonders how the T Rex (two SUV lengths at most) walks out of the enclosure in Jurassic Park and the humans have to shimmy down a cable (and fall into a tree) to reach the ground in the enclosure? It's like a hundred foot wall.

The Patience of Job(s)

AITOOW wonders if the January jobs numbers were modified by seasonal adjustments? Should we be happy that the other possible explanation is that Democrats aren't keeping us from them (causing uneployment) any longer. Through lockdowns, anti-business restrictions and terminations due to refusals to be vaccinated. And the return of the Obama era phenomenom of people deserting (and no longer being tabulated) the workforce altogether. And how about the two million illegals? Are they counted? Hell no. That would harm the narrative. Two ways. I assume the 900k Covidead are no longer counted. Though they (and the illegals) will probably vote in 2022.

Clear As Folk

AITOOW thinks it's funny that their flacks always tell us "the President (whomever) has been very clear..."? If you have to tell us that then is it really true?

Swallow the Lie-nce

AITOOW believes that the phrase "follow the" can never precede "science"? Science REQUIRES scepticism. And research how many "laws" are still just theories because they haven't been proven by experiments. Let alone confirmed by another research group. If you don't wish to follow that science.

Genii-ous

AITOOW had their wish granted but forgot that this is the bizarro world? I wished to understand it all.

Supreme Injustice

AITOOW wonders how the Republicans will shoot themselves in the foot during the Supreme Court pantomine? In what should be a shit show for the Democrats, I predict the narrative will be co-opted by them. And not only will the Republicans NOT energize their base for the mid term elections ala Cavannaugh and Barrett, they will somehow energize the opposition again. And I'm glad that Breyer revealed how political these scions of justice are. Just a coincidence that he is retiring while Democrats are still in charge. What were the odds?

Vax Effort?

AITOOW wonder how many athletes, etc have lied about getting a vaccine? It seems like an inordinate amount seem to get it. And they are never known to skirt the rules. And how may vaxers were pro-vax before the 2020 election? Hypocrites.

Defrost Before Using

AITOOW wonders how much arable acerage would be ADDED if we have global warming? They always talk about what will sink. I quick look at the map seems to indicate the opposite. Huge parts of Canada and Russia will become useable. Areas near the equator are already desert. We lose a few islands and coastal areas. Is Brazil the one large land mass in question? And why don't we ever blame rising human consumption on lowering resevoir levels? They make it sound like it is all supply/evaporation driven.

15 Minutes of Flame

AITOOW wonders if people who engage in anal sex have to worry about what they eat? I'm guessing you don't want fire in the hole.

Dumb As

AITOOW thinks that Democrat DA's don't prosecute simply because they don't know how to? I'd love to see their bar scores. We all know the schools graded them on a curve. I bet they simply don't know what a real DA would do. They are woefully underqualified and in over their heads. You could say this about most Democrat public servants as well.

Natural Fit

AITOOW wonders why airlines don't sell/make bags that meet their size requirements? It seems like a natural. Would take the guess work out of it. I wonder if they would actually lose money by not by not being able to screw people (by informing and penalizing them) at the airport/gate?

U S A A-holes

AITOOW wonder what it is that makes them special? USAA, in their Rob Gronkowski commercial, seems to be saying that discrimination is what makes them special. You can't get their rates unless you are military. Special in an olympic sort of way? Maybe. Tone deaf? Definetly. I appreciate that these people take the worst paying, thankless jobs. But, I think they shouldn't be treated any differently (preferentially) just because they couldn't get into college.

Leave Of(f) the Grass

AITOOW wonders why we make fun of people who use the phrase "get off my lawn"? Why is that wrong? Nobody should be on your lawn except you. That shouldn't have to be said. It's trespassing.

A Liberal By Any Other Name

AITOOW thunks that Reublicans need to stop calling Democrats - Liberals, Socialists, Communists, etc? It dillutes branding. All these bad policies have to redound to the Democrat party. So that at election time, the right people will face a reckoning. They all run as Democrats. Not factions. Right now they can claim that they aren't a liberal or a commie. While that may be true (although lock step voting seems to contradict those claims), Republicans can use it to tar aand feather the whole cohort. Which I assume would be in their interest. Democrats seem to get the message. I don't recall them breaking the Republican party into factions. They just besmirch the whole right side of the aisle.