Face The Liberal Nazion

AITOOW was appalled that the shrunken, dementia evincing hatchet man Bob Sheiffer promoted his interview with Herman Cain by asking "Is he for real?". Can you imagine the backlash if he insinuated this towards his liberal bed fellow Boor-ak O Blah Blah? Does he ask this of any of the white candidates? Maybe because Cain is 100% black? Talk about condescension. (I don't endorse Cain). I also loved how he turned the artificial "smoking" distraction into his own private chastisement over the issue. Good use of company and public resources. We really care what you personally believe - on any issue. Just ask a question. A non-leading, non-editorialized question. An important question. Like why don't you act like you know everything about every issue like the president? I would have told him that not only do I not care what he thinks, I would have told him he was forbidden to vote for me. And what about the president's smoking? Talk about hypocrisy. Not only would he have not brought the topic up, he would have given him the evacuation route. And he is the smoker in question. Not a third party. Now I hate smoking more than just about anyone, but, if I was his spin meister (he apparently doesn't have one or a competent one) I would have defended it as a personal rights versus nanny state issue. And I would have added a nice poke at the fat first ladies anti-fat campaign. The one that she clumisly markets with her nerve calming prayer hands. Damn I hate non-actors reading cue cards.

Additionally, it was funny how Michelle Bachman ran circles around Arab apologist and overwhelmed politico Christi-yawn Iman-Portly on ABC. Talk about leading, loaded questioning. A defense lawyer would have objected to almost every question and been sustained. Is subtlety or artfulness even a consideration with these partisans? Does this hack in question have any qualification except being the most familiar with Arab issues from among a panel of people absolutely ignorant on those issues? She's a one trick pony. And the trick is braying.

Iran So Far Away

AITOOW thinks OBlah Blah's foreign policy strategy is best described as nagging?

Hit With The Ugly Shtick

AITOOW thinks that SNL doesn't have any female cast members pretty enough to lampoon Fox News?

Mister Sister

AITOOW wonders if really effeminate gay men don't like being called Sir?

I Brought You Into This World...

AITOOW wonders if black parents are as tough as they think they are on their kids, why are they the most unruliest mob of cretins on the planet?

Strength In Number$?

AITOOW wonders if money is power why can't rich people walk through a poor neighborhood without being terrified?

I Play One On TV

AITOOW doesn't want anyone without an MBA advising or commenting on economic issues? For starters.

No Body's Annoyed

AITOOW wonders how many canceled games it will take before the amount being argued over by the owners and players is lost by not playing? I don't understand why the owners are arguing. They are just going to raise prices to compensate for any compromises anyway. NBA - Nothing But Alternative (to Hockey). Nobody cares while football or baseball is being played.

Are You Ready For Some Hypocrisy?

AITOOW recalls that they called George Bush Hitler one or two times? No outrage. Same with the assassination movie. Remember that?

Are You Smarter Than A Spick?

AITOOW realizes there is a show on Estrella TV that is called Are You Smarter Than A Gringo? Now considering gringo is a pejorative term used by Latin Americans (derived from Green Go Home because of our soldiers camouflage) shouldn't it be derided as insensitive and racist? Shouldn't there be outrage? The same sort of outrage you had when you saw the title for this post.

Laughingstocks

AITOOW wonders why Mexicans can't laugh like normal people? It's a muted, oafish repressed chuckle. It's like a mix between an asian girls muted giggle and a donkey's bray. Always with a hand over their mouth and some incomprehensible mumbling attached. Some black people do it to. Are they scared of showing their teeth? Bad breath?

Naming Names

AITOOW may be the target of a scam perpetrated by Atsushi Hiroyuki and his wife Chika Hiroyuki? Email is from a domain called - aichiidnk.com

Roses Are Dead

AITOOW wonders if it is true that girls need so much "foreplay" or "romancing" that we are free to excoriate any girl who cheats? It seems that they can't hide behind the "it just happened" or "I wasn't thinking" excuses. If they do indeed need as much "lubing" as they say they do then every indiscretion took a long time to develop and was premeditated. The adultery is twice as reprehensible. Either that or chivalry just died.

Los Dos

AITOOW can't believe Mexico City is crushing us on sound social policy? A two year marriage contract (or your choice of duration)? Now we are thinking like sentient beings.

In-Denial-apolis

AITOOW thinks it is a transparent ruse that the Colts keep saying that Peyton Manning may return before the end of the season? They just don't want the team and fans to give up on the season. Gotta sell tickets. Even if he is healthy, the Colts will be out of the playoffs and looking forward to a high draft pick. The season is already over for them. Who do they think he is? Steven Strasburg?

You Might Be A Brown Nose

AITOOW finds it funny how liberals come off as bigoted when they criticize that new app that tells you if your child is gay? They try and make it seem like the guy who made the app is a homophobe, but, only succeed in showing that they feel that being homosexual is some kind of epitaph. I know that they will claim that they are just against stereotypes (when they concern people they are or like), but, it reads like they are against outing. I didn't hear any complaints when bigotry concerned red necks. Like the same silence (from the anti-death penalty abortionists) when they executed the KKK member in Texas. I'm not defending that guy. Exactly the opposite. But, in their world he is worth protecting too.

The Scapegoats Are Coming

AITOOW wonders how the guy that: traded Hanley Ramirez and replaced him and Nomar with a hodge podge of over priced losers, only got Curt Schilling because he hated the Yankees, lucked in a post roided Papi, signed Manny for so much that nobody would take him when he was offered up for free, couldn't land ARod or Texeira, overpaid for JD Drew, Dice K, Varitek's swan song, Beckett's recent contract, Mike Cameron , Lackey and Crawford, let Victor Martinez (cost 07 No 1 and Masterson) and Beltre go, traded away the 08 and 09 number one picks, drafted Jason Place No 1, and hired the guy who he fired still has a job but the aforementioned does not? The manager can only play the guys he is given. They were all hurt or over valued or old to begin with. Your win by pitching strategy showed how vulnerable it is to failure. It all rest on arms that can pop at any moment. Risky.