Al Sharp Tongue

AITOOW finds it hypocritical that certain muckrakers discourage a "rush to judgement" when the perpetrator is black, yet, arrive with their own noose when the victim is? And I'm glad that we finally see with whom our bi-racial/post racism president sides with. I guess color blindness is not an affliction he suffers from.

The Tighter The Sweater

AITOOW thinks that the fascination with big breasts is not solely a bigger is better proposition? Let's agree that men (maybe women) subconsciously like breasts because they gave us nourishment (positive reinforcement). It is presumed that they also like them as big as possible. I disagree. Have you ever seen one of those flabby sacks of flower with a fried egg in the middle up close. It's nauseating. What do you even do with them? Slap them around a few times? Dull. Give me a medium round little perky guy any time. I think one thing has created the big breast phenomenon. Clothes. When we could get a gander at the whole thing, proportion/symmetry ruled. Now that they are concealed (which is another subconscious motivation = the taboo), only the largest examples can be seen in sihlouette or can pop out of their captivity. So a man can only be titillated/attracted by women who are large. Now it would be fun to see who is responsible. Was it uptight men trying to control their libido through modesty. Or insecure (old, flat, saggy, large) women who didn't want to show their non competing breasts. In any case, you created a monster.

That's What She Said

AITOOW understands that when a person (girlfriend) says "be careful" they are really saying "don't fuck me over"?

...And Carry A Big Stigma

AITOOW wants to replace the words Jesus, Allah, Jaweh, etc with "conscience", "pride", "purpose", etc? You shouldn't be seeking the approval of some ersatz father figure. You should be seeking to please your own conscience. If these concepts are working through you or around you, it is one and the same. It shouldn't be WWJD (et al). It should be what would I do that would make make me proud of what I did. It shouldn't be Praise Jesus (et al). It should be praise my decision making process. By substituting a few words, you take the passivity out of conduct. It may also encourage atheists and alternative believers to explore the philosophies. Most of these names now interfere with the message they are trying to deliver.

Before Mom-osaurs Roamed The Earth

AITOOW thinks people used to have more fun and were happier before they started enforcing DUI?

Spanx for The Memories

AITOOW realizes that the "inventor" of Spanx didn't "invent" anything new? She just took something that existed before and substituted a different type of fabric. It's nice to see that this is what passes as innovation nowadays. Now I'm not old enough to know when this "scuba gear" (as Rob Lowe comments on in St Elmo's Fire) first made its debut. But, I am old enough to know that that horse face with the fake choppers isn't responsible for it.

Lice-steria

AITOOW notices that Chinese Take Out places now cook up huge piles of fried rice in advance and then just warm it up for you when you order? How old is some of that shit? Like they weren't dancing the tightrope of health code violations before this practice.

Iran-ium

AITOOW thinks the path to war goes through Israel? They attack. It is unsuccessful. They are retaliated against. We come in to "defend". That's the narrative we know and love.

Days Inn Confused

AITOOW is sick of people saying something is unbelievable and then believing it?

Anti-motion

AITOOW thinks all corporate promotions are pointless because the marketing department is always competing with the financial department over outcomes and the decision maker never choses a side. The result is a promotion that exists to be redeemed by the fewest number of people possible. How does that help sales? It's one of the stupdier things corporate America does. Why is it even regarded as a legitimate marketing strategy? At best, it is ignored (by customers who guess what you are up to). At worst, it alienates customers (who find out later what you are up to). And you have created all this overhead to administer the promotion. Just do normal advertising and cut the overhead or keep the quants out of it. Or greenlight a promotion that can achieve the goals it is meant to achieve.

Cry For Help

AITOOW thinks the real problem is not that institutions are too big to fail, but, too big to manage?

Product Warning

AITOOW has figured out that that Jane Seymour open heart necklace is faulty? She says that the open heart design lets love in. Somehow mine got turned upside down and love fell out.

American Adele

AITOOW wonders if this season of American Idol didn't get mixed up with The Biggest Loser? Is there some sort of Adele influence permeating the judges sub-conscious? Most are fat like her. Most warble like her. How do they continually start off with so many seemingly talented people and end up with pathetic top tens? Can't wait not to watch another season (after the auditions).