Peace Of Ass

AITOOW thinks women just want things to be peaceful so that half the cock out there won't be withheld from them? It's more than half if you figure that all the best men (physically) run off to fight. They (or those within the fertile ages) know that their power over men increases with the disparity in percentages between the sexes (all men only really want this subset).

They also know that some of "their" men will satisfy themselves with the women of the opposing side. That mitigates the benefit of having half the competition off limits. They actually aren't worried about being ravaged themselves by unwanted men because of the clamor. They'll take all cumers. They just dislike the fact that they aren't in charge of the selection process.

And That's The Bottom Line

AITOOW has come to realize that people will only listen to advice if they have paid for it? And maybe not even then. I guess something doesn't have value until it has a price. How many people owe their grifts (I mean careers) to this aphorism?

The Power of Un

AITOOW finds it great that someone has pushed back against self important Hollywood liberal cry babies? Only you could make censorship agreeable. You make money off of everyone else's dirty laundry and you only espouse freedom of speech when and if it is your speech. It's nice to see someone has put you in your place. Anybody remember the uproar they made over those Obama posters? How about all those shows we can't see any more because they are racist? Spoiled, delusional cowardly dilettantes. If this movie was about North Korea trying to kill Obama (not Bush - that movie was ok with you) you would call it a hate crime and demand a pound of flesh. The real winners are American wallets because you know this movie was going to be way mediocre.

Gimme Your Heart

AITOOW hears that Club Med song when he sees those fools marching down the street? Hands Up. Baby Hands Up. Gimme Your Heart. Gimme Gimme. Your Heart. Gimme Gimme. Will somebody synch that up on You Tube please?

Whose Hair Are You Wearing

AITOOW thinks they should ask this on the red carpet? I also love it when women with sideburns put on foundation and it attaches to that hair.

Crimi-noles

AITOOW wonders why I've never heard one of FSU's rivals call them the Spear Chuckers?

Hear Me Roar?

AITTOW thinks that women are caught in a conflict over submission (daughter) and repression (mother)? The choice forms their personalities. Which one are you?

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

AITOOW thinks a slut is a two time loser? The first "time" is getting played. The second "time" is repeating the behavior over and over again and expecting different results.

Stock Laughing

AITOOW thinks that once you realize you are listening to a laugh track that you can't unhear it?

Fire Woman

AITOOW thinks Kiera Knightley looks like a dragon?

Spicy Tuna Hole

AITOOW wonders what would happen if you feed tropical fish red pepper flakes? I presume they would die, but, how long would it take or how many would they have to eat?

Land of Make Believe

AITOOW notices that guards in movies never seem to be on "jumpy" although they are in a foreign country or a prison surrounded by danger? They just let any little suspicious irregularity slide. They are also a subset of movie characters that never fire below the waist. All you have to do is hit the ground and they fire right over you. I won't even get into how wooden furniture or sheet rock seems to be bullet proof.