Five Finger Discounts

AITOOW thinks National Shoplifting Day should be held on Black Friday?

Who Nose

AITOOW wonders why people (mainly minorities) are into wearing ox hoops in their noses? Isn't the ox a beast of burden? A slave animal? Is this a protest? I thought symbols like this were hurtful and derogatory?

Auto de Fe

AITOOW starts humming "The Inquisition" from History of the World Part 2 every time they hear something about impeachment?

I've Got A Bad Case Of Mistrusting You

AITOOW wonders if doctors are purposely misdiagnosing  patient data to make them seem sicker so the insurance companies can characterize them as more risky and increase their costs? I swear my doctor is saying I'm shorter and fatter than I actually am to change my BMI designation. Plus I think she doesn't measure my blood pressure properly. And she claims I need vitamin d with no test confirmation. And these are just a few, innocuous, examples of possible manipulation. It could just be poor machinery or sloppy work, but, would you put it past them?

Teach Your Children! Well?

AITOOW thinks the increase in boorish/bad behavior isn't all the result of more interaction with minority groups? Some of it is the PC culture that doesn't allow society to confront/address bad behavior. No teaching = no learning.

Father, Son and Holy Shit

AITOOW wonders if Jesus is the father and son and holy ghost, isn't he the one that impregnated Mary? Making that incest.

The New Vic

AITOOW wonders if we have created a victim obsessed culture because victims feel the need to enter the public discourse/arena in order to empower themselves and/or protect other victims by seeking positions of influence/power? There also doesn't seem to be a distinction between survivors and victims amongst many of these people.

Cash is King

AITOOW thinks its great that the Daryl Morey tweet has laid bare how black people only care about things (like dey money) if they effect black people? Shouldn't that sort of self possession be the definition of racism? And the poster boy for that mentality is the Lebron-noser. An egotist who has the nerve to posit that he (an individual with a questionable high school education) is more informed on the issues than a Northwestern and MIT grad. It just proves my maxim that stupid people are too stupid no know they are stupid. I also love that this issue shows black people what it is like to be on the other side of racial politics. It's hysterical to see them on defense for once. And let's just stipulate that if the issue of collectivist oppression involved white people (especially economically insignificant ones like in the old USSR) and a minority group, that they wouldn't hesitate to call out the oppressors.

Drift Netting

AITOOW wonders why no one has explained the true purpose of the impeachment "inquiiry" (and the Mueller inquisition) as an excuse to go on a fishing expedition for other possible avenues of attack?  Parties they can flip (ie Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort) or incriminating data. It's all prosecutorial "lawyering". What most of the agitators are.

Green Piece (of...)

AITOOW wonders why people think eating plant based foods will not impact the world? Don't we have to clear cut land to make room for those fields? Do cow pastures require that much more land? And they don't require us to add chemicals to the soil or till the soil. And why is it important to get the Chinese to buy soybeans if these products have sold out and are an emerging market? Isn't the market already here in the US? This all seems like the electric car movement that didn't factor in increased coal usage or dirty batteries.

Bitchers and Money

AITOOW has noticed that the liberal media is obsessed with how much money the candidates have raised? As a measure of strength. Aren't they the ones always clamoring for campaign finance reform? I guess they'll get back to that when the President's superiority is involved.

Fake Views

AITOOW thinks polls are still effected by news coverage (despite their exposed bias) because "independents" still don't accept/realize that they are hearing/seeing biased coverage? Plus others are being fed liberal news via the internet. For example, my Samsung tablet has a news feed that presents itself underneath my favorites link page whenever I start my browser. Of course they load stories from the NYT and the LA Times. So the headlines I read on any given day are all from a certain point of view. I bet a lot of the changes in attitudes reflected in polls are the result of who is messaging the news to the 10% of independents who are ignorant of the manipulation. They don't see the tiny script that names the source. And while they don't usually proscribe to those news providers, now they are being influenced by them unknowingly. And it is very hard (if not impossible) to adjust the default sources. I still haven't figured out how to. I also get these sources on my NetZero start page. And of course the Microsoft IE home page. I'm sure this is representative of all push media. Republicans really need to inform people of the duplicity. We all know they won't be able to change the behavior.

Poke Woman

AITOOW would like Elizabeth Warren to be heretofore referred to as Elizabeth Boring? Or whatever they called those pig faced people in that Twilight Zone episode. And why has no one commented on Joe Biden's obvious recent facial work. I believe it is a face lift. Fillers at the minimum. And his hair seems fuller. Hair piece? And let' agree that Schumer may be the model for Greeg (Minions).

Affair of the Hurt

AITOOW wonders if you can be accused of emotionally cheating (for say talking with someone on social media), why doesn't speaking with a shrink also apply? Do people really expect there to be no chance of a "love connection" developing because one of the parties could face disciplinary action? Seems to be a bit naïve if not naïve.

Appless

AITOOW thought Apple was the company that made a commercial in which the protagonist threw a hammer at an oppressive (redundant) Bolshevik-like collective? Must have been somebody else. Now they take the hammer away. Must have a new cook in the kitchen. A chicken in the kitchen.

Black Marks

AITOOW thinks that just like minorities aren't expected to meet the same standards as other college applicants, real life offers them the same charity?

Smile

AITOOW wonders what that person wants from me when you see them smiling at you?

Mourning Joe

AITOOW is excited that they are free to commit crimes as long as the run for President (any office?) for the Democrat party sometime after the malfeasance?

I wonder if the withdrawal of troops has something to do with Iran. Either getting Turkish support against them or keeping the small contingent of troops from proximity to Iranian troops or proxies.

Whistling A Crappy Tune

AITOOW thinks Democrats have become the Pennywhistle Party? Just strolling about town playing the same old tune over and over again. With their dog whistles and their alert whistles (for every perceived injustice or indignity) they are whistle crazy. Hoping to get all the snakes out of Ireland.

Crazy From Defeat

AITOOW has a problem with the axiom that lunacy is doing the same thing and expecting different results? Isn't that false/insane. Wouldn't it be logical/mentally healthy to have a theory and then have the certitude/confidence in it to reject a different result if one occurs? Wouldn't a person who lacks logic abandon their theory without a fight?

Get Out The Voters

AITOOW thinks the RNC has to start educating supporters in blue states that they now need to vote? With the left's ploy of making electoral results mirror the national vote, it will be incumbent of voters who have stopped voting (because of the uselessness of it in certain districts) to reengage. It may even be necessary in this election. In any event, the party that realizes this dilemma most quickly will have an advantage. And it seems more necessary to one party in particular.

LMNOPQ

AITOOW finds it funny that faggots are such assholes and dykes such cunts>

Suck Her Ball

AITOOW finds it comforting that Megan Rapino is now the reason to boycott the national anthem?

Me U

AITOOW thinks there is a simple solution to the European election bifurcation/polarization? Normal people are tired of going along to get along (like in the rest of the world) and are finally looking out for their interests first like the rest of the selfish world that they were enabling.

Dem-emted

AITOOW is to understand that the 1994 Crime Bill is being criticized because it locked up too many people? Isn't that point of a crime bill?

Late Bloomers

AITOOW thinks Korean girls are the only ones who don't look most attractive as teenagers?

Gold Smith

AITOOW thinks if a white billionaire waited this long and only gave charity to a white school that he/she would be labeled as a racist and there would be demands that they spread the wealth and more of it. The way the made their money would also be scrutinized and probably criticized for existing at all.

Cross Your Eyes and Dot Your T's

AITOOW wonders why so many Asian actresses are cross eyed? Constance Wu. Lacu Lui. For example.

UFOhhhhh

AITOOW if ghosts are actually extra terrestrials that our eyes don't see properly because of their biochemistry?

God Love Ya

AITOOW wonders why people glorify God when good things happen to them yet do not lambast it when bad things happen? It would seem it is responsible for both. Is it about self loathing? And do you think the Notre Dame fire will be categorized as an act of God by the insurance companies?

Holly O'Wood

AITOOW wonders why Hollywood loves plain Jane brown hair Irish girls as lead actresses? Is their blandness/sexlessness considered safe? Is that the personality type they think is archetypal for those characters?

Toe Truc

AITOOW wonders if there are some kids that think mistletoe has something to do with projectile digits? I see them imagining toes flying through the air.

Like White On Rice

AITOOW wonders why Geishas get a pass on white face?

That Old College Buy

AITOOW can't believe some students used money to get into universities they probably weren't going to get into without that? Next you'll tell me that universities lower their standards to let people in based on their race, sex, geography, pity, celebrity, religion, referrals and things like that.

Smoll Time Crimes

AITOOW would like to see the musical Chicago 2? It would center around a staged hate crime and ends with liberal invention to protect one of the tools in their tool box. Not the antagonist. The tool in question is hate crimes. The integrity of that claim must be preserved. So, this crime must be exorcised as quickly as possible because it is controverting the narrative. A subplot can be how the public is led to believe that the motivation was money and fame. The real reason is that this was a purposeful con job meant to foment bad press against MAGA country after earlier attempts fell flat. There should also be a Greek chorus that derides the antagonist for doing this for money and fame when we all know that it is only appropriate to commit these frauds for votes. And of course it ends with the charges being dismissed by a corrupt party prosecutor under a duplicitous police chief pretending to be outraged and a corrupt outgoing mayor who is connected to the wife of liberal ex-president whom he used to work for.

Flop of the Charts

AITOOW thought that the soccer player who was attacked by that English fan flopped on that contact too?

Stupid Is Who Stupid Does

AITOOW thinks Farmers Only looks like a coy way to pawn off damaged women to gullible/desperate hayseeds? You can't tell me any of the hot women they show didn't work in the sex trade in some form or fashion. They may even be from the country. But you know they ran off to the big city and.... And these lug nuts are to dumb to even consider why such a women would be into living in dirt. Can anyone say Jenny and Forrest Gump?

Loosey Juicy

AITOOW winders if it is more accurate to refer to a child as a vagina shredder or vagina stretcher?

Me-Lemming-all Shaming

AITTOW finds it ironic that the one group that we can poke fun of/kvetch about, with no repercussions, is the cohort that is most obsessed about stereotyping/shaming?

Coco Loco

AITOOW notices that you don't hear a lot about what an eco-disaster chocolate farming is? Guess that is a protected class as well.

The World Needs Ditch Diggers Too

AITOOW finds that NFL commercial about literacy pathetic? They state that literacy by the fourth grade is a marker for success. Is this an educational goal? I was reading the bible (among others) in the first grade! And my path wasn't very easy when I became an adult. What a joke. What a waste of resources. Why bother with raw material like this?

Different Strokes?

AITOOW wonders if homosexuals masturbate more? It's the genitalia they prefer after all.

Black Pander

AITOOW noticed that Wakanada was allowed to be uni-color while no other worlds are allowed the same freedom? Even other PLANETS are integrated. Even Asgard!

Breaking Down Barriers

AITOOW wonders what the weather would be like if we knocked down all the mountains?

Dot Comedy

AITOOW wonders why the British get so much shit about Imperialism over and from a group that promotes a caste system? Seems a bit hypocritical.

What Lies Beneath

AITOOW wonders if being lied to or having something hidden from you is a good thing? Could it mean that the liar/hider values their relationship with you so much that they would take those actions to preserve it. Now, of course, it would be most respectful not to endanger the relationship to begin with. But, things happen and may have happened before the relationship. Should we take a second look at how we react to this behavior.

The New New York

AITOOW thinks the Knicks must avoid Kyrie and Kemba? They have a PG or three already. Go for a big F. Durant or Davis (if cheap) and Klay. Klay probably will be reticent to leave GS, but, he would fill a need. If not him then the next best spot up shooter. And they have to be realistic. This summer will probably be LeBron II. IE resulting in overpaying an injury prone Amare Stoudemire. However, the worst thing they can do is waste their money again. If no one wants to sign then save that cap room so people have to bow to you next season if they need cap relief to further their aims. No more Hardaway type ridiculousness. And I'm forecasting that you want get a top lottery pick. You will screw it up by winning or the bball gods will make those ping pong balls bounce another's way. Best case scenario - Robinson, Durant, Knox, Thompson, Smith with Mudiay, Nikilina, Zion, Jordan (or some other veteran C) off the bench.

And the NY Giants should trade their pick for Derek Carr or Josh Rosen. I saw Haskins repeatedly shrink when exposed to pressure. Physical and mental pressure. He is soft. He looked scared when bigger guys were in his face. He lacks toughness. The pressure of his draft position, the big city expectations and attention and NFL caliber defensive players will overwhelm him. Especially with a team that has a porous offensive line like NY. IF he could succeed, it would need to be on a team with a great O line in a smaller (nurturing/mellow) city. Maybe J'Ville? Or Oakland/Vegas because Vegas will be happy for a number of years that they have a team. And Oakland/Vegas can grab him with Giants pick or their own and offload Carr's contract. Rosen is just better than any QB in this draft and AZ could be dumb enough not to realize this.

Size Is Relevant

AITOOW wonders if chicks are tricked by a proportionately large cock on a small guy the same way a guy is with seemingly big boobs on a tiny girl? IE - a baseball sized boob on a five foot girl is tiny on a six foot girl, but, looks juicy on a spinner. Is a eight inch cock on a five foot guy huge to a girl? Or doesn't she judge until it is in her?

Thank You For Your Servicing

AITOOW wonders how many servicemen (or women) a servicewoman has done every tine I see one?