God Save The Queens

AITOOW thinks Paul McCartney's plastic surgery makes him look like Bruce Jenner? And sing like him too.

Can Woman

AITOOW heard laughter at The Dark Night Rises when they exposed Marion Cotillard's new fun bags? Subtle.

Sing-aling

AITOOW who can't stop bagging on Carly Rae Jepsen? In her new song she is accompanied by some guy imitating the Death Cab For Cutie guy. If you wanted that weird cadence I'm sure he was available, cheap. Plus someone tell Adam Levine that no one identifies with payphones (if the still exist). Shouldn't the lyrics be changed to "that's what makes you vulnerable" from "that's what makes you beautiful". Is this Cher Lloyd idiot trying to channel Gwen Stephani right before she makes a comeback? Do you think Latins think that Golding girl is saying "Miho" (however they spell that word for my little one) instead of "calling me home"?

Cat Woman

AITOOW thinks we can add a category to the genus "cougar"? It would be a Jewish cougar. Or a Jew-guar. Or Jaguar if you prefer.

Gross Anatomy

AITOOW wonders what nature was thinking when they made genitalia? One looks like a hairy evacuation area that is suffering from an absurd case of hemorrhoids. The other is a veiny harpoon in a turtleneck with to accompanying Ka-bangers. One emits blood and smegma. The other spits out tuna fish milk. One expands to fit a watermelon (or champagne bottle). One shrinks into a jujubee. And the wrong one of each can spread disease or death. Great work. These are the objects man lusts after?

Hard Day's Fight

AITOOW thinks it is funny that one member of a relationship has a "hard day" giving away the proceeds of the other's "hard day"?

Call Blocked

AITOOW is more infuriated with this Call Me Maybe song every time they hear it? The idiot says "since you came into my life, I miss you so bad". When did she meet him? I thought this was the first sighting. And how can you miss someone upon meeting them? She also adds some drivel about all the boys chasing her. Is this supposed to be some pitiful form of self-promotion designed to entice him? Or is it just a non sequitor revealing her conceit or feeble mindedness?

Clothing Optional

AITOOW is sick of euro-fops bagging on the way tourists dress when they visit Europe? They are on vacation. They don't have to impress anybody. And only women and the poor would try to do that with dress. Plus, it is more sensible to pack lightly and for comfort. Plus, if you knew have little people valued your opinions you wouldn't offer them. You may have expensive clothes, but, you still put them together like gypsies.

Mass Hysteria

AITOOW wonders how much Romney-care contributed to the poor economic statistics that the left keeps citing in their attack adds?