That Old College Buy

AITOOW can't believe some students used money to get into universities they probably weren't going to get into without that? Next you'll tell me that universities lower their standards to let people in based on their race, sex, geography, pity, celebrity, religion, referrals and things like that.

Smoll Time Crimes

AITOOW would like to see the musical Chicago 2? It would center around a staged hate crime and ends with liberal invention to protect one of the tools in their tool box. Not the antagonist. The tool in question is hate crimes. The integrity of that claim must be preserved. So, this crime must be exorcised as quickly as possible because it is controverting the narrative. A subplot can be how the public is led to believe that the motivation was money and fame. The real reason is that this was a purposeful con job meant to foment bad press against MAGA country after earlier attempts fell flat. There should also be a Greek chorus that derides the antagonist for doing this for money and fame when we all know that it is only appropriate to commit these frauds for votes. And of course it ends with the charges being dismissed by a corrupt party prosecutor under a duplicitous police chief pretending to be outraged and a corrupt outgoing mayor who is connected to the wife of liberal ex-president whom he used to work for.

Flop of the Charts

AITOOW thought that the soccer player who was attacked by that English fan flopped on that contact too?

Stupid Is Who Stupid Does

AITOOW thinks Farmers Only looks like a coy way to pawn off damaged women to gullible/desperate hayseeds? You can't tell me any of the hot women they show didn't work in the sex trade in some form or fashion. They may even be from the country. But you know they ran off to the big city and.... And these lug nuts are to dumb to even consider why such a women would be into living in dirt. Can anyone say Jenny and Forrest Gump?

Loosey Juicy

AITOOW winders if it is more accurate to refer to a child as a vagina shredder or vagina stretcher?

Me-Lemming-all Shaming

AITTOW finds it ironic that the one group that we can poke fun of/kvetch about, with no repercussions, is the cohort that is most obsessed about stereotyping/shaming?

Coco Loco

AITOOW notices that you don't hear a lot about what an eco-disaster chocolate farming is? Guess that is a protected class as well.

The World Needs Ditch Diggers Too

AITOOW finds that NFL commercial about literacy pathetic? They state that literacy by the fourth grade is a marker for success. Is this an educational goal? I was reading the bible (among others) in the first grade! And my path wasn't very easy when I became an adult. What a joke. What a waste of resources. Why bother with raw material like this?

Different Strokes?

AITOOW wonders if homosexuals masturbate more? It's the genitalia they prefer after all.

Black Pander

AITOOW noticed that Wakanada was allowed to be uni-color while no other worlds are allowed the same freedom? Even other PLANETS are integrated. Even Asgard!