Omi-con

AITOOW wonders if certain people are trying so hard to get you to not get Omicron because they know it may finally put this pandemic in the rearview window?

Bowling for Dollars

AITOOW wonders if college football players should pay back what the school gave them if they don't play in a bowl game? If the experience at the school got them to where they are going to get a pay out, shouldn't insuring that pay out cost something?

Assault from Battery

AITOOW wants Tesla (electronic car) owners and wind turbine owners to be forced to pay a fee for whatever it costs to keep their "eco-friendly" devices from harming the enivornment once their usefulness has transpired? I believe they can just toss them in a landfill now. Everytime I see one of these owners peacocking over their piousness and deriding carbon, I want to call him/her an enivornmental terrorist (not to mention the geo-political turmoil they cause by using rare eart metals). And I haven't mentioned how those babies get charged. Maybe we need a crying Indian instead of tax credits. Maybe the rest of us un-wokesters need bumper stickers with an image of the battery and a question mark for them to gaze at as they sneer at us from behind their green machine?

Slave Trade?

AITOOW wonders if black people would have traded more years of slavery in return for greater representation in society? Probably not at the time. But, I wonder if their descendants would sell them down the river so they could have more power/influence now?

Ir-rate-ional

AITOOW thinks black shows are "subsidized" by broadcast/development companies like things like debates and news and political addresses and the WNBA? How else can you explain why this non-rating projects continue to proliferate?

Business As Unusual

AITOOW finds it wild that the chamber of commerce is now liberal minded? Then again, they also are mindless bureaucrats.

Lying Dog Faced Pony Girl

AITOOW wonders if it is true that Psaki means "dogs" or "canine" or "pack of dogs"? A site says it means that in Polish. But, I think I read that her father is Greek. She is a lib, so, she could be using her mother's name. Or it could be the husband's. Although I think I read he had a different name and she is libing her name. It probably is just trolling. But, it would be funny if true. Weird troll though. Unless,,,

Trigger-nometry

AITOOW thinks that anyone who uses the word "trigger" isn't worth listening to?

Comma Toast

AITOOW wants to created a new "..."? It will be ",,,". A slower "...".

Hait Crime

AITOOW wonders if they flew all those Haitian illegals to Florida? To flip the state.

Thanks. No Thanks.

AITOOW wants the day (Wenesday) before Thanksgiving to be National Grievance Day? You get what that would be about. Like the Festivus airing of grievances. This is better situated. And then Friday would be National You're Welcome Day. That's when you address all the spongers who didn't give enough gratitude the day before. You just go around saying "you're welcome" to all those jerks. Maybe sing the Maui song from Moana to them. Or just in general.

Junk Pile On

AITOOW wonders if anything good just comes to anybody? It seems like the bad stuff comes. You have to go get the good stuff.

The Real OGs

AITOOW has to add to the last post? Making news rooms (and corporate America) all black is a HR dream? The organ grinder hires a bunch of performers who won't be harrassed because they are too ugly. Or if they are, are down for the struggle. So, they won't narc. And any other race (especially the women of that race because they secretly are titillated by the dehumanization) will be too scared to complain or will hold the co-workers to a different/lower standard of behavior. No more #metoo or #deytoo. And since they aren't doing anything of import, there really is no consequence. Genius.

Media Should Not Be Colored

AITOOW would like to suggest the following changes to the words behind the these acronyms. MSNBC (some work for NBC too). Minorities Speaking Nothing But Caca/crap/contempt/clap trap. Massa Says Nothing But Coloreds/Coons. More Social Nonsense Broadcasting Co. Modern Socialist News Broadcasting Co. Modern Socialism Now Blue Checked. Modern Socialism Now Black Centric. You could even use a slur for each monority group in every letter. And CNN could be Colored/Coon News Network. Replacing Communist. Or Critical (Race Theory) News Network. Etc. In a similar vein, what are the ratings numbers post BET-izing? Is it working? And all those black themed shows (and ones with black hosts) they green lighted over the past year. Have they been successful? Crossed over? You would assume so. I would really like to know if this isn't more charity.

Let's Get Physical

AITOOW cringes when they hear stupid locks using the word "physicality" to denote aggression or physical ability? They are really saying the player has sexuality or desirablity. Perhaps they could sunstitute physicalness or aptitude or ability.

Avoid the Void

AITOOW thinks the meddler that gets someone canceled (ie a cop) should be forced to take their place? Unless it is a glamour job.

Money for Nada

AITOOW wonders how the money to illegals in separated families will find its way into the pockets of the ACLU? They are representing them. You know they have to be geting a cut. That's how the Leftist grift works.

Color Me Confused

AITOOW doesn't get these new paint jobs on cars? They look like clay. Dull finish. Plain ugly. Who would choose this?

Travel Channels?

AITOOW wonders, if there are infinite universes/realities, shouldn't someone have invented a machine/ability to travel betwwen them? And a time machine too. Maybe they could use it to shut racist Ohio high school level educated LeBron James the fuck up.

Red, Black and Blue

AITOOW thinks that America is officially black? We think everything is a slight. We won't work. We spend on credit. We are vulgar. We are obnoxious. We are stubborn. We are mostly wrong. We have no inside voice. We blast our media (mostly on non-headphoned cell phones). We dress like clowns. We wear too much make up. We have fractured families. We have tattoos. We love hip hop. We think dancing (and singing) is the greatest thing to do. We hate our country. We expect to be taken care of. We are violent. We are fat. We love strongly seasoned foods. We take drugs (especially weed). We don't use contraception. We love flashy things. We can't spell. We use improper grammar. We make up words. We are ruled by women. Malcom X would be shitting himself.

Social Mediocrity

AITOOW thinks people with achievements don't need to gossip? And social media is just people celebrating a sack.

I Call

AITOOW has heard rumors that Kamal Toe Harris' husband doesn't like her? I wonder if it is because he also knows her "tell". She cackles whenever she lies.

In The Red

AITOOW hopes there is secret task force (like the Monuments Men or Munich strikeforce) trying to destabalize/destroy the Chinese government financially? Sadly, it is probably the otherway around or they are the ones with the taskforce.

Taking A Toll

AITOOW has heard that people with those paper licence plates on their cars are usually not properly registered? They are fake alot of the time. People use them to foil toll roads.

Brown Licker

AITOOW realized that some people get canceled for being racist/sexist? Some get a Hennessey commercial.

A to ZZZ's

AITOOW finds it pathetic that Amazon could only come up with that story of an ex-worker that they helped become a potential nurse (likely because he appears to be a double minority or they had to because he won some court case against them)? That is their most compelling success story? Sounds like "profitability" in this sector may be as long coming as real profitability was to the e-tailer.

They Binded Me With Science

AITOOW wonders how libs can say we need to provide paid maternity leave (so both parents can bond with a thing that won't remember the confab/spa week anyway) and then tell parents that they shall have no input into raising/teaching the same child a few years later? Seems like one is superfluous (and wrong) and the other is just wrong. But, I'm sure they'll dig up some academic to say it is based on science. Seems like a conflict of interest to have a teacher deciding this. Then again, they will just have a medical professional stand in if that is called for.

Bad Medicine

AITOOW wonders why we are now pushing medical personnel to get Covid shots? At the end of the pandemic? How are they still around if these shots are necessary? Seems Fauci. And by Fauci, I mean a synonym for stupid.

Yes We Kam

AITOOW believes the following is only meant for some people? "Your voice. Your perspective. Your experience. Should not be suppressed. It must be heard."

The Unfairer Sex

AITOOW calls women who wear masks "mother superior" when they encounter them? They are so pious. Real zealots. The dogma they follow is equally based in science.

Hue Can't Be Serious

AITOOW wonders why it isn't racist when people say that they had no role models growing up? What they are really saying is that they can only idolize people of their own skin color, etc. Seems to be the definition of racist behavior to me.

The Wiener Takes It All

AITOOW can't remember a time when the swing voter wasn't fooled by a candidate for president? Ever since Reagan (I think GHW Bush started strong), the elected candidate drops to around 38% approval in under a year. That can only mean that the idiots that decide our elections always seem to not know what their guy is all about. Or they just don't like anybody. Or they have unreasonable expectations. I believe that they are ignorant dupes.

A-Merrick-an Idiot

AITOOW thinks we have now seen enough of Merrick Garland to prove he did not have the temperment to a Supreme Court judge? Part of the SS or Stazi perhaps.

Baby Talk

AITOOW thinks everyone speaks like a social worker nowadays?

Chicken Spikka

AITOOW who thinks of chickens when they hear Indians speaking to each other? All I hear is baak baak baak. The head bobbing helps complete the picture. *I'd also like to welcome all the surf nazis that seemed to have found the Shaqaroni post somehow. It's funny (actually sadly predicatable) what sounds the alarms in Woke-anda.

Desert Toppings

AITOOW is aware that the Saharan dust contributes to the red tide in the Gulf?

Rosh To Judgement

AITOOW thinks Rosh Hoshanah sounds like an old Irish guy? Hey Russ. O'Shaunney. Over here!

When the Truth Hits Your Eye

AITOOW wonders if those Shaq-aroni pizzas at Papa Johns are a left over from the BLaMe capitualation of 2020? The charities seem to be all black. Is this what all that white guilt led to? A marketing opportunity? We have to buy product so black charities can get the blood money these people promised them. Since it was all bs to begin with, I guess it is a cynical f u all around.

Yellow is the New Red White and Blue

AITOOW thinks we need to replace the stars and stripes with a plain yellow flag? Maybe a mask symbol. Or some kind of victim. Our country is land of cowards.

Parking Lots

AITOOW wishes they had a ten item limit at the drive thru? Hey, lady "do you have thirteen kids or all those Happy Meals for you"?

The Whole Truth

AITOOW wonders why we swear an oath when we go to court? The judge never seems to believe people are telling the truth after they do anyway. Seems pointless. Just change the definition of perjury if you have to. Just make it a crime to lie in court for the get go if you have to.

Earth Mothers Fuckers

AITOOW wonders where all the organic, non-GMO, local, sustainable folks are with regards to Covid anti-bodies? Seems like they really will put anything in their bodies after all. And all the holistic healers with their herbs and potions and natural remedies and Eastern medicine. They are also a bunch of hypocrites.

Frenemies of the State

AITOOW thinks the reason we have such poor social discourse now is that we all argue like women? The feminization of the planet means we all just want to win the argument. At all costs. No matter if we believe it or not. No matter if we've thought it through. No matter if we really care about the issue or not. Like women do. And this is why they (and they the rest of us now) have no friends.

White Lies

AITOOW wonder why people get so sad about melting glaciers? They are ugly. Just worthless dirty slabs that obscure beautiful valleys.

Sex Symbol

AITOOW thinks Trevor Lawrence looks like a blow up fuck doll?

Sore Winner

AITOOW thinks Emma Raducanu's first endorsement should be from Herpicin or Orajel? Or whatever those herpes meds are called. Who gets a cancre sore at 18?

Black Ops?

AITOOW wonders if we would ever fight a war against an African country? It would be so unwoke. So racist.

MCDonothings

AITOOW remembers the good old days when a fast food restaurant would microwave the cheese on a burger? And have you seen the the delusional Wendy's commercial where they have the audacity to claim that you think of Wendy's when you think of chicken nuggets? That may be the last place I think of.

Fools Me Once

AITOOW wonders if the Wrong will gin up covid hysteria to try and rig the 2022 elections?

Nice Guys Don't Finish

AITOOW thinks that you have to go after someone if only to scare them from going after you? Something Republicans always fail to accept. Or Democrats when it comes to all enemies other than Republicans.

Bruce Lead

AITOOW thinks it is sad that the new Asian Marvel hero is basically a karate guy? How original. Nice pandering. Like when the US Open/ESPN plugs two black girls over many more higher ranked un-tinted palyers.

What the Truck

AITOOW wonders why we allow pick up trucks? I wonder how many are used for work. How many as dick enhancement? They are slow to accelerate. They make too much noise. They block lines of site. They are unnecessary. And that is when they aren't modified.

Checking In

AITOOW wonders why hotels weren't included in the unconstitutional rent moratorium mandate?

Miss Mannered

AITOOW wonders why we take silverware out of their napkin diaper and place them on (what is likely) a dirty dining table? It's probably not great when they are placed directly on the table at some restaurants either.

Left Cross

AITOOW thinks crossword puzzles are culturally biased? All the clues are clearly for leftists.

A Woman's Touch

AITOOW thinks that a women (Susan Rice?) is really making Presidential decisions? They all smack of estrogen. They just feel that way.

Sick Girl

AITOOW wonder if fear moms are lying about their children having covid? To falsify data. To make it seem like a crisis. To force mask wearing. Because... Because? Because they are irrational bitches and they think this is some kind of argument they must win.

Afghan Shrug

AITOOW wonders if Biden will step down after the 2022 elections? If the House (etc) is lost. If he doesn't od before that from whatever his handlers are pumping up with.

Stop Watch

AITOOW wonders if stop signs would be more efficient? I often wonder how much time is wasted at stop lights. Many a time, no cars are crossing while I wait at a red light. Almost always, they is not a full stream of cars the full time the light is green. It seems plausible that a "I go. You go" system would be the best use of time.

Shut Up and Vax

AITOOW wonders how many white (non-woke) athletes (UR Next) LeBigot James has tweeted laudatory remarks about? Of course he jizzes all over Justin Fields versus a base defense. Who coud have predicted that? He should do the booking for the new Nick Cannon talk show. I'm sure it will be as racist as anything Steve Harvey is involved with. Is he the producer? Maybe butt buddies Sterling Brim and Michael B Jordan for the first show.

Blaxinate

AITOOW thinks we should market the covid vaccine as a Blaxine? Or blacks-ine. It is funny watching them FINALLY wearing masks. I wonder who got through to them? Still not enough for a needle though. Latinos too. What would be a good one for them Vax-ito? Vaxican? Vaxa Frito? LAX-ine?

Stick-to-it-tiveness

AITOOW thinks pitchers are cheating again? The ball is moving too much again.

Dak Ache

AITOOW thinks Dak Prescott hurt his shoulder because he wasn't throwing with legs (pushing off)? He could be babying that ankle and putting too much tension on the uppper body/arm.

Mom Genes

AITOOW wants to stangle every "fear mom" with a mask? I also wonder what "underlying issue" they have when I see them. Aside from the mental ones. I love going up to them and asking "pussy cancer"? My new mask is going to say "Fear Mom has a Dirty Secret" or "Fear Mom has Bad Genes".

Forget Me Nuts

AITOOW remembers that Covid cases went up in the South last summer?

McFlation

AITOOW noticed how fast food places are taking advantage of Covid to raise prices (and shrink sizes ie McDonald's large soda)? I know raw materials and labor costs are probably rising. But, I think it's another sign of consolidation/small businesses shutting down. How long until all the people quitting over vax requirments enter the culinary and resort industrial labor pools?

Costyeria

AITOOW wonders who is pushing the new covid hysteria? Teachers? Because they don't want to work. Biden (because he is cranky that we embarrassed him when we didn't meet his percent vaccinated mark)? Hospitals. They have to be getting fat on the government paid care. Karens? Control freak politicians? The left in general. They look bad if we figure out this was a fraud. Fauci/CDC? Pelosi/Schumer? Sending up smoke to hide the porkulous bill? Media? Need ratings spark. I can't even understand how this many people are finding test centers. Are they using at home tests? I though most test centers had been mothballed. Are they just inventing case numbers?

Street Injustice

AITOOW wonder why they build towns around a highway and then make the speed limit 30 mph through it? If you wanted to be safe, here's a tip. Don't build around the fastest, most congested street in town. These roads should be for cars. 55 mph at least.

Con Jab

AITOOW thinks libs are using vax requirements to purge Conservatives from as many jobs (especially government ones) as possible? A new loyalty pledge. The funny thing is that they may get rid of just as many minorities (their pets) and add their enemies to their lucurative welfare rolls.

Up in Smokyo

AITOOW loves the continued metoo and blm drumbeat of the Olympics on NBC? They never miss a chance to point out black or female "success" stories. So glad we have the USWNT, softball team, Simon Biles, Naomi Osaka, that obnoxious blond swimmer (not Ledecky) to remind us of the truth. And what were we worried about with regard to podium protests? You have to get to one first. I have to direct some deserved bile to Beetlejuice (see Howard Stern show) err Simone. The anti-Shrug. Odd that such a snowflake is black. Maybe she needs a stupor hero costume like the track athletes. A (culturally appropriated) hairstyle/wig, crazy lashes, crazy makeup and piercings might empower her. And was there ever a worse advertisement for Japan than these Olympics? Heat, rain, oppression. It's almost like New York.

Joe No

AITOOW wonders how long it will be before Biden's handlers (ie Nurse Jill) will get him in a dilemna that he won't have the energy to get out of?

Flavor Fave

AITOOW wonders if we should be using fruit zest? Wouldn't it be full of nasty stuff like poison? I know the dip some fruit in wax. Doesn't seem like a quick wash would be enough.

Big Brutha

AITOOW is "awakened" to the growing imbalance of minority characters on tv? They are being included at a far higher rate than their numbers in the real world. If that should even be a rule. Take the cast of Big Brother. It's not close to the 13% in the real world. A regular NBA or NFL of reality shows. One more unreal aspect to the genre. I wonder if it has an effect on the ratings? I'm not watching. I usually can't stomach the drama that one or two of these lunatics brings. Can you imagine the overt racism and bigoted dogma the white contestants (well the men anyway) and the audience are going to be forced to sit through? No thanks. Can't wait to see the horseshit Survivor will pull. Signed Awakened.

Errant Judge?

AITOOW wonders if tv judges decide in favor of the person requesting renumeration more often because the show pays in place of the other party? Then again, the producers may be so cheap that they pressure the tv judge to do the opposite.

Past Tense

AITOOW is sick of me-llenials mis-using vocab? Especially the word aggressive. I believe the word they are looking for is - intense.

In Defense of Defense

AITOOW wonders why opinion makers in baseball seem to forget that defense may possibly be poorer because no one is playing just one position any more? We have first basemen and catchers in the outfield, etc. Maybe it is because no one in the media is playing one position?

Fruit Fly Don't Bother Me

AITOOW wonders if open borders are so great, why we have such tough invasive species restrictions? Seems like discrimination.

Hot Air Time

AITOOW has seen the news using heat waves to press the inequity agenda? and you thought I was going to say climate change agenda. Shameless.

Ob-cine

AITOOW feels bad if there really are parallel universes? That means all my parallel identities are equally trapped in a bizarro reality. We are all in the wrong one. Best case. Only one other and I are in each others. Like here, where the "wrong" is now blaming the "right" for why black people (their babies) aren't getting vaccinated. I'll bet they also we the cause of the rioting. It would be charmingly absurd if it wasn't ingested as truth by (low level) college educated dullards (mostly woke white women and soy boys). I mean the blacks themselves know how absurd the thesis is. Black people trusting "the man". We don't even really trust the whitey on the left. Not to mention that blacks are the main cause for the whole Covid spread. YES! They never (or less than other groups) took it seriously. They never changed behavior. They never listened to edicts. They always they did what they always do. They did nothing that they were supposed to. It's their thing. Petulance mixed with sloth. You know how I know this? You never get Covid stats by race. If the data wasn't wildly out of step with average percentages of distribution or if white numbers were even slightly above average, we woud hear nothing but that. And I also know because of every news report on how we are bending over backwards to add cost to bring solutions and "awareness" to "under served" communities. Too bad it can't be like absentee voting and activists can vax for them. Or vax for non-existent people. Then we could reach President Slappy's goals. And even if "conservatives" are eschewing shots (because the virus isn't lethal to the mildly healthy or they have anitbodies or the vax info is being accepted without verification from the drug companies), they aren't doing it because they are lazy. And if they are (or doing it as a political statement), they aren't nearly as vulnerable to Covid as blacks (and browns) seem to be. And the charge now isn't that mis-information is keeping them from getting vaccinated. It is that it is keeping blacks from doing it.

LBGTQ'Anon

AITOOW thinks it's funny that liberals think any questions can be answered with the label "Q'Anon"? It's a fringe occurence. It shows how little they know their neighbors/enemies. If anything, they act more like whatever they feel Q'Anon adopters (and I only know what I saw on that documentary) represents. I think I heard some blaming Q'Anon for anti-vaxing. Absurdity. I think there are many more reasonable explanations.

#utoo

AITOOW would like to welcome Rachel Nichols to the club? Not so funny when identity blackmail is used against you? Is it? Not that you ever did anything resembling real work. Now go fuck yourself.

Harvax

AITOOW wonder if liberals wish they could could vax harvest? Maybe they could vax some of the illegals they are chauffering around the country. Let me guess. They are exempt while actual citizens are badgered to get vaxed. If sure those illegals are having no impact on the new "surge". A surge without numbers to back up the claim.

Intra Terrestrial

AITOOW wonders if aliens could be our more evolved planet mates? Not from outer space. From right here. We aren't the most evolved thing to appear on Earth. They are. Maybe we can't see them? They have evolved past carbon. Maybe they are like those gas things on Star Trek? Maybe they are our ghosts, etc? Our unexplained phenomenom. Wouldn't it be great if they were dinosaurs?

Play Caters

AITOOW isn't surprised that adults who fold (acquiesce) whenever their kids start whining do the same thing when blacks do it as well? We all know no one keeps asking for more (or acting up) once they are mollified.

Group Stink

AITOOW thinks it is funny when women tell you they are being bullied? How do you think they arrived at whatever beliefs they currently espouse? They are slaves to peer pressure. They can't stick out. That is the real bullying.

Email Alert Alert

AITOOW wonders why Google relies on third party gadgets for blogger? Just reminding the "monitors" that the email alert is going away July 1. Now is Google just so poorly run that when they bought blogger that they didn't spend any money upgrading the site? How long would it take them to recreate the script for an email alert gadget? Probably. See the lousy search feature. However, could they think that forcing you to check every day for new blogs would increase page views? Or could they be disabling this feature for blogs they don't like and pretending it is a site wide change? Sad that I have to ask. In any case, be aware that email alerts will go away July 1. I know this is a pain for an intermitent blog like this.

A Life of Vice?

AITOOW wonders if Slappy Joe (or real president Jill Biden) really chose a black woman as VP as a death deterrent? Not wokeism. Are they betting that the last thing their enemies would want is a balck woman telling them what to do? And her husband is a Jew. So that is almost a triple threat. I really wish we could know the truth behind these decisions.

Black Market-ing

AITOOW has heard this promo on satelitte radio "The Voice for the Voiceless"? I want to punch the radio everytime it comes on.

My Cuz Vinny

AITOOW thinks its funny that you can use the word vinegar to work around the language police, my Vin?

Poof Daddy?

AITOOW wonders if gay guy look for or avoid guys just like therir dad? And girls, vica verca.

Nothing But Aggravation

AITOOW wonders how sports announcers are chosen? They always seem to be the worst choices. The most annoying. Total malpractice by the casting directors. Take Mike Breen (I think that's its name). NBA on TNT. I think. He totally spazzes out on EVERY play. It's tiring. He does a game a night. Why does he act like he's seeing every possesion for the first time. Take a chill pill so I can relax and enjoy a game. And can someone tell me why the Clippers were not assessed a T for trying to sneak on new players after the last second dunk? They were told they could not (a bs accomodation) and then wouldn't put Zubac and Cousins in at first and then hid Batum forever. It was delay of game. No? Such bs. After all the delays we had to sit through as well.

A Gay Old Time

AITOOW if a lame staycation should be called a gaycation? Or a happy "cation" Or we could go more literal.

Speak of the Devil

AITOOW is disgusted by all the commercials butchering the English language? Just love hearing "shook" instead of shaken or "woke" instead of awakened. Etc. More "progress".

Page Boy

AITOOW wonders if Ellen Page's nips are still as sensitive as before she deflated them? Do they deflate because of hormones or do they have to be vacuumed?

Lait Man's Query

AITOOW wonders if the bible explains how baby Jesus was fed? Cows' milk? If Mary was a virgin, then she had no breast milk. If she had breast milk, then that's another sign of bs.

Sales Pitch

AITOOW wants to tell Tyler Glasnow that he is full of shit? The reason you hurt your elbow is that you exceeded your pitch count by thirty pitches in a recent start. Same deal happened to Dustin May. I remember thinking it while watching both games. And isn't it interesting that you and Cole sucked as Pirates and then became good. I'm guessing it is because of cheating. And Cole's sloppy argument that he'll now hit players is so much bullshit. You

Indian Givers

AITOOW wonders why people from India are not insulted when people in the Americas have a problem being referred to as Indians? And why is having Americans in the name not of similar import.

King Wrong

AITOOW wonders how deluded blacks can be? Their expectations are beyond ridiculous. They always refer to themselves as kings and queens. Then again, an African king or queen is basically the oldest idiot in a mud and stick hut. So, maybe they aren't as crazy as they appear to be.

Oh Both-er, Where Art Thou?

AITOOW thinks Sweetarts is sending us a political message with their "be both" marketing campaign? Be fluid.

Sigh-ence

AITOOW think it's funny that we trust thirty year projections from people who can't get the weekend forecast right? And is science in general, the only career where you don't have to KNOW anything? Just hypothesize. Often (actually almost always) incorrectly.

Don't Go Changing

AITOOW thinks Millenials hate everything about the state of the world except the temperature/weather/climate? That seems to be exactly where it needs to be and must stay there.

Special Ed

AITOOW thinks you should ask obvious diversity charity cases in college what "element" they are? As in, the periodic table. One of every type. That is what we have now. All you need to be is different. Check some box. Intelligence is maybe one element.

Woe-saka

AITOOW wants to inform Naomi Osaka (and all the free riders) about why they have tennis tournaments? It's not to find out which idiot is the better tennis plyer. It is to make money. Sucking up to journalists increases awareness. This enables promoters to get an aidience that possibly would pay to see you fly swatters run around a court. This makes it possible for there to be profits. This makes it possible for you to GIVEN a share. If you want to play for free. If you want to arrange your own tournaments. If you want to play in obscurity. Start your own tournaments and play for free. Didn't think so. Now shut up and address the media. And stop trying to manipulate like a Millenial with bs medical excuses or discrimination accusations. And by the way. You are fat like a seal and women's tennis is a joke.

Tin Lizzie

AITOOW thinks Liz Cheney only had her position because she was a diversity play (and her father)?

Big Feet. Big...?

AITOOW has seen how large AOC's feet are?

Equit It

AITOOW is waiting for liberals to demand "death equity" from Israelis in their fight against Palestinians?

Harmed and Dangerous

AITOOW would like to see Army adopt a Black Knights Matter marketing campaign?

Don't Mask. Don't Tell.

AITOOW would like all right minded people to shame Maskaholics by calling them anti-vaxers? We all know they aren't. They are libs. But, that just makes it harder for them to hear. That or take out your mask and fondle it and call it "My Precious" like Gollum.

You're Not the Man, Man

AITOOW wonders why we have men and women's sports? I just saw a commercial in which the theme and song they use is " Anything you can do. I can do better". It shows a woman competing (and probably winning. I wasn't paying attention.) with a man. I assume the "real" pandering message is that women are better than men. I have one question then. Prove it! I'm sick of all this girl power horseshit. If you are equal then demand the end to women's sports. And not just sports. Drop gender exclusivity in all fields. Drop quotas. Stop lowering qualifications. Stop the delusion.

Fountain of Use?

AITOOW doesn't think the water from below glass cleaner is necessary? How much cleaner can it be? And there is the threat of a geyser.

Clean Err?

AITOOW wonders if the drop in deaths/cases of the flu, etc that they are crediting to masks is because of masks or clorox? Was all that hand washing and wiping down a major cause? We know that categorizing everything as covid was also a factor. No one seems to be giving cleanliness any love.

Democranks

AITOOW would like to term all the things that the Wrong breaks as Democracks? As in they are Democracking the border, the economy, the country. And I wonder if Rachel Maddow thinks she can rewire her brain, why is homosexuality not a choice? I thought they laughed at people who thought you could mess with biology? It seems she thinks that you can. I'm sure sexuality is somehow immune to rewiring. She does have mad right there in her name. I wonder if people call her Mad Cow?

Con Job

AITOOW wonders if women judge men who do not wear condoms as better lovers? I assume a vagina is better stimulated by the warmth, feel, etc of a normal cock. Plus it's harder for men to get to full size by full arousal as well. Men who wear rubbers may be hurting their orgasm quotient. This would reward irresponsible men. Just an observation. Another possible answer to why there are so many single moms with defective children out there.

Map Trap

AITOOW wonders why google maps doesn't work with their own browswer? It always locks up.

So Corny

AITOOW wonders if anyone has marketed a "Maize" maze?

Universal Protection

AITOOW thinks masks are the new crystals/copper wrist bands? Useless panaceas.

Morally Fluid

AITOOW thinks you must be morally/ethically adrift for guilt to be effective on you? If you have a sysem of values, you have a retort. This moral "fluidity" is why so many are vulnerable to the Left and their manipulation.

Vage-tarians

AITOOW wonders why it's gender fluid and not vagina fluid?

Under Cover

AITOOW noticed that Google won't tell you if a politician is a Democrat? Or tries its best to hide it. I assume it is to shield them because you are probably trying to find out why they are so inept or corrupt. Kind of like how they (all media) only mention a suspect if they are white "supremists".

Not Keeping Up with The Jones

AITOOW thinks if analysts (especially of another race) criticized Mac Jones as much as the are currently doing that the opposite race would be crying racism? It is pathetic how every black sports analyst is so down for the cause. They always choose the black player over the white one. And no one ever calls them out on it. This time they are doing it because he is now predicted to go before two black QBs. This really shows what kind of people they are. I would also like to request a boycott of Denver (at least the All Star Game) and MLB and any other institutions benefitting from Georgia boycotts. I just heard that Will Smith is moving his movie. Let's not watch it when it comes out. As if you needed another reason. *Is Jamal Murray injury karma for Denver already?

Cherry Vanilla Woke?

AITOOW wonders if Woke's new commercial for cheery vanilla coke was pitched as non-binary? Did some ad (indentifies as) man think up some analgous entities that are half (identifies as) person and half (identifies as) mythical creature as the soda is half cherry and half vanilla (but really also part cola so the analogy is wrong). This would be how we would have dissected the theme just a few years ago. Or is this a surreptitious fluidity statement? And isn't amazing that we are at a place in history where people can't even answer the simplest of questions such as what sex they are? They can't answer that, yet, I am expected to understand why they can't. Seems like more is expected of me than them. Is that fair?

Skriek Fighter

AITOOW is sick of hearing (mostly from them) how all these people "fought" for x, y or z? It is usually just protesting or cajoling/whining. They are soooooooo impressed with themselves. For doing next to nothing. The reality is (throughout history), men are the only ones who have actually "fought" for anything. Who gave their body and soul and lives. And these posers usually benefitted from their sacrifice. That is if they were on the winning mens' side. So lets stop with backsalpping. It reminds me of how athletes used to co-opt the same terminology. It's not only inaccurate, it's in poor taste.

Chauvin-ists

AITOOW thinks new media makes it impossible for people (who used to feign concern over the excessive force used to keep them safe) to pay lip service to it any longer? These people are mostly women. Who want the dirty work to be done, but, don't want to admit that the do. Whereas they used to be able to block out the reality of fighting force with force and pretend they were so appalled by it, now it's pushed in their face ever moment of every day. This has moved their votes to the left as their guilt manifests itself. They can't handle the truth as a movie character once said.

Dr Fauxchimp

AITOOW wonders what Fauci and company are hiding? Have been hiding. The edicts they hand down don't seem to be comensurate with the dangers they prepare us for. Either the danger is greater or the edicts are disproportionate. And I wonder why that would be. Is it just an ego trip? Is he a sadist? Is he doubling down to cover his original sin/malpratice? Are the vaccines bullshit? Is he being bribed by big pharma? Is he part of worlwide socialism inc trying to implode the western world? It just doesn't add up. I get that he paniced in the beginning and then covered his own ass and then tried to usher in a new president, but, I don't see what his endgame is now. Maybe we need to circle back to the worlwide socialism thread? Maybe he is just a useful/convenient idiot/puppet/collaborator?

Border Jumper

AITOOW thinks it is fairly obvious that the reason they took Kamal Toe off the border issue (heading it) is that it would have hurt her image? It's chaos and a no win situation. I wonder if Biden (like the blind ranch owner in Once Upon A Time in America) was trying to get rid of her and his handlers nixed it. Of course he didn't have the energy to fight it.

Under The C

AITOOWthinks Jen Psaki Bukkake has shark eyes? And speaking of fish, doesn't that Anya Taylor whatever look like a catfish? Odd that I seem to be attracted to a catfish. Do Japanese people laugh at the last name? Pee sake. Probably not. I doubt pee is the same in Japanese.

The Playbook

AITOOW wonders why no one seems to be able to find a liberal manifesto? There has to be someone who has actually written down in print all the dirty tricks they are taught to employ? Plus their end game. I think the Alinsky (sp?) methods were touched on in that Desouza (sp?) film. And if there isn't, can't some one re-engineer the playbook. The reason it would be helpful to do this is that one could copy the chicanery or prepare to combat it or drag it out and point to it every time they use it. THis would be especially effective against a foe that uses the moral high ground as justification while abusing language to continually misrepresent their ambitions.

Black Lies Maga?

AITOOW thinks slogans get old quickly? Like pop songs. Has BLM been overplayed? Is it losing force with every mention? Is it off the playlist?

No Ire Land

AITOOW wonders why the Irish don't seem to mind being managed by overlords from the Continent? But, English "management" was never acceptable. Did the English overstep or were they reacting to Irish resistance that hasn't manifested itself so far? Just realized the fittingness of their name - Land of Ire.

The New Religion/Ethics

AITOOW thinks it is funny that all you have to do to be the best person you can be is just accept eveybody (well everybody in a particular class)? You don't have to do anything about it or anything else. You just have to "like" them. And then you are as good as you can ever be.

Free Wo-Mandela

AITOOW thinks non-black women believe blacks are oppressed not because they care one way or the other, but because if they aren't then there is no way women are? And are many female basketball players pumping iron? Or is it just another opportunity to bitch? Are basketball players of any sex known for pumping iron?

The Ugly Truth

AITOOW who has noticed that woman who date ugly men (Angelina Jolie/Madonna/Mia Farrow) also adopt ugly children?

Wo-Manipulated

AITOOW thinks the decline of western civilization began with suffrage? Interesting that it has suffer and rage intertwined in its essence.

Peekachoo

AITOOW thinks you could do a bit on the words picqued, peeked, peaked and however you spell the word for being thirsty? I was put on this path by an improperly spelled news scroll which said "their interests were peeked".

What Difference At This Point Does It Make

AITOOW wonders why the capitol "invasion" isn't being compared to Bengazi? Another failure by Dums to act on intelligence? They do seem to be more concerned than Hillary was with the aftermath. Solely because they were amongst the targets and not just deplorable soldiers. * Odd. I tried to google this and it wouldn't do it

Crime Does Gay

AITOOW wonders if criminals are disporportinately latent homosexuals? They know ass rape may be a consequence, yet they proceed anyway. Even if it isn't true, wouldn't it make for an effective deterrent? Start a marketing campaign that ties criminality with homosexuality. I bet the thug life would lose some ofits luster.

Ca-Joe-ler In Chief

AITOOW thinks its funny when a senile old man criticizes your cognitive evolution? One who could only geet into Syracuse at a time when only non-poor white men were competing with you. Then again his adulteress wife is a Dr. Can I suggest Cardi B (EAT LOCAL) as Sect of Agriculture? How funny must that shoot have been if that was the take they could use. She sounds like what I imagine Slappy Joe sounds like when they wake him from one of his many naps.

Woke-kanda

AITOOW who wishes there was a real Wakanda? Then we could build a suburb in it for woke white women called West Wakanada and the web address would be www.www.ww.

Whistle While They Woke

AITOOW thinks it would be funny if people started wearing dog whistles? Equally funny, blow them in liberals faces.

Shady Behavior?

AITOOW wonders if Armie Hammer committed all those allegedly weird sexual acts around the time Fifty Shades of Gray was a thing?

Payoff Layoff

AITOOW thinks the Dems like the $15 minimum wage because it results in more unemployment/dependency?

Gig-iddy Gigiddy

AITOOW wonders if it is a good thing we are opening the economy to things like iber and airbnb? On one hand they add supply. On the other, they seem to be more or just as expensive. And they can be less "good". People in third world communities have gypsy cabs and boarding houses. Are we regressing? Sounds like Cuba. I've heard non-pros are opening up "pop up" dining. Didn't these businesses used to be called "favors"? I'll give you a ride. Stat at my place. Come on over for dinner. Is this the result of people having no roots? Now we must pay for these things? Is that healthy? It so funny that every issue seems to be a trade off. No yes or no answer. Opening things up can lead to more competition which can cause the entrnched infrastructure to innovate and improve. Or it can cause a deterioration in both due to the lack of "professionalism/over sight. Licensing can create a base line or be used to entrench an unresponsive industry. It can lower cost or increase it because of additional up front costs to compete and lower profit margins and wasted supply. Ahh, the world of commerce. So many ways to view it. I guess the real winner is the tax man. These companies shrink the "secret" economy.

Mouth Piece

AITOOW thinks it is funny that girls now wear more clothing on their face (without bitching) than on their ass? Vage and tits are about equal.

The Right (Handed) Stuff

AITOOW wonders why baseball teams want a diversified line up? If all the other teams have half lefty and half righty pitching staffs, wouldn't it make sense to have ALL righty or ALL lefty hitters? Since they usually match up opposites, then you render half their staff unusable (or less advantaged). And with the three hitter rule, it can really cause a problem.

Fury and Sound

AITOOW thinks that Trump's speech which led to an impeachment can be viewed through the lens of the "reasonable person" construct? It is a piece of legal gymnastics in place of a true standard. We pretend their is an empirically reasonable person out there whom will act in a way in which we may measure everyone else's behavior. I won't even begin to debate empiricism at this point. So, the right hears these words and expects a reasonable person to do what? Riot, loot, murder, maim, pillage? No. The right expects them to petition their representatives, cajole, shout, vote, sloganeer and maybe march. The wrong (aka left) hears words like this or less (maybe even uses supersonic hearing to hear a dog whistle) and is compelled to riot, loot, maim, murder and pillage. So, the difference is in us. Not the words. Personally I believe the right's definition seems a bit more reasonable. But, I'm no empiricist (used to be). Can't say what their definition would be (because it would basically be made up by men and not at all objective). And that is why we have such disparate views on Trump's speech. One side has been taught (maybe instinctual in people who become wrong) attack dogs at a command. One that does not. I reiterate that in a democracy, I believe the former is the standard we wshould prefer. I'll toss in the thought that we also have had four years plus of Trump's rhetoric. We get the subtext by now. We get what he is trying to say. We hear the sacasm and the irony and the rest. So, the thought that his speech was a catlyst to action has an even higher bar to cross than a most milquetoast politician's. If I was his defense team, I would have carved out thirty minutes for this argument and then showed montage after montage of the wrong speaking and inciting bad behavior juxtaposed with the right and nothing happening. Because the question wasn't whether people purportedly on the right acted reasonablly. But, whether the speech incited them to do it. The inference would be that the wrong's defintion of the reasonable person would have to be used. And that, I think, would have caused many Americans to rethink their opinion on which side is in their right state of mind.

Monkey Business

AITOOW thinks businesses have pivoted away from Caucasians? I think their metrics suggest that non-whites have reached a point where they are the more attractive market to market to. Their politics/ads/declarations sure seem to support that. We all know that you can't serve two masters. That or their management is really selling out shareholders to virtue signal. And I guess they aren't really selling out shareholders as more and more investment consortiums are pressuring compamies to virtue signal over conducting a profitable business.

The Island of Misfit Kids

AITOOW thinks kids are just broken products of the same dysfunctional assembly line inside the same moribund factory? And we get stuck fixing them. And I don't think they are any more "tolerant" or "inclusive" or "empathtetic" than previous generations. They are just more cowardly. Unwilling to question the status quo. Unwilling to voice their dissent. Can't we analyze them with lie detectors to see how they really feel?

Democratic Imp-unity

AITOOW thinks AOC (not the Australian Open) could be a Disney hero (like Kamel Toe) called the Snowflake Queen? Not because she is a Scheherazade type story teller who tries to snow the public with melodramatic tales, but, becasue she is what happens when you indulge children. Add on the usual pass large breasted women usually experience and you've got a real problem on your hands. Talk about priveleged. I also like that the new admin fakes like they are analyzing an issue when they have already decided on the outcome. You can use their "outcome" based standard to infer intent/guilt. Every result of everyone of their "objective" determinations will be what the admin's puppetmasters wanted them to be. Kind of like how the House conducts impeachment proceedings. In that regard, the DOD's investigations and morotorium is merely window dressing for a purge. Let us all guess what the outcome will be. remember this in a few weeks. And the "equity" push will be far from what anyone would consider equitable. I would expect that at worst this kind of discrimination would be limited to porportional representation. IE - blacks are at 13%. Their representation would be capped at that. If network news is any indication, those caps will be inverted. I assume they will use the remedial justification. Like slave state California and reparations. Oh wait, they weren't even a state then.

Neocon-struction

AITOOW thinks Republicans are being treated like the South during Renconstruction? And if they don't see what the reaction to being strong armed leads to after the capitol, I wonder if this isn't history in reverse.

Stars and Gripes

AITOOW would like to see a US flag with snowfakes instead of stars? A told a friend this and he said it should be half flakes and half stars.

Year of the Xi

AITOOW wonders if the protests in Hong Kong factored into China's opacity about Covid? They seem to be a country of Millenials. Hyper sensitive to any criticism. Always self interested, self assured and duplicitous. It seems to make them hug their knees and rock back and forth and then throw a vindictive passive aggressive temper tantrum. And wasn't too perfect that 2020 was year of the rat?

You've Come A Long Way Baby

AITOOW thinks it funny that rebellious women used to burn bras? Now they shame you into wearing one on your face. And is anyone suprised that Disney is trying to make a buck off of them?

Meatball Heroes

AITOOW has noticed that the new heros are just part of some group or fighters for their own comfort?

America's Biggest Losers

AITOOW noticed how fat Tariq Trotter from the Roots has become? He may be fatter than Quest Love. I would have thought that disinterestedly mumbling simplistic "lyrics" asynchronistically would burn calories. And where the hell is Higgins? Does he have HIV?

Loca-lazy Sourced

AITOOW thinks local sourcing is just a sign of a lazy purchaser/proprieter? They aren't willing to source the world for the best prices/stock. Isn't this why Wal-mart is a thing? And these cooks laud themselves for it. And we have bought in. Sounds like most of our actions nowadays.

Open Sez Me

AITOOW finds it funny that all the globalists have closed borders at the moment?

Divided Categories of America

AITOOW thinks it's funny that the Collectivists are dividing us?

Vulgar and Vice and Everything.....

AITOOW has noticed that girls now retro-actively blame boys for indulging them in their own perversions?

As Simple as AOC

AITOOW likes the following nick names for Bubbles? Abnormal/Absent/Afflicted/Atypical/Atrophied/Alogical Occipital Cortex. Or how about Acute Onset Cancer/Confusion/Contagion/Cynicism/Camel Pox/Chancre/Clamydia/Colitis/Constipation. And I think there a bunch of funny ones that fit if you look up cranial diseases.

Honor Code

AITOOW wonders how much "woke" code (AI) is out there? How many automated systems (like say if I hire an online recruiting site) have been "manipulated" to favor some people over others? How many "objective" decisions are not. We probably all think that if we take people out of the equation then we will get fairer results. How "fair" are those algorthms that make the choices? It is probably a good guess that the entities and people in charge of creating fairness are not doing that at all.

Not Their Cup of Tea

AITOOW thinks it seems like blacks only minded being colonized by the English?

Peace Pipe Dream

AITOOW wonders how long iy will take for Biden to be given the peace prize?

Hair Balls

AITOOW likes the new black hairstyles that look like starfish ot octopi? And the ever amusing beaded curtain.

Pre School

AITOOW thinks it is of no import that kids are missing school due to covid? They are just going to be reprogrammed once they attend college anyway.

CD(e)Ceive

AITOOW finds it fishy that they "discover" a new strain of covid just when we find a cure for the old one? Not that it isn't true. It has been mutating all year. Just that they never spoke about it until now. Concealment. And now they are just trying to extend the crisis further. As the always have been.