Thursday, August 25, 2011

Inside Job

AITOOW thinks Warren Buffet wouldn't have bought BAC without knowledge that the Fed would be buying more toxic assets in the future?

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Miami Vice

AITOOW is glad that the U hired Randy Shannon to clean up that dirty progrm? Yet they still sucked.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dan The Gorilla

AITOOW thinks Snookie will look like Roseanne Barr in a few years?

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Sympathy (is) For The Devil

AITOOW thinks sympathy is your way of telling God he made a mistake? With his grand plan and all.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Lamey's Got A Gunn

AITOOW wants that fruity, faux blue blood monotone rag designer to stop misrepresenting what discounts Expedia can offer you? Expedia can not and does not discount airline prices. The only possible discount you get from combining airfare and room rates into one package is from discounts they offer on hotel rooms that they reserve in bulk. You can often get that discount if you book the hotel room by itself. Stop implying that they get special rates from airlines. They don't do that. You have no special relationship with them. And how annoying is it that they chose to use someone with a fictitious name like Anandra?

Monday, August 8, 2011

I'm Gonna Live Forever

AITOOW thinks that there would be few great deeds if poetry (or some form of adulation) did not exist to preserve and promote them?

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Grading On A Swerve

AITOOW is glad we signed that deficit agreement so our credit rating wouldn't get downgraded? Revenge is best served cold. Who's the demagogue now, Obambi? I love that we still get to see the effects of not raising the debt ceiling so we can if prudence was the better part of valor.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Pricing In Compromise

AITOOW who is glad that they passed that deficit reduction bill so that the stock market wouldn't tank?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Use Your Inside Voice

AITOOW wonders if it is evidence that man is inherently evil that he consults other peoples opinions to his own conscience?

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Gen XS

AITOOW wonders why people who haven't established a nest egg are forced to subsidise the pointless prolonging of life for people who have one? If you want to waste money waste your own.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Alarming Situation

AITOOW knows that you can turn off a home alarm by disconnecting the battery at its fuse box? Does anything work as promised?

Monday, August 1, 2011

Wimpy Deal

AITOOW is not surprised that milquetoast, panty waste Mitch McConnell comes up with a deficit reduction plan that is straight out of a Popeye cartoon? "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today". Let's see, he wants 2 Trillion to waste today (or slightly after) for 2 Trillion in cuts ten years from now (some before then). What a game changer! Most of that is anticipated military savings after the draw downs in Iraq and Afghanistan. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Cut programs (or at least tell us which ones are part of the 2 Trillion). Cut them hard. Cut them fast. Cut them by 14 Trillion. The damn pointless Department of Education costs 80 Billion a year alone. That's a third of your big achievement. BTW you look like an uglier Steve Forbes. Nice quintuple chin/turkey neck. Just join the other side of the aisle already.