I Am The Grating-ist

AITOOW wonders why black people say they can do everything when they have never done anything? I used to think they were the wisest because they saw the odds and said "why bother". But, then they wouldn't run around trying to convince you that they could. They wouldn't care. They would just say "the odds are statistically unfavorable". They must just be lazy or under confident or incapable and realize (but won't concede) it.

Say It Ain't So

AITOOW thinks that Greek kid that is lost at sea in Jupiter Fl looks alot like his "neighbor" Joe Namath?

The Britain Word

AITOOW wishes you couldn't achieve an erudite accent without erudition? At least with the written word you have a chance at spotting an imbecile. An accent can fool you. Distract you from the actual content. And glasses too. Idiots should have to wear contacts.

Man Up

AITOOW thinks contemporary white men never mature past pre-adolescence and blacks never mature past adolescence? One is obsessed with his joystick and so is the other.

Stoopid Jock Rapist

AITOOW finds it funny when geeks and feminists wet themselves over female athletes and sports while treating male athletes and sports as anathemas?

Politically In(cos)rect

AITOOW thinks it is funny that Bill Cosby bought the rights to the Little Rascals to take it off the air and now all the shows that he was on will be taken off the air?

Chattanooga Cuckoo

AITOOW is shocked that another peace loving Muslim has been pushed so far by the Western infidel that he had no recourse but to commit the number one no no on the Commandment list? Doesn't he look like a Sc-Arab version of James Holmes?

Bye Bye Miss American Donut

AITOOW wasn't surprised by the Arianna Grande scandal? She just said what all illegals and Michelle Obama think and what most children are taught in American schools. Plus that whole America as a metaphor for repression/rules/their parents. And all kids hate those.

Criminoles

AITOOW wonders how non-cuckolded cultures are going survive in this new "one strike" world? Black leaders already bemoan the intractability of the "three strike" world.

Back To The Future

AITOOW becomes infuriated when he hears a "civilized" cretin extol the virtue of some method of production in a third world backwater? You act like they would still be doing it that way if they had an alternative. Either they have no idea a better way exists or they can't figure out how to copy it or they can't afford it (or they are too stupid to accept it is better). So their ignorance and inefficiency just adds to my anger at the encounter. They aren't ecologically conscious. Only a bored, spoiled beneficiary of constituent, evolved brain power would even have the time to romanticize such inconsequential and quixotic fancies such as pesticide free farming and hand crafts. You aren't looking at the next step in the chain of evolution. You are looking at a shaved ape playing checkers with the world. Mud is not superior to cement. Letting nature ravage your crops is not superior to a multitude of solutions. And lastly, what (except coddled hubris) makes these pampered couch surfers think they are even qualified to have an opinion on these matters? They aren't experts in these fields. They are just some twits that shop at Whole Foods and order artisinal crap off the Net while watching Netflix on their Apple TV as their Tesla recharges amid the dulcimer tones coming off the vinyl on their record player. Are you PRO-gressive or RE-gressive?

Deal Me Out

AITOOW is suspicious of people trying to sell me commodities? If it is such a wise investment, why are you unloading? You have history with it. You must have learned something about it. I don't see you want to give it to me unless it is a falling knife. If you are such a great friend/adviser, let me in on the next thing you are going to buy once you have my money.

More Sounds Familiar

AITOOW thinks that that new song that states "this is my fight song" sounds alot like Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson? And a new Hillary Duff song (probably not popular and I didn't catch the name) sounds like that song that goes "you make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. the only girl blah blah blah". It's just getting ridiculous. Either we've run out of rhythms and words or memory. Or the idiots that write this slop don't care about plagiarism and the idiots that sing and finance them don't evaluate them. It seems like a rampant epidemic. *See earlier post about Taylor Swift's "lifting". I think I called it Sounds Familiar. I hope Kelly sues Ford Motors too. They use that stupid fight song in a commercial. And how original. A girl power anthem. Never done before. when is your sex ever going to get beyond the need for a pep talk? For the superior sex, you sure need alot of validation.

Another Beastly Co-host

AITOOW thinks that big bitch, sometime co-host on the View (less) looks like the guy who played Drew Carey's transvestite brother? Question - who looks more like a tranny - she or Wendy Williams? Also, is the ten dollar bill technically transitioning?

Trumpet of the Don

AITOOW doesn't understand why the left leaning news hegemony is piling on Donald Trump? They tell everyone that what he is saying is what the right believes. Why is it so surprising? Do they secretly believe that the right shares the same values and they are just tricking the audience into thinking otherwise? Are they just pretending to be outraged at him so they can take swipes at the right as an institution?

Gumming On Empty

AITOOW wonders how women have enough energy to talk non-stop if they are so overworked?

White Flight

AITOOW wonders, if there is global warming, is it because God wants to give white people a place to go now that colored people have taken over their land?