Spoiled Sport

AITOOW thinks that a rich person (family money) is more used to getting than giving? And a rich person is used to getting more than a poor person and giving less than a poor person. As a result, an interaction with a rich person will probably involve more give than take if you do nothing to change the paradigm . The exception to the rule is the "guilty conscience" rich person and the "world owes me something" poor person.

Toe Tapping

AITOOW wonders if your thumb was cut off and they replaced it with your big toe, would you do better with women? Assuming the toe was bigger than the thumb and you didn't have exceedingly large thumbs to begin with. You would think the deformity would gross them out, but, are they that wanton (I'm sure they would present it as "understanding")?

D Unionizing

AITOOW thinks that the demise of the unions is a pointless development? The government has taken the role they used to serve. Wages, health care, retirement, etc are all being provided by the progressive tax structure. Why bother with dues when you can use the power of the polls to negotiate all the perks you desire.

Hunter or the Hunted

AITOOW wonders when you hook up with someone, did your ploys succeed or did you just fall into someone else's trap?

Bad Girls Club

AITOOW thinks, although they seem on the surface to be cool, that women who belittle sensitive men are really just bitches who want the freedom of overreacting and the shield of pity all to themselves? They don't want men to play on an equal playing field. They want to be the coddled. And don't get me started on women who refer to men as boys. Talk about marginalizing.

The Real Body Language

AITOOW thinks that you can quickly size up a person as fake based on their fake things (tits, hair, nose, lips, clothes, jewelry, bags, nails)? And the more fake things, the faker the person.

Past Gas

AITOOW thinks that when people say "if I hadn't gone through what I have gone through, it never would have led me to you" what they are really saying is that "you are no where near my first choice". They are saying "if I hadn't degraded myself like I have (lowered my value in the marketplace), I would totally choose someone more worthy of me. But, since I am such a loser now, you are all I think I can get and you should be happy with my abasement, fellow loser".

All Hat No Cattle

AITOOW thinks things surrounded by greater pomp have less legitimacy? IE Governmental buildings. Civic/military costumes/uniforms. Religion

Typeface and Paper

AITOOW who thinks that any survey that has the byline "the worst...." could be retitled "the area with the most blacks"?  It would always correlate.

Senseless Death

AITOOW wonders, if Jesus died for our (mythical Eve's) sins, why are we not back in Eden then? Has our vindictive God only withdrawn one stage of punishment (eternal damnation to a fresh start) for the two (loss of paradise and eternal damnation) he inflicted in his initial hissy fit? This is the story people believe? Why would you even want to be associated with such a child even if it was true? Get God some Zoloft (or bipolar meds). Tell Jesus thanks for (next to) nothing.

Aunt Sam

AITOOW is bored with the predictability of humans as a group? Take the women in combat issue. I wager it will mimic the pattern of racial equality. Some self serving demagogues (Douglas/NOW) will complain about it as violative of real or imagined civil/natural liberties. Some monomaniacal official will find it expedient to use it as a political tool (Lincoln/Obama). The old guard (non-abolitionists/armed forces) will try and slow or stop implementation. This already happening with a "separate but equal" agenda by lower ranking armed forces officials (non-mixed sex units and adherence to current qualification requirements). Race had this with schools and John Crow laws. The courts will decide against any arguments supporting separate units and uphold any decisions to lower the qualifying standards based on heightened scrutiny standards. Additionally, law makers and/or leaders in the armed forces will enact affirmative action policies (college admission policies, etc) to ensure a critical mass of "non-compliant" applicants are accepted. The courts will uphold those policies for decades as remedial measures. Can't we just get to the societally damaging conclusion without the prologue. Just give Miss Piggy a gun and let her finally pull her share of the weight even if she can't pull her own (let alone another GI's) around the obstacle course. The funny thing is that by the time they work this out we will have robotic aids that will make the physical argument moot.

Unbelieva-bowl

AITOOW who isn't surprised that New Orleans screwed up the Super bowl? What a toilet of incompetency. Maybe this is Bush's fault too? I also like all the diversity in the halftime show. If there were no women in the show what kind of innuendos would be flying around by now.

Patient Heal Thyself

AITOOW thinks that less ice should mean more plants which in turn means more carbon dioxide is absorbed?

I For A Them

AITOOW thinks some of the gun violence culpability should be borne by the anti-bullying lobby? Who do you think gave these geeks the idea it was right to fight back? And do you notice how every local gun story now winds up on the national news so you think there is an epidemic? I also like how the gays have co-opted the bullying agenda.