Winging It

AITOOW wonders if McDonald's new McNugget blow out pricing is related to their failed Wing experiment? It was a flop and left them with millions of pounds of wings. I wonder if they are using them for McNuggets? The wings weren't terrible. Just mispriced.

I Got No (Self) Respect

AITOOW wonders which is the more pathetic getting dumped jingle - Selena Gomez's Come and Get It or Mylie Cyrus' Wrecking Ball? In one we see the Latin door mat mentality that basically boils love down to "I expect to get screwed over and I'm ok with that" and the other reveals an Anglo brat mentality that says "It was all my fault and now I'm going to throw a self descrutive tantrum until you are guilted into coming back". Who is the bigger loser? It's a hard one.

I Told You This Place Was Segregated

AITOOW doesn't want religion to be a disqualifier for entering Heaven? I want those people to know that they were assholes and that is the reason why they are roasting.

The Great Extender

AITOOW wonders if "professor" Obama was as lenient on his students as he is with politicos? Karzai is the latest to get an extension. I guess it doesn't matter because some idiot penciled it into luau time anyway.

The Coal Truth

AITOOW wonders when anti-traditionalists will come out with a poorly researched, psuedo-scientific study that posits that Christmas scars a child's sensibility? This will be due to the stress about whether they have been naughty or nice. This will be followed by a slue of similar papers citing all holiday's as detrimental to child development because of all the fighting between family members.

The New War On Poverty

AITOOW wonders when the government will force the poor to buy stocks to solve the disparity/inequality in incomes? Just like the "solved" the inequality in health care coverage.

Pee-esta

AITOOW thinks Mexican women look like they really have to go to the bathroom when they dance?

It's Always Darkest Before...The Middle Of The Night

AITOOW thinks optimists are usually people too dumb to see the importance of patterns? *the small cohort of advantaged excepted.

Smiley Face

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Hungry Hungry Hippo-crites

AITOOW has noticed that the new hysteria is a global food shortage? What about man made global warming? Was the new record low in Antarctica the final straw or have they realized that they can't grift the Western world into a guilt tax? Is Al Gore behind this manufactured delusion too? Maybe it's the science community. Claims like these force research projects to rebut the spurious claims. I guess the 12 Jews running the world are the Regents at Harvard. I also love how the two leaders of the wealthiest secular and non-secular entities are caterwaulling about income disparity. How about an asset sale Papi? O you stay in the guest house. How noble. What do/did you (not the government) pay your staff Queen Barry? The guy who really wrote your book? Charitable donations? Could it be that we are just playing with the deinitions of these words? I'm sure there was greater equality in pre-industrial, feudal Europe. The fifties are not the baseline for history. They were a golden age for most metrics and then only in America.

That Thing You Do

AITOOW who thinks they had to make divorce a sin because it may only take one endearing characteristic to bind you to a person while one unappreciated characteristic can alienate you from the same person?