Eu-phobia

AITOOW thinks Euphoria must be like Sex and the City? A gay man's journal sanitized for Middle America by changing the protaganists into women. Teen women this time. And if being homophobic is the second (maybe third if trans is hotter now) worst thing you can be, why do people like this (the oppressed/unpopular kids) always portray the "jocks" in their shows as latentently homosexual? Raining Men scene in the play. Wouldn't doing that paint them as heros instead of villians? Maybe (subconsciously) that is what they think. They are just angry they aren't them or can't date them.

Dog Days

AITOOW feels like a dog waiting for walks?

Glass Flore

AITOOW wonders if race WAS the reason Brian Flores WAS hired? Rooney's. Tomlin. Guess it isn't an issue when prejudice works FOR you. And how great must it be (for an entire group of people) to be able to excuse an entire history of no achievements on something that everyone encounters (tribalism). How cleansing for your psychic health. And exactly how black is a guy named Flores to begin with. Half? Since most American blacks are less than 100% black, he doesn't even meet the Obama standard.

U Kraint Be Serious

AITOOW doesn't see how keeping Ukraine out of NATO is worse than it not existing at all? To us and them. Why didn't both of us just agree (or lie about it) to do that if that's what Putin wanted. And is every Biden speech a disertation on how correctly he did his part. And if he was so sentient on how things developed, why won't he share his thoughts on what WILL happen next. And does anyone wonder who wanted this to happen. From greenies to great resetters to alliance junkies. Who wants gas prices high and economies in turmoil? Worldwide Socialism Inc? And am I the only one who took a poli-sci class that taught how China-Russia and the US have been trying to turn each other against each other since the Revolution? Look who is the odd man out again. Just like when my mother married another man and his son tried the same thing.

Sad State of Affairs

AITOOW thinks Anthony Blinken always looks like he ready to cry? Like he's so overwhelmed that he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Like he can't believe people are so mean. Booty Judge kind of has that persona as well.

30 Somethings

AITOOW wonders who comprises the thirty percent baseline of Democrats? The ones who always approve of whichever Democrat is being rated in a poll. I'll guess: teachers, femi-nazis (daddy issues), POCs (more likely if the politico is a POC though), baby killers, wards of the state, soft sons of single mothers and people who use their sexual organs in a non-procreative way. Most non-Christians and wowhiwo's (woke white womwn) are subsumed by one of the aforementiioned groups. And of course pay for players and fictional or deceased citizens. Though they tend to vote more than answer polls.

Star Cross

AITOOW wonders why if Vulcans are supposed to have no emotions, why do they always seem angry?

For Love or Money

AITOOW thinks the Texans hired Lovie Smith for the following reasons? 1. They want to lose as many games as possible to get Bryce Young. 2. They want to some good will of their own on the racial front. Their white ownership/management has been under fire. 3. They cut a deal with the NFL to get more advantageous treatment over the Deshaun Watson case. They take some heat off the NFL by hiring a black coach in return for the aforementioned. And on the subject of black representation. Black males are 6% of the population. There needs to be only two coahes employed to have an equitable distribution. We only need to address the under representation of white players going forward.

Owen Someone An Apology

AITOOW thought the guy on SNL doing Biden and Trump was Owen Wilson?

True or Fauch

AITOOW thinks we should stop following the science and start following the math? Covid diameter = .125 microns. Reusable mask diameter (pore size) = .47 microns. Surgical mask = .33 microns. N95 mask = .30 microns. For those of you in the liberal arts program, you want a mask with a smaller number than the particulate that you are trying to filter. Covid is smaller than any mask has the capability to handle. And these facts are straight from your beloved Google. And that is if the fuckers are worn properly.

Dino-might

AITOOW wonders how the T Rex (two SUV lengths at most) walks out of the enclosure in Jurassic Park and the humans have to shimmy down a cable (and fall into a tree) to reach the ground in the enclosure? It's like a hundred foot wall.

The Patience of Job(s)

AITOOW wonders if the January jobs numbers were modified by seasonal adjustments? Should we be happy that the other possible explanation is that Democrats aren't keeping us from them (causing uneployment) any longer. Through lockdowns, anti-business restrictions and terminations due to refusals to be vaccinated. And the return of the Obama era phenomenom of people deserting (and no longer being tabulated) the workforce altogether. And how about the two million illegals? Are they counted? Hell no. That would harm the narrative. Two ways. I assume the 900k Covidead are no longer counted. Though they (and the illegals) will probably vote in 2022.

Clear As Folk

AITOOW thinks it's funny that their flacks always tell us "the President (whomever) has been very clear..."? If you have to tell us that then is it really true?

Swallow the Lie-nce

AITOOW believes that the phrase "follow the" can never precede "science"? Science REQUIRES scepticism. And research how many "laws" are still just theories because they haven't been proven by experiments. Let alone confirmed by another research group. If you don't wish to follow that science.

Genii-ous

AITOOW had their wish granted but forgot that this is the bizarro world? I wished to understand it all.