Friday, May 28, 2010

How Long Until Election Day?

AITOOW can do the math and see when Barry's 6 month moratorium on oil drilling ends? I'm sure it's a co-incidence.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Kar Trash Ian

AITOOW who couldn't believe that Mud Shark Kim had the audacity to deny she had plastic surgery (specifically a boob job). You were in a porno film. We all saw your little Haji fat sacks. Now you look like Hi-DDDD-Montag. I would believe Bruce "The Melted Wax Face" has not had work done before you. The sad thing is the Trashian who needs the most work is the one who has had the least. At least it's nice to know that you possess a modicum of the same shame we all have for you.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Past 90 Days

AITOOW thinks life is what happens while you are waiting for the payoff?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Fool Me Once...

AITOOW is sick of a new batch of liars showing up every 2 to 4 years claiming that they are going to clean up Washington? How many times will people be fooled by this fraud?

Thursday, May 20, 2010

D List

AITOOW thinks Orca has had her boobs done? I know she's fat, but, I can't remember her having cans.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

We The Better People...

AITOOW finds it amusing that liberals call everyone else xenophobes and then turn around and say we have to lead the way on every issue (ie global warming, finance, medicine, etc)? Isn't the inference that we have to do this because we are better than everyone else?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Remember The Alamo

AITOOW just realized the irony that Los Suns beat the team where The Alamo is? Talk about symbolism.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

PH(u)X

AITOOW will remember when the owner of the Phoenix Suns cries poverty in a few years that he stuck his finger in his customers eye (Los Suns) this Cinquo de Mayonaise. That that may be one of the reasons people are not buying his product? That and the extra for parking, the high prices, the Ticket Master surcharge, the charge for pre-season games, et al.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Good Old Fashioned Ribbon

AITOOW wonders why chicks wear that ribbon looking bikini top? We know you have no tits, but, can't you at least have taste?

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday

AITOOW realizes that GM coverted most of their bailout in common stock? So when they say they have paid back their loans, they are misleading us?

Monday, May 3, 2010

Burros

AITOOW thinks Mexicans confronted with racial profiling will still be too lazy or dumb to learn English?

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Barak Obama Hates Black People

AITOOW loves it when you can stick an asinine quote back in someone's face? This has to do with FEMA and the oil rig sabotage of course.