Thumbs Up Their Ass

AITOOW wonders why music reviews are so uncritical? Compared to movie reviews, they are downright toothless. And 99% of music sucks.

Go Tail Gaters

AITOOW thinks football may be so popular because its fans are always so drunk that they can never remember the last game they watched?

The Ghetto Of Eden

AITOOW who thinks that the best proof that black people are lazy is the fact that they still wouldn't have left Africa (although every other race has) if not for force?

Sweet Sixteen

AITOOW thinks the Republicans don't have to do any of the things the analysts think they have to do to win next time around? The Democrats used up their minority wild card and they have no other brown candidate in the rotation. The blacks won't show up to the polls for a non-black. They are the predominant racists in the country at this point in time. I'm not sure I can say the same for the Hispanics, but, if you peal away the black vote and baby boomers continue to be scared by the new face of the Democrat party then the results will be different. Just don't nominate another Wall St plutocrat.

Who's The Boss

AITOOW thinks that the only people with a sense of entitlement should be the ones who pay for yours?

The Naked Truth

AITOOW thinks women aren't really modest? It is only self-consciousness that causes them to hide their bodies.

Miss Cast

AITOOW thinks the girl from Revolution (although still eminently fuckable) looks like a low rent Scarlett Johanssen and looks like she is thirty though playing sixteen? She has crows feet, laugh lines and brow tracks. She also has four ticks - nostril flare, scowl, swallow, and exhale. Almost as awful an actress as Kristen Stewart.

You Can Fool Most Of The Peole All Of The Time

AITOOW wonders what the Commander of Put It On My Tab (good thing there is no balloon payment on his debt) has done to make people think he is showing leadership in the wake of Sandy? Is it the photo op? Is it walking around the debris? Doesn't he have a "czar" for this? If that guy wasn't good enough, what does that say about his decision making? Aren't they already complaining in Staten Island? And does Crispy Christie think he has any shot of ever becoming President after selling out his party for a few borrowed dollars?

Obamanable Snow Job

AITOOW wonders if Obamanation believes in a "level playing field" that it follows that he is against affirmative action? And did you hear? He has Sandy on the run.

Name of the Ruse

AITOOW wonders why the step parents/rebels allowed Luke Skywalker to keep his surname if they were trying so hard to hide him from the Empire and his Father - Anakin SKYWALKER? Was Skywalker the equivalent to Smith in that universe?