The Naked Truth

AITOOW can't stand actresses who bemoan the fact that they can't get roles after a certain age because of prejudice? You only got the roles you got when you got them because you had tits that men wanted to see and you were willing to unbare them. You weren't good at your craft then and you aren't now. You should be thankful your talentless ass was given a seat at the table to begin with.

Roiling Point

AITOOW thinks blogs and post are so "vicious" because of political correctness? People are so repressed in what they feel they can say that it percolates into a boil. The measure of anger they feel towards the initial antagonist is increased by the oppression they feel in not being able to voice it.

Green (500) Miles(s)

AITOOW has heard that "locally grown" can mean grown within 500 miles?

Tie - one on - yo Cruz

AITOOW amazed that a multi-national company and their limp dick ad agency came up with a cool/necessary promotion? Bud Light's cruise ship in NY for the Super Bowl is actually something I would be excited about.

The Curse of Jared

AITOOW who wonders if being a Subway spokesperson is the new SI cover jinx? It seems like every athlete they chose ends up "under achieving".

Smoking a (Super) Bowl

AITOOW realizes that the two teams in the Super Bowl are from the skunk weed states in America? We have Colorado and Washington represented. New York is going to be awash in sticky icky. They are worried about the cold? No one in the audience will feel it. It's going to be the highest grossing day in concessions history. I bet half the stadium is empty because the fans won't remember to show up. Is it Super Bowl CCCCXX?

Playing The Player

AITOOW wonders why football teams don't hire people who can read people's expressions to teach the players (especially defensive players) to read their opponents? You could tell by indications of anxiety, calm, attentiveness, etc whether the play has been called for them (especially running backs).

Trans(fats)lator

AITOOW thinks one of the reasons Americans are so unhealthy is the metric system? They put all these measurements on the label (probably to purposely confuse us) in weights and measures that we don't use. How much is a milligram? Why is it not even in grams? Isn't it bad enough they use recipes that are in spoons? It's a conspiracy to keep us uninformed or to force us to learn metrics. I don't which is more pernicious.