Unreality TV

AITOOW who would like to congratulate the ineffectual, delusional, meddlesome, duplicitous American press for failing trying unsuccessfully again to influence world events? Does Obama tap you on the head when he's ready? And congrats to Benji.

Wallace and Vomit

AITOOW thinks Nicole Wallace is the most liberal one on the View? It's funny how they market her as the right wing heavy and she either agrees or gets pressured into agreeing with all the other halfwits on the show. She just your typical white collar Manhattan working mom. A creature detached from reality on every issue from child rearing to nutrition. And that shrill voice and buck teeth are the cherry on the sundae.

Follywood

AITOOW has read 12 Years A Slave? Funny thing. He writes all the time that he doesn't seek to sensationalize the experience. Yet, that is exactly what Hollywood did. I'm not saying the following didn't happen ever, but, it didn't happen in the book. 1. No rape of the woman in the ship in the beginning. 2. No making him strip down when first captured. 3. No sex with another slave when he was a slave. 4. No hitting Patsy in the head with a bottle. 5. He also says that he received bruises from whippings. I'm not sure if I read that right, but, it inferred that not every lash cut into the skin. There are alot of other inconsistencies. I just hate these salacious perversions of fact to foment racism.

Low Ratings

AITOOW thinks reality shows are popular because scripted programs make fun or are critical of these kinds of people? Those kinds of people are the audience. They don't share the values that most writers embody their heroes with.

Twinnies

AITOOW who thinks they have the same parents? Sperm bank?

Rob Riggle - Judge Alex
Amy Adams - Dennis Leary - Lesbo from Glee
Jodi Foster - Kristen Stewart
Cameron Diaz - Quinten Tarrantino
Margot Robbie - My Name is Earl Ho
Molly Ringwald - Dakota Johnson
Ilysa Schlesinger - Coach K


Do Muslims consider their pre-Mohammed ancestors infidels?

Barry, Man, A New Low

AITOOW just noticed that our head Ego In Chief named his dog after his own initials? Love that those initials spell out body odor. I also liked how he downplayed the two Ferguson police shootings, the lootings, the bs about "hands up" and didn't even acknowledge the cops in NYC who were shot (in response to the chokehold incident) by another "peaceful" perpetrator. He must have been to busy "making it rain" as usual and tossed that part of speech away. You really can't take the hood out of boy.

The Price Is Wrong

AITOOW thinks that people dislike people who contradict them? It seems to mess with their equilibrium. They would rather be wrong and self-assured now than right and self-assured later. And yet, I guess the mistakes made by ignorant men are so infuriating that we risk their enmity.

Nip Tuck

AITOOW who has noticed Bradley Cooper's filler work? He looks like a drag queen. Gives new meaning to his portrayal of Face. And how about Matthew Perry's false teeth? He can't even speak. You know about his nose job, right?

Say It Don't Spray It

AITOOW thinks Samuel Jackson should fess up that he was imitating Russell Simmons in Kinsmen?