Evil-ution

AITOOW thinks that most managers are hired because they are the surliest ones in a society? They aren't smarter or harder working. They just have the ability to scare others into giving more effort.

Farce-icipant

AITOOW thinks people are now satisfied with consolation prizes?

Five Day Bore-cast

AITOOW who would like to psychoanalyze weathermen? Is there anyone as needy? They practically beg you to acknowledge them. It's like they know they are superfluous and you are just about to flip the channel on them. And they are the worst company hucksters. In a room full of egregious sales whores, they are the worst. Stay tuned! I guess that is what you'd expect from the low men on the totem pole. They'll do whatever is asked of them.

Survival of the Witless

AITOOW wonders if Millenials are so conscientious about their "sensitivity" that they date/marry the worst mates to make a point? Have you seen some of these mismatches? When did pity fuck become pity relationship? It can't be because they have that low of a self esteem (I guess in this black is white world they could be that deluded) or shitty game. The funny thing is that it is just the opposite side of the same coin (eugenics) if it is a conscious choice..

Unruly

AITOOW doesn't understand why you get a free base if a baseball hits you when thrown at you and you aren't called out if you hit yourself with it?

Spend Th(r)efts

AITOOW thinks people who throw money around probably acquired it through lascivious means and they are just spending it before they get caught?

Paci-fists of Fury

AITOOW thinks that when a girl tells you she doesn't want to fight it means that she wants you to give in? Kind of admission that she saw failure in the future. Or damage to the relationship. Funny how they don't understand that the guy may concede but his anger will fester and manifest itself in other/damaging ways.

*isn't funny that fist is in the word pacifist? I wonder if "paci" means "unable to use". I know the roost word. I'm just being smug.

Breeding Is Fun....

AITOOW thinks people are kind of like dogs in that we all are so different looking but we can still make babies together?

Selective Service

AITOOW finds it ludicrous that our Commanders In Chiefs can consistently refuse to do their sworn duty (to enforce the law) and some fat lady in Kentucky is thrown in jail because she won't give some fudge packers a marriage certificate. And I'm not religious and I'm ok with fruity peebles.

And I keep missing the news segment where O' Man Bama calls the killing of the Houston police officer a racial travesty. And come to think of it, I missed it when than black homo killed the two reporters. Are we demanding the rainbow flag be outlawed? How about gay lights on the White House? I need to plan my week.

Cookie Puss-ies

AITOOW is sick of the capriciousness and ignorance of modern chefs (especially the ones on TV)? They really have little idea of the science behind what they do. Out of one side of their mouth they espouse these "rules" that they are so much more conversant in than you (mostly prejudices masquerading as knowledge) and out of the other side of their mouth they act as if anything goes. Whether it be cooking times or ingredient quantities/ratios, cooking temps or methodology, their guidance has a standard deviation that no other profession would allow. Cook it to 140 to 160 degrees. Use "some" spice.  Use what you have. Cook it for 20 to 30 minutes. What is it? It's not like cooking is a new art. Can't you have figured it out by now. I know there are variables, but, set different benchmarks then for those variables. Bakers seem to have figured it out. I just watched a show with Aaron Franklin and he spent the first half of the show describing the stages of steak "done-ness" and then he turns around and fawns all over the sample even though it was visibly cooked beyond what he was a moment ago deriding as villainy. Then he says "who really cares". I know he was probably being nice to the guest, but, have some sac if you are going to promote a standard. It's your GOD DAMN REASON FOR EXISTING. Then he spends the rest of show giggingly undermining what he spent the beginning of the show "teaching". I know it's (cooking) only as important as you make it, but, take a side. Either it is and go on TV or it isn't and stay home.  Everything in life is only as important as you make it to a subjectivist. As such, one should not be hired to promote a methodology. They can never be authoritative. And it appears that they can't fake it either. Just a bunch of hacks winging it.

Drinking Sage

AITOOW wonders why people under 21 can't get into clubs? They serve alcohol in restaurants, planes, ball games, etc. Shouldn't kids be banned from these places also?