Weed Whacker

AITOOW has a problem with potheads? They are all addicted. It's not like they ever take a day off. If this were alcohol, you would have them in a recovery program. And don't give me any BS about medical use. It would have the THC removed if it was for that. And they took cocaine out of Coke, so, don't use the tobacco defense. And don't argue about synthetic drugs. We all know they are over prescribed too.

Art Akbar

AITOOW would like to see a show (maybe cartoon) of a pair of buddies that go blowing shit up? One would be a Moose and the other a Lamb. How about one about a Med Student with a Mohawk? Or one about Dr. Oz?. It would All him all the time.

Cousins

AITOOW thinks these people look alike?

Amy Schumer - Caroline Rea
Richard Kind - Quentin Tarantino
Sam Smith - Boy George
Terry Crews - Lesley Jones
New Star Wars Girl - Kiera Knightley
Julia Stiles - Ellen Burstyn
Nathan Lane - Marcia Gay Harden

Cloud 9

AITOOW thinks religion was invented to make life on Earth so insufferable that Heaven couldn't fail to measure up? It's almost as the first few "guests" in Heaven told God that it's (Heaven) nice, but, it's no Garden of Eden.

Demand And Ye Shall Receive

AITOOW thinks black people think money grows on tree, like bananas? Only they can have a hero whose greatest achievement was due to laziness.

Hit The Brakes

AITOOW has the feeling that the vehicle is rolling backwards once it comes to a stop? Especially on airplanes.

Tar(get) and Feather

AITOOW thinks that it is counter productive to attack front runners? Sentient people (especially Republicans) like winners. It will turn them against you. Go after the other candidates. In the Democratic party it is the opposite. Voters hate success. You can take aim at the front runner all you want. They can't possibly be a disenfranchised victim/loser. They are in the lead. It's how the Nappy Professor came out of no where to beat The Cackler in '08.

It's a Ve- Gas Gas Gas

AITOOW wonders why they say "What Happens in Vegas Stays In Vegas"? I always want everyone to know. That's what makes it good.

Test-ify

AITOOW thinks a simple religion (cosmic explanation) could have been that we are all just in being beta tested on Earth to see who is ready to be shipped to Heaven? God is just an industrialist. Free will seems to be a non-starter. I guess that would have been a hard concept to sell in a pre-Industrial era. And it begs the question of whether God the only "consumer". I guess you could have told people that we were livestock or crops in the old days. Still have to answer who made God and made his pad. And who made them...etc.

Dar-winners?

AITOOW has to remind himself how long we were black (evolution) when he wonders why we aren't more advanced creatures?