Name That Tongue

AITOOW wonders why it is Mike-el (Michael) and then Raych-el (Rachael)? At least the dumb way Rachael Ray spells it.

Pump Up The Valium

AITOOW if black people instigate as a way of pumping themselves up? Or are they just assholes?

The Write Stuff?

AITOOW wonders if texting acts as a substitute for oral communication for women or is it just an addition to it? Are we being shielded by this tech or is it another weapon for an indefatigable enemy? Do they crave the interaction or the sound?

Religion of Piece (of Ass)

AITOOW wonder when we are going to get a Boston Globe Spotlight feature on madrasas? The rumor is that they make the Catholics look like choirboys.

Rio-flections

AITOOW thinks if it is judged, it is art (performance or other) not a sport? I would also argue that if I would not bang you (women), you qualify as an athlete.

Some Rio Olympic take aways: It was coincidental that Simone Biles participated in the Zika Olympics. Bettle Juice from the Howard Stern Whack Pack must have been proud. Hernandez looks like Drew Barrymore and John Kerry and Marty Feldman had a child. What a chinny chin chin. Ally Raisman is probably a bossy Jap. How annoying were her little huddles? Loved those scripted moments. Did you not see the cameras filming your scheming? That South African shim didn't fail a doping test? I guess the Russians will take note and use trannies next Olympics. Lidecki has a nice Rogaine endorsement looming. How bad is the female diving announcer? She contradicted herself every other moment. The female crew announcer was bad in different ways. The squeaky voice. The inane, locker room vocabulary. And she probably rode this coxing scam (and the guys in the boathouse) to an Ivy degree. And why did we have to have some low class British tart headlining the afternoon broadcast? She wasn't even a well known (or known) illegal. Love how most of the scrubs they pushed in our face as a diversity play choked. Speaking of which. Isn't it time for Tyson Gay and the other guy to retire? Female swimmers and track athletes wear way too much jewelry, etc. I thought tenths of seconds count. Isn't it funny how the final medal count is pretty much a match for the influence hierarchy of countries? you lost count of the nipples you've seen? Imagine if the swimmers stopped wearing scuba suits.

Late For A Very Important Play Date

AITOOW thinks Uber is just Millenials replacing mini-van rides from their soccer moms?