B Havior

AITOOW wants to reassure black people that we don't dislike them for the way the look? We dislike them for the way they act. Maybe if they behaved, they would b have.

Joe Hidin(g)

AITOOW thinks Slappy Joe looks like the rich guy Hannibal Lecter cut off the eyelids, etc of? I thought it was Mr Burns. I am corrected. Every time I see him lucid, I think back to those stories I used to hear about musicians and their Dr Feelgoods shooting them up with B 12. I wonder what go go juice they are pumping into him? Is he doing it old school? Would also like people to refer to the blabbering bobble head AOC as Bubbles.

Wahington Post Office

AITOOW thinks it's funny that democrats might be disenfranchised by Jeff Bezos? It is postulated that the post office has reconfigured its systems for packages from Amazon. Making it less likely that it can handle mail in voting.

Loose Change

AITOOW believes that people don't really want change? They pretend they do. They kick the tires. They play around with the concept. But, then they puss out. Therefore, many of those saying they will vote Trump out of office will either not vote or vote to keep him (status quo) on the job. Ask Bob Dole, Ross Perot, John Kerry or Mitt Romney if I'm right.

The Un Gen That Can't

AITOOW thinks that me-lennilas have been sheltered from the "real" world into adulthood? They continue to mooch off their parents and haven't had that "come to jesus" moment that the rest of adults have had. As a result, they haven't had to abandon the childish pedagogy that most generations have. The hope that they would "mature" as they age remains hope. They are also the "un" generation. Untalented. Unimaginative. Unproductive. Uninspired. The arts, etc have never been more puerile and tepid.

Conventional Democrat

AITOOW thinks Slappy Joe is starting to resemble Mr Burns? They say the far Wrong is pushing him on his platform. I'd like to see a T shirt with him getting pushed by them in a wheelchair. Maybe by Kamel Toe Harass. In front of a plantation. I love his ads bemoaning leadership in which he describes the aforementioned as listening to pretty much everone else.

Heavy Hearted

AITOOW women aren't racist because they want to be fat? Black guys like those blobs. They have to be inclusive.

Joe's Kamel

AITOOW thinks Kamala Harris (how is that a Jewish name?) sounds perpetually drunk or high and congested? Maybe dhe has a deviated septum, wink wink. Does she "party"? That laconic, whiny, preachy voice isn't going to play well. I suggest they get her in front of a mic as much as possible. Then again, it didn't hurt that the small O very much and he sounded like a robot. Biden sounds half in the bag too. But, that is probably the dementia. And who dresses worse? She makes Hillary or Michelle look trendy. Those pant suits and blouses from Ross. It's like Rick James ate Martin Lawrence and is trying to fit ten pounds of flour in a five pound sack. And I guess she isn't Hindu. Having a fear of karma would certainly have had an effect on her behavior.

Mas(k)crusade

AITOOW wants to start a movement where we wear black facemasks to acknowledge who is spreading covid 19? Or masks of color?

Tao of Fau

AITOOW is sick of the "everything" of Most Honorable Fau Xi?

Sex Drive

AITOOW thinks nothing prover the old axiom that men are the gas and women are the brakes than current events?

Dark Nights

AITOOW finds it odd that a generation brought up on Batman movies takes the side of the mob? It's like the last Bale batman movie out there. Did they not see what happens when Bane is in charge? I also want to clear these old omes from the in box. Is anyone using a hotel room ironing board? Seems like a waste of resources. has anyone seen Dods diving? It's crazy.

Old Spice

AITOOW wonders how many Karens are aging Spice Girl "girl power" fans? And to reiterate, a Karen (or Cynthia) is that horrible, angry, childless or divorced or never married mother of two with three cats who thinks she can condescend to other adults like she does ro her "gifted" but probably autistic children. Sadly, she's probably also involved in local affairs in some capacity in which you will cross paths and she'll weid her power like the despot that they say all women given power can't help abusing.

Who Am I? Why Am I Here?

AITOOW remembers Admiral Stockdale? He's who I think of every time I hear Joe Biden. Who do you think had more of their faculties at election time?

By Any Mean(ness) Necessary

AITOOW thinks The Wrong (especially in education) has given up trying to exorcise the inferiority complex in blacks and has been attempting (and succeeding) to transfer it to whites (males predominantly)?