Joy in the Plastic Bubble

AITOOW how Biden has escaped the "bubble boy" moniker?

Trading Spaces

AITOOW thinks we need to destroy the planet because snowflakes will not be able to handle being wrong about global warming? We must make the Earth the ultimate safe space by making it uninhabitable.

Che Che You're A Monkey

AITOOW thinks he heard affirmative actioned, cannabis addled, tongue twisted, non-talent Michael Che admit on SNL last night that he wished Covid had killed the President? Can you imagine the uproar if this was flipped? But he's black and it's Trump, so, Lorne (Lauren) Michael's will continue to use him to shield himself from accusations of his own racism. I don't know if I am more upset by his callousness, the double standard it reveals or the lack of competence he evinces every time he tries to read a "news" story.

Crooked Joe

AITOOW wonders why it's taking so long to hear the "lock him up" chants? Or commercials with all the democrat swindlers' lies. "I did not have sex with that woman", "I have never taken a dime...", etc. I'd also like to hear people call masks "face diapers" from now on. Biden's Wu Flu plan boils down Face Diapers. I wonder if he has one over his other hole?

The New Religion

AITOOW thinks that some people are so anxious to be part of a group that they search for/invent a trauma/affliction that will serve as the price of admission?

The Kids are Ahh'ite

AITOOW thinks that when you hear someone (ie commercials) say "every kid deserves to reach their full potential", they really mean "minority kids". They don't care about other kids and they are so sub-consciously bigoted that they assume minority kids haven't reached theirs or can't without their help.

Splain As Day

AITOOW thinks that there is a ton more mom-splaining and ma'am-splaining than man-splaining going on?

Foolya Roberts

AITOOW thinks that the Amy Coney Barrett saga was caused by John Roberts? If he hadn't changed his judicial ethics/thinking (in a potentially misguided attempt to save the SC from criticism of being a political handmaiden or to curry favor with the ruling class and DC polite society), there wouldn't have been as much of a need to add another Justice who shared the values of the branch of judicial thinking that he abandoned. The whole situation is really his fault and should be a lesson to anyone who tries to put their finger on the scales of justice. He has further diminished the Court's reputation. Not enhanced it. And if the Court gets packed, it will never be looked upon as anything but a political institution.

Hell No

AITOOW would act alot better if I knew Hell was populated with liberals? And is it me or does Kamal Nose speak/sound like a deaf person? Sounds like Louu Ferrigino. A more nasally Lou. And I'll opine that DJT missed an opportunity to get votes (from old ladies) by not playing up his victimhood (plots, media, covid positive test). I'll reiterate that all his ads from now on need to be about how now is not the time for voters to take risks. No shifting boats in midstream. No neo-Marxist rexperimenting. No senile president on Death's door with a crazy mom-splainer as a back up. Call covid a war. And use the psychology politicians use when we are in a war.

Quiet Riot

AITOOW wonders why the riots have stopped if they weren't sponsored/directed by the Left? It's amazing how they stopped the second the polls found them to be inconvenient to the election of Slappy Joe.

Ramble Gamble

AITOOW wonders why they aren't pushing the "Biden is too risky" angle? Risky health. Risky ideas. Risky sincerity. Risky for the far left too.

Gangster WAP

AITOOW is rebranding wet ass pussy to white ass privilege?

Hot Stuff

AITOOW thinks the Atlanta Flames of the NHL was the left's favorite name? You have violence against the Confederacy and arson. Two of their favorite things.

Kneel Arm Strong

AITOOW finds it odd that blacks choose to protest things like a police officer kneeling on someones neck by kneeling? Isn't that in poor taste to say the least? And isn't the black power fist basically a seig heil salute?