RU (486) Serious

AITOOW wonders why abortion is still such an issue? Aren't there pills that abort the fetus? Isn't there contraception? It seems like you have to be pretty lazy to have to pull out the vacuum cleaner or dirty hanger. And I take it that those abortions that can't be done by pill are pretty far along (ie more alive/viable). Not a great position to argue from. Not to mention it is still possible if your state is down with it.

Jack Spare-o

AITOOW thinks that Elvis actor is a mix between Jonny Depp and some other guy (fringe leading man a while back)? He was in some weird movie that was a cult fav in the 80s or 90s. Sci fi or horror. B list. He had black hair. Stubble. Kind of rhodent-esque.

Who's Your Daddy

AITOOW thinks we should should rebrand Father's Day as Mother Fucker's Day?

How to Grab "Em

AITOOW wonders why no one in politics has figured out the slogan "You can't spell triumph without Trump"? Or the slogan can be "Not a Democrat".

20-80 Rule

AITOOW think the 20% who thinks the economy is headed in the right direction is employed by the government? Maybe a hedgy or techie. And that 30% Dem floor (on general issues of satisfaction) is comprised of those people plus a few fringe nuts.

Y MCA?

AITOOW wonders if any of the people doing the YMCA know what the song is about? The YMCA was a notorious gay "hotel" in NYC in the 70's. Maybe it still is. It cracks me up that most of the people who love singing along to it would probably die if they knew it's gay history/association. And don't ask about In The Navy.

Hung Sheldon?

AITOOW wonders how developed Sheldon's sister will get before the show ends? And he as well.

Talk Poop

AITOOW thinks that we could use a news/entertainment source that reviews the news (olds)? They would look back on (and make fun of) the "misinformation" fed to us by the ever wrong press corp. Ala Talk Soup or whatever it is called now. The one with Greg Kinnear anf Joel McHale.

They Binded Me with Science

AITOOW shocked that Slappy Joe (or Nurse Jill) and Fauci Minh have lifted the testing requirement for international travel? I was all set to write about how this was bad politics. How it would force Americans to travel by car this summer. How it would increase their awareness and vitriol against the Democrats. And even the domestic price of gas. How it was another case of exacting revenge on their opponents. The ones who aren't cloistered in fear. But, I guess enough of their constituents (or some one at their virtual wine soirees) have slowly emerged from their isolation and want to travel too. And they can't be inconvenienced. Oh. and the "science".

Now Hear This

AITOOW thinks podcasts are today's books on tape?

Suns Out

AITOOW was surprised to learn that 50% of gun deaths are suicides? And I love how Democrats are trying to spin their lawlessness as gun violence? Now every murder is front page news. Except black on black (ie Chicago every week). And every murder is the gun's fault. Not the behavior of the perpetrator. They can really spin any topic.

Musk See TV

AITOOW will never be sure from now on whether an Elon Musk product is really malfuncunctioning or if it it is retribution from the Democrats?