Bank Robbers

AITOOW bank (PNC) is not raising savings rates as the Fed raises the prime rate?

The U

AITOOW thinks all people who want to lampoon the ridiculous construct of ultra maga should start wearing University of Miami hats, etc?

Burning Trees

AITOOW thinks all cops need to do to stop driving under the influence is to look for pine tree air fresheners? It has to be some kind of code. Every pot head has one of these on their rear view. They can't think it gets rid of the smell.

Que Pasa Time

AITOOW wonders if the language barrier is why we consider Latin players/people more thankful for being here than others? Are they really? Are we just not hearing it because they are not expressing it in English? Or are they just not getting warped by the negative dogma surrounding them because they don't understand it.

US Ohhhpen

AITOOW wonders if dads of female tennis players are uncomfortable listening to their grunting/sex sounds during a point?

A-freak-ebonics

AITOOW thinks it should be Africans in America or Afric-in-americas instead on African Americans? Since they feel so left out. Or Afric-un-Americans.