Chinese Sprinter Uncle Sam

AITOOW doesn't understand why you don't have to be a legal resident of a country to compete for them in the olympics? Why not just choose up sides?

So Long Camp North Star

AITOOW was happy the way things turned out on the season finales of SYTYCD and LCS? SYTYCD is stupefyingly more entertaining than AI. I guess it's the movement with better songs. For a person who thought they despised dancing, I really enjoy this show. Last night was fun because the best dancer did win and they brought back alot of the previous dancers. Even the old farts dusted off their tap shoes. But, the greatest thing about the show is the competitors. They haven't been corrupted by vanity yet. They are humble, likable, youthful and precious. You would think their effusive personalities would grow saccahrine but they don't. They feel real. And they make you realize how perverted the rest of the world has become.

And on LCS, Eliza won. Which is good because she doesn't hold back and is right on the money with her observations. I doesn't hurt that she's a cute little bunny with perfect tits.

All in all it was a night that made you think things aren't as bleak as they seem.

Guerilla Marketing

AITOOW was not surprised that they just found 80,000 gorillas in the wild? Of course the reactionary's were quick to point out that the lesson we should learn from this is that preservation works. I think I'm going go with - the scientists/naturalists: lie knowingly, are unforgivable negligent in their methods/conclusions, or have no fucking idea what they are doing. Tarzan say "standard deviation much?".

H-eye-brow?

AITOOW thinks that Scorcese ad for silencing your cell phones is horrible? The plot he pitches (jailhouse dad/alcoholic ex-wife with new husband) is even more cliche than he cliche he denounces.

Ludicrous

AITOOW can decipher what Ludah was trying to say with his latest essay on politics? The well received political scientist was not saying that Juan McCain needs to be put in a wheel chair. He was saying that the man is so old that he should only be trusted with a chair on wheels and not the oval office chair. He just rushed this opus. If he had given the issue more time or thought he would have given a less harebrained effort. Besides he needed an image that went with paralyzed. Them words are hard to rhyme yo.

Lispy Longstockings

AITOOW doesn't understand why ceratin NYC-bred starlits lisp like a Barcelonian when they speak. Do Gwenyth Paltrow, Maggie Gyllenhall, and Liv Tyler still wear retainers? Why do they ram their tongues into their upper teeth? Is it some sophisticated affectation from a bygone era? Did they get bad orthodontic work? Are they mimicing each other? Thereth thuthspicion out thhere.

I Can't Hear You

AITOOW wonders why black etertainers need you to wave your hands in the air and/or say whoa? You are the show...not us. Shut your shoo fly pie hole. Stop trying to augment your one minute act with two minutes of filler. And amuse us. This is not discourse. We pay you to make an ass out of yourselves for us. We are not in the making an ass of ourselves business. Or more to the point shouldn't be. That is your milieu.