Tuesday, March 17, 2009

What Happens When A Woman Has No One To Love

AITOOW saw that the self satisfied organic food lady on 60 Minutes had yellow teeth, thinning, lifeless hair and a Buddha belly? So much for the visible evidence of her organic regime. And what a revelation she has uncovered. Food that costs more to produce - tastes better. Shouldn't it? And how good of a chef can you be if you have to rely on better ingredients to ensure better taste? Not to mention all these tiny gardens impact the environment more than one large one. Just like any other industry. And people like her are willing to limit the opportunities that the next wave of American workers have to live a life like she enjoys. Conservation, sustainable living are just code words for keeping the poor poor and keeping them on their side of the tracks.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Tin Ear

AITOOW understands that the bonuses paid to AIG employees may be well deserved? It's only their Credit Default Swap business that's failing. Otherwise, they have a healthy business and those employees should not be punished because another division is losing money. They should at least get an IOU. If the government wanted to set up tiers of creditors in which employee salaries were one tier (a subordianted tier) then they should have closed the lending window when they took office. This would have allowed for a bankruptcy proceeding where AIG could escape their contractual obligations. You must think it's a healthy business underneath it all, or you would have just given the ultimate beneficiaries of the money (the Banks) the capital directly. So now let the company do what it needs to do to keep the healthy parts healthy or this whole exercise will have been pointless. This is no time to be penny wise and pound foolish. You can't have it both ways Obama Claus. And which is the greater sin? This? Or the earmarks that are more voluminous than your own auditory appendages.

I also love how it's always a member of his staff that has the comment too. Will we ever hear what he thinks about an issue? Who gives a rats ass what one of his ass sucks think.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Pots and Kettles Only

AITOOW wonders if ANY white person would have been considered for the cover of O magazine?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Third Member of Heart

AITOOW thought Kelly Clarkson looked like a troll doll on AI last night? Her song sucked too.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bird In The Hand

AITOOW wonders why women game show contestants are so risk averse? Watch Jeopardy or Deal and see if they ever bet big on the Daily Double or don't take the first bullshit offer that insults probability. I don't know why they are so penny conscious in this enviroment. They seem to have no problem throwing those dollars down the toilet in real life. Maybe they should earn their allowance following game show rules.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Jews For Jesus

AITOOW wonders if Florida govenor Charlie Christ is Jewish? The honker says "yes". The last name says "no".

Monday, March 9, 2009

Obama Claus

AITOOW wonders if this clown has ever balanced a check book? My guess is that his wife handles anything involving math. So now we have the government spending money it hasn't stolen on stem cells to cure people whose care or retirements we can't afford to subsidize.