The Neverending Query

AITOOW agrees with following thesis? When you meet people who admit that they don't think about the bigger philosophical questions or engage in self-analysis is it simply because they are slow? Do they wrestle over a simple dilemna, that you or I may resolve instantaneously, all day? They must. I mean what else could be going on in that head of theirs. An endless loop of asking themselves the same question in their head? This leaves them for no time to think about anything else. Like the crows in Dumbo. "What do you want to do"? "I don't know. What do you want to do"? It must be great.

Party At The Water Tower

AITOOW thinks Tim Lincecum is the kid from Dazed and Confused all grownsed up?

Preacher Leave Those Kids Alone

AITOOW wonders who was more impressionable - Barbie's audience for his speech to school children or his audience for health-fare?

I'll Gladly Blow You Tuesday...

AITOOW found it typical that the Whoopie Cushion didn't understand the motivation behind the following survey? She chastised her own sex for using sex to get something they wanted. She said that women should learn to get things for themselves. Whoopster. The issue isn't that women are incapable of these actions. The issue is that they are fucking lazy. In any situation in which a woman is dependent on another, it is not about capability. It is about effort. Women have learned the art of acting stupid. While you are just the latter.

I'm Out

AITOOW finds it hilarious that the black guy and the unwrapped mummy on Shark Tank never invest in a business opportunity. It was obvious from the beginning that they were just added to the cast for diversity. And like in real life they don't contribute anything to the enterprise except their anthropomorphic divergency.

Shot of Tequila

AITOOW can't understand how Shawne Merriman didn't slap Vietnamese Me Love You Long Time Tila Tequila before this weekend. She should give yum yums and then be locked away in cage with a Hannibal Lechter mask. I challenge the prosecutor in charge of this case to spend a day with her.

Harvest Time

AITOOW wonders how much the Market will fall in September?