Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Lovely Boost

AITOOW thinks The Lovely Bones is a bit similiar to that Robin Williams film? I think it was called What Dreams May Come? Nice nose job on the little sis BTW.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Ice Hose

AITOOW watched the women's figure skating Saturday? I did because nothing else was on and I like to be reminded that not all women are fat. The Japanese skater got shafted. She was twice as good as the pudgy girl who won.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

In the Year 2010-

AITOOW understands that Obama's numbers are slipping among Independents because of three reasons? 1. These people have no principles or loyalty and are by definition fickle. 2. They only voted for him in the first place because it made them feel post-racial. 3. They disliked Sarah Palin.

Now we wait and see if he is willing to go down with the ship or decide to save himself. I believe he will do a Clinton and become an impotent figurehead. These types of people can't accept premature irrelevance. He spent his entire life trying to climb this hill. He has nothing to aim for after this. He's too young to let his career ambitions disappear at this point. He has fallen in love with being in charge and will do anything to hang on to it. Unless a scandal makes being in the lime light untenable, he will choose to keep the crown.

Gore is already the nominal king of the planet so he can't even go there. He will be satisfied with being a lame duck who can use the bully pulpit to espouse his agenda and foreign policy powers to make the world adore him. Plus he will achieve enough window dressing (SC appointments, Gays in the military) to keep himself from feeling like too much of a sell out. It's a perfect fit. The US gets a small government Congress and a touchy feely President to provide a check against it's religious/social ambitions (veto power). Plus he gets to talk about issues instead of dealing with them. A liberals Nirvanah.

Friday, January 22, 2010

8T

AITOOW couldn't give a fuck about Haiti? It's a wasteland. It's people are incorrigible. Let it implode. It's the New Orleans of the Caribbean. How's that slave uprising working out for you?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Prince Walleyed Noz Kandi

AITOOW thought that Arab on Charlie Rose last night was a coked up mess? It was exhausting to watch. How do stereotypes get started?

Monday, January 18, 2010

Number 1

AITOOW wonders if James Cameron was purposefully giving the finger last night at the Globes? And to whom?

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Por Favor

AITOOW wants to break Eva Longoria's nose job because of that Heineken commercial? Two gets get put in the first row and given free beer. Then this little wet back impolitely demands that they cough one up for her. Listen midget, just because blowing the right studio guys freed you from blowing strangers for $20, it doesn't mean you are anything but a Bang Bus escapee. Drop the princess act and buy your own fucking beer. You are just going to throw it up later anyway. And at a minimum learn how to say please.