Thursday, December 9, 2010

30 Seconds Of Hell

AITOOW is sickened by almost every commercial on TV? These spots are supposed to be entertaining. They are created by people who supposedly have a talent for such things. They get paid huge sums of money for their creations. Yet, almost every one I watch only makes me desperate to avoid them. And that's on the initial airing. I can't tell you what it does to me upon repeated exposure. Is there anything more annoying than that little piggy Geico ad after the initial viewing? The same is true for almost all their other ads. How about all those foreign auto ads that have Juno-esque Emo Beatniks caterwauling holiday jingles. How many Americans relate to that demo? Car dealer ads where two oily con artists parade down a row of cars, drug company geezer montages, ads given to minority production teams that evince a quality most 7th Graders could achieve... It's unbelievable that people pay people to do this. Thank God for the Remote.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

You Can't Deal With This. You Can't Deal With That

AITOOW has to break it to the public that that cute little KIA ad with the hamsters is slam on black people? Hamsters was a secret, pejorative nick name that was popular in the late 90's. So when you see those cute little rodents acting a fool, know that you have been made a fool of by their ad agency.

Monday, December 6, 2010

That's Rich

AITOOW is sick of the rich saying "tax me"? People like Warren Buffett and Jay Leno are always carrying on that they wouldn't mind their taxes going up. You know what? No one would stop you if you VOLUNTARILY gave away your money. But you know nobody will proffer that rebuttal so you you can LOOK like a hero without actually having to ACT like one. But you kinda knew that already. And no, pledges don't count. I'll wait until the check has cleared before I kick you off the list.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Scared Stupid

AITOOW wonders why blacks are seemingly frightened by everything (dogs, ghosts, work, etc) except what may be the most murderous creature that good lord has ever created - the white man?

Saturday, December 4, 2010

For Christ Sake

AITOOW wonders why Christmas must be called "Holidays" while other holidays don't? I think it's still possible to refer to Easter as Easter even though it falls near Passover. Why are other religions' holidays never restrained by the same PC restrictions?

Friday, December 3, 2010

Something We Can Agree On

AITOOW is shocked that the Deficit Reduction Commission couldn't agree on a solution? We should really get a committee together to study why it could not. I guess this is what you can expect when you trade an organizer for a decider. One gives you committees. One gives you action. How can a person with one and a half terms of legislative experience not be seasoned enough to deal with these issues effectively? It's a mystery. I guess "hope" meant - hope that someone else can provide the answers.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Gracism

AITOOW thinks it's just typical that both of the turkeys that received a pardon at this year's Thanksgiving happened to be white?