If They Ever Ask You Why

AITOOW wonders what kind of lesson you are teaching "the children" when you use "it's for the children" as your rhetorical disguise for every one of your self serving crusades?

20/30 Vision

AITOOW can't believe that in the past 30 years (after AIDS was discovered), 65 million people still couldn't keep themselves from putting their ding dong where it didn't belong (without a raincoat even)? I'm not sure it's a "gay plague". Sounds more like a "stupid" plague.

Speak Up

AITOOW isn't sure if John McEnroe would like today's players to come to the net more? I always thought he loved the net so much because it looked like a big line of coke.

I Know I Look Good

AITOOW thinks you should consider yourself fat if your skin touches your clothes? There should be some air in there.

Castles Of Sand

AITOOW wonders, if equilibrium/stasis is the object of Nature, how corrupted our minds must be if we believe that it seems alot easier for things to devolve into chaos instead of order.? Or in other words, how much harder it seems to make and hold something rather than watch it be broken or taken away.

It must be caused by the survival gene. We are captive to our immediate needs in a competitive ecosystem. We experience alot of frustration and don't dwell on the success we experience. That makes it appear that the whole system is unbalanced rather than our little piece.

Then again chaos might be the natural order. It doesn't explain the expansion of the Universe thing. It may explain it if you break "order" into units. At some times/places it is chaos. At other times/places it is order. And at others it's is shades of both. And the sum total may be equilibrium/stasis. Maybe our minds aren't corrupted. Maybe Earth is in the Chaos Zone.

The Price of Failure

AITOOW is going to remember at the quarter's close that auto companies and dealers tried to raise prices after the Japanese earthquake portended shortages of inventory and it back fired? Nobody accepted the price gauging. I'm sure executives will mention this as the cause of their poor performance when they explain the numbers..

Casting Couch

AITOOW thinks that performers who don't want their children to follow them into the family business don't want them to know what degrading acts they had to commit to get their opportunities?