Super Bad

AITOOW wonders when everything became "super" something?

Tossing In The Towel

AITOOW wonders if ball boys should be wearing gloves when they handle those sweat drenched, snot filled germ rags tennis players toss to them?

Pret A PoorTaste

AITOOW wonders how dedicated you can be to winning when you show up with a full length weave, jewelery and makeup?

Olympic Meddles

AITOOW enjoyed the Olympics more when it was a nip fest?

Another Training Exercise?

AITOOW wonders why there has been no speculation that the system "glitches" at Nasdaq for Facebook and at Knight Capitol were acts of cyber-terrorism? Can it hurt to ask the question?

Twist and Spout

AITOOW isn't shocked that our Obfuscator In Chief is now trying to pin the recession on trickle down economics (and somehow on his opponent)? Now I'm no fan of leveraged economy that made the Baby Boomer's rich by stealing from their children, but, this crisis was caused by the Democrats wish that everyone get a house (made possible by their B-lackey at Fannie Mae). Maybe the deficit can be partially blamed on this, but, not the recession. I blogged three years ago that this young man would sell his soul for a second term rather than be a different kind of politician. Nice to know people are so predictable. There is no reality he will not try and twist. I guess a mulatto really doesn't see black and white. 

Ex-Titled

AITOOW thinks we need to add some appropriate euphemisms for modern, self-congratulatory titles people have invented for themselves (to hide the banality and simplicity of their endeavours). We already have the effacing terms - "ambulance chaser", "bean counter", "talking head", "shrink", "bullshit arist", "slum lord". I wish to add - "Shylock/Money Lender/Loan Shark" for any VC/PE adherent. "Astrologist/Gypsy" for any financial planner/analyst. "Bookie or Fortune Hunter" for any financial transaction employee or hedge fund douche. "Clerk" for almost any sub-Exec-VP position at a business. "Baby Sitter" for any exec VP position or higher (can also be used for teachers). "Tooth Mason" for dentists. "Butchers" or "Refer-ists" or "Someone else's discovery mimic" or "Drug Pusher" or "Body Mechanic"for doctors. "Mother In Law/Yenta" for any consultant. "Organ Grinder's Monkey" for any performer. "Dilettante/Parasite" for any monarch/stay at home blank/on social assistance/researcher. "House Pimp" for any real estate broker. "Carnival Barker" for anyone is sales. "Wife" for anyone in purchasing". "Piss Boy/Girl" for any executive assistant. "Flying Piss Boy/Girl" for any flight attendant. I could spend all day on this, but, hopefully it will be more interactive (unlike most of this blog so far) if I leave the rest to be supplemented by you.