Participation Award

AITOOW thinks it's funny that black people won't take credit for things they do do (like crime - "Wasn't me") while they take credit for (as a group) anything laudatory one of them "do" (which is usually just being the first black version of something every other race has has already been).

Negligable Cost Allocated to Athletes

AITOOW doesn't understand how colleges count scholarships as a cost? All they do is pack in a few more students into a class (fixed cost). Nearly the same with room and board. They are totally disingenuous when they descry how much athlete "compensation" costs them.

La Raza

AITOOW wonders why no one is worried about what future these unchaperoned children from Latin America are destined for even if they are allowed to stay in America? I'm guessing crime for the boys and prostitution for the girls. Is this really a humane alternative? Becoming an exploited class in a free land is not really progress.

Quag-Myer

AITOOW who doesn't understand why Seth Myers is still (or ever was) on TV? It can only be explained by the disconnect NY media executives have with the rest of society. He's them. Weasel faced, elitist, liberal, self-absorbed and satisfied Millenials. He often brags about being the head writer at SNL. And he's proud of that. SNL, maybe, has two sketches that are passable each week (8 in total?). He has the audacity to believe that he was pitched things that couldn't satisfy him. What exactly was he saving us from? And if he was, then who does the hiring? His talk show has no interesting recurring bits. They are a nerds collection of Venn diagrams and New Yorker captions. Is this the Dick Cavett show?  He's a horrible interviewer. He's embarrassingly (hyper-Fallony) obsequious. He's smarmy and dismissive and self important about the rest of America. Why the pass on organ grinder monkeys? His hair (what's left of it) is Ed Grimly-like. His eyes are baggy. His run and stop onto his desk platform is gay. His bits with Fred Armison (a usually absent crutch/draw) are forced. His pleas of not being Jewish are transparent (don't reject me Middle America) and not believable. His band is weak and they have no rapport with him. The show is just unwatchable. I'd be happy that he was off SNL if they didn't replace him with an even more Millenial douche and a lipless hag. The skits weren't any better with him gone. I just don't understand what NBC is thinking. Even Fallon is nothing without Higgins. He's the only person with any comedic instincts at the network.

I forgot to mention his insufferable and self absorbed/socially unaware stories about his gay dog, bland family and cuckolding wife.

How ... About That

AITOOW who wonders why Redskins is bad, but, Indians is ok? At least the former is accurate. Hasn't it been established that the Americas are not India as once thought? You would think that that one inaccuracy would be the first thing they want sorted out. When is the crying Indian going to be resurrected for this marketing campaign?

Investing In Me

AITOOW wonders why women are so risk averse to "gambling" money, but, have no issue assuring it will be lost in a shopping spree?

MSG

AITOOW who has read a Doritos wrapper and has seen that these jagoffs still use MSG? Wasn't that stuff outlawed?