Now What?

AITOOW tenses up when the evening news promo music comes on? It's so ominous.

Eye of the Cougar

AITOOW thinks people are wearing sunglasses much more because they are using anti-wrinkle cream (instructions say to avoid sun) under their eyes?

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

AITOOW has no idea how they look? You look at yourself in one mirror and you look great. You look at yourself in another and you look terrible. What's going on?

Duty Of Care

AITOOW is frustrated with people who don't know the difference between accidents and carelessness?

Talk To The Phone

AITOOW has noticed that pretending you are doing something on your smartphone is the new way of saying leave me alone?

Reality Blights

AITOOW thinks it's funny that woman want you listen and "understand" them ad nauseum and then flip out if you find out a secret or something embarrassing about them? I guess they just want us to think of them as the person they want to be not the person they are.

Hammer Time

AITOOW doesn't understand how low income areas get so dilapidated? The residents have nothing but free time on their hands. Pick up a broom.